Gone are the days of wondering about space battles in distant solar systems.
Come have the days about wondering how to figure out the logistics behind moving an armada before the battle.
And don’t get me started on the insurance premiums!
I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.
Two days ago walking my dog, someone had put a ceramic Great Dane in their yard, half-size fortunately. My poodle noticed it and snuck carefully up on it before getting close enough to smell that it was not real. Next day, she was sniffing around in the same yard and noticed the ceramic dog out of the corner of her eye and jumped sideways about two feet. She’d forgotten about it.
A sextant repair kit is all well and good. But where does one find a good sextant? Yeah, eBay has sextants, but they’re suspiciously cheap and probably not worth buying in the first pace, let alone repairIng.
no, no … it’s your aunt when she’s had a wee bit too much to drink and is schmoozing onto your uncle (hopefully the one she’s married to, but at that point in the evening she’s usually not too picky).
You may wish to drop the “l” in “play.”
D’oh! You’re right. Good catch. Will fix.
Amazon Prime. Like Optimus, but with free shipping.
Optimus has free shipping, too. After all, he does have that big trailer that disappears when he transforms.
How depressingly true.
Gone are the days of wondering about space battles in distant solar systems.
Come have the days about wondering how to figure out the logistics behind moving an armada before the battle.
And don’t get me started on the insurance premiums!
Play or pay – that is the question.
Some grown-ups imagined Waterworld.
and by imagined they fell into their swimming pool after getting hammered on some legal or not quite legal substances.
Just yesterday I was shopping for some lighted dog accessories – since it’s getting so dark so early – and I was just shy of the limit.
Hmm, if I get some doggie booties…. NOPE! He’ll hate me if I do that.
I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.
Best goofy Amazon purchase evar.
HA! That’s hilarious!
Two days ago walking my dog, someone had put a ceramic Great Dane in their yard, half-size fortunately. My poodle noticed it and snuck carefully up on it before getting close enough to smell that it was not real. Next day, she was sniffing around in the same yard and noticed the ceramic dog out of the corner of her eye and jumped sideways about two feet. She’d forgotten about it.
Nice to see you playing with niece bug, even though you stink at it.
A sextant repair kit is all well and good. But where does one find a good sextant? Yeah, eBay has sextants, but they’re suspiciously cheap and probably not worth buying in the first pace, let alone repairIng.
What does it say about me that I immediately Googled “sextant repair kit” and got excited about the fact that they exist?
I just snigger like a 13 year old every time I hear the word “sextant”.
WHAT kind of tent?
no, no … it’s your aunt when she’s had a wee bit too much to drink and is schmoozing onto your uncle (hopefully the one she’s married to, but at that point in the evening she’s usually not too picky).
sext. aunt. that’s the ticket.
Sextants are SOOOO 18th Century. What you need is a good astrolabe.
But can you imagine what the flavor of a bug martini would be like?
Sadly, the only thing i can imagine these days is what I would use the money for if I won the powerball lottery prize money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A
http://filleritem.com/
Who even NEEDS imagination anymore?