Y’know, with a raise, you can BUY a pillow. #StatingTheSimpleSolution
That being said, that’s an impressive amount of uses for a cushion. I’m gonna remember this one next time I go shopping for work tools.
I was thinking about the same. If your raise consists of pillows, it’s just not the same to ask for a raise for the third or fourth time…
You can also hide (non-meltable) snacks in them. Or use them to fake being pregnant (most effective if you’re a woman).
What’s that you say, a little down in the mouth?
I see what you did there.
The ole dreaming of eating a giant marshmallow though considering the ingredients of modern polymer filled pillows and puffed sugar polymer confections, there is relatively little difference on nutritional value, digestibility and flammability.
I’m envisioning a CEO bug lounging on a huge pile o pillows while everyone else looks on in envy.
And then his cigar ashes set the pile into a flaming, sticky, smokey mess.
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Y’know, with a raise, you can BUY a pillow. #StatingTheSimpleSolution
That being said, that’s an impressive amount of uses for a cushion. I’m gonna remember this one next time I go shopping for work tools.
I was thinking about the same. If your raise consists of pillows, it’s just not the same to ask for a raise for the third or fourth time…
You can also hide (non-meltable) snacks in them. Or use them to fake being pregnant (most effective if you’re a woman).
What’s that you say, a little down in the mouth?
I see what you did there.
The ole dreaming of eating a giant marshmallow though considering the ingredients of modern polymer filled pillows and puffed sugar polymer confections, there is relatively little difference on nutritional value, digestibility and flammability.
I’m envisioning a CEO bug lounging on a huge pile o pillows while everyone else looks on in envy.
And then his cigar ashes set the pile into a flaming, sticky, smokey mess.