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A Bed of Noses

A Bed of Noses

by Adam on December 8, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    December 8, 2015, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    Did he have some of that Cauliflower Rice casserole from “Life In Pieces”? (my new favorite sitcom)

  2. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    December 8, 2015, 4:46 am | # | Reply

    Be a man and give her a good old Dutch Oven! My brother did that on his wedding night. Talk about setting a precedent…

  3. bubujin_2
    bubujin_2
    December 8, 2015, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    Better word usage in P3 would have been “limited number of suspects.”

  4. crazy quilter
    crazy quilter
    December 8, 2015, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    Surprise! Women fart too. Sometimes even smellier, especially during pregnancy.

  5. euphgeek
    euphgeek
    December 8, 2015, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    Third panel reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwlrUJdO04

  6. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    December 8, 2015, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    Blame it on the Pet. Then again, there is always Russell.

  7. Dimentio
    Dimentio
    December 8, 2015, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

    Do the fake corpse flowers emit a stench, or are you constantly letting loose to cover up the fact that they’re fake? I don’t know which is more inconvenient.

  8. Zed
    Zed
    December 8, 2015, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    Where are these fake corpse flowers available? Ikea? BB&B? How much do they cost? Do they come with scent packets, or do you have to provide your own?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  9. Rena
    Rena
    December 8, 2015, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    Solution: dog.

  10. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    December 10, 2015, 8:19 am | # | Reply

    You have no idea how often I’ve found one of those corpse flowers while looking for brains to eat. I mean, zombies to kill. Because I’m not a zombie.

  11. Amanda
    Amanda
    May 3, 2018, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    I’ve successfully farted and convinced my wife she was the one who farted… on multiple occasions.
    I’m evil… I know. AN EVIL GENIUS!

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