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A Gentile-man’s Guide to Hanukkah

A Gentile-man’s Guide to Hanukkah

by Adam on December 24, 2012 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    December 24, 2012, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Oh my God, that last panel… That last panel, man.

    I can’t breathe…

    • Gene
      Gene
      December 24, 2012, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

      Oh hells yeah, that last panel is *SO* desktop-worthy! My sinuses hurt from the snork I got.

  2. Odai Athamneh
    Odai Athamneh
    December 24, 2012, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    I draw on a computer, and I’m still too lazy to double-check stuff. Maybe if I was drawing inside of Google Chrome…

    • Rena
      Rena
      December 24, 2012, 1:53 am | # | Reply

      …and have to open a new tab? Man, screw that.

  3. Fancypants
    Fancypants
    December 24, 2012, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    I thought Kwanzaa was the Aquaman of December holidays?

    • BlueRoseLeader
      BlueRoseLeader
      December 24, 2012, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      No Kwanzaa is the Powdered toast man of superheroes :/, no one ever cared, and no one ever will. Hanukkah is the martian manhunter and Christmas is Superman.

  4. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    December 24, 2012, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious! Do us Irish folks next!

  5. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    December 24, 2012, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Man, wait until someone tells you that Hanukkah has been over for almost two weeks!

  6. joecrouse
    joecrouse
    December 24, 2012, 5:22 am | # | Reply

    Mucsic-chan

    Its been more like a 9 days. (ended the 16th)

    Kwanza starts the 26th.

    Eid al Fitr was back in August. (there are several Eids throughout the year

    Just saying.

    (btw I am not religious but working in a multi cultural environment we have to do all of them or none of them)

  7. DrDiggit42
    DrDiggit42
    December 24, 2012, 6:58 am | # | Reply

    I love this comic, but how do you not know if you’re circumcised?

  8. DaGrinch
    DaGrinch
    December 24, 2012, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    The “maybe” area made me laugh so loud the cat ran away. Brilliant!

  9. snail
    snail
    December 24, 2012, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    So that means you’re circumcised?

  10. Crazyon
    Crazyon
    December 24, 2012, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    Damn those computers…Always so far away…

  11. Jim
    Jim
    December 24, 2012, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Oh, this will be good.

  12. Lync
    Lync
    December 24, 2012, 7:53 am | # | Reply

    As a quasi-jew, I have to tell you that you’re a bit late this year; since jewish people have to use their own special calendar, hannukah started on december 8th this year.
    WHY IS THE RELIGION I WAS BORN INTO SO WEIRD?
    Oh well at least it’s not as obnoxious as christianity, what with trying to convert people and all.

  13. joecrouse
    joecrouse
    December 24, 2012, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    @Lync

    I KNOW RIGHT? I mean like if you arent born Jewish you have to go to school and apply studdy and all that. Its a friggen TEST man.

  14. Wdog-999
    Wdog-999
    December 28, 2012, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    That last panel is exactly how I am when I have to use a guide for a video game. I could walk a few steps to my computer, but nah, I’d rather tax my memory and try to remember more or just use my iPod Touch to look up stuff.

  15. nile
    nile
    January 9, 2013, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    you mean all religions don’t throw dinner rolls?

  16. Fjodor
    Fjodor
    March 12, 2013, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

    I somehow read Hakuna (Matata) first. o.O

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