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A Mule and His Money are Soon Parted

A Mule and His Money are Soon Parted

by Adam on June 9, 2015 at 1:46 am
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  1. Seeen
    Seeen
    June 9, 2015, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Just run out and take it, it will make for a far more heroin tale. Er… if you survive, that is. Better pick up the speed.

    • ToppHatt
      ToppHatt
      June 9, 2015, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not sure if heroin was intentional or if it was the most relevant typo ever.

      • Rena
        Rena
        June 9, 2015, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

        Judging from “better pick up the speed”, I’m guessing it was a deliberate crack.

  2. Richard Howland-Bolton
    Richard Howland-Bolton
    June 9, 2015, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    It worked out perfectly for the 100-year-old man who climbed out of a window and disappeared! (Book and movie)

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      June 9, 2015, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Police would probably have an easier time on a foot pursuit trying to catch a 100 year old no matter how spry he was.

  3. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    June 9, 2015, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if I put “Crime Loot” in my tax forms my CPA would think it’s a funny joke, or if he’d call me up in a panic.

    • Rena
      Rena
      June 9, 2015, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

      IIRC, when you file taxes in USA and/or Canada, there’s a section to include income gained from illegal activities.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 10, 2015, 11:32 am | # | Reply

        Oh yeah!
        That’s the form that all of Congress fills out.
        Thanks for the reminder! 😀

      • Steve
        Steve
        September 30, 2017, 11:08 am | # | Reply

        Interesting note: Because of the 5th Amendment, you cannot be convicted for filling out the “illegal income” section. The reasoning is you’re not confessing to a specific crime.

  4. Frank
    Frank
    June 9, 2015, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    Dude. If you’re able to find ongoing drug deals upon request, that by itself is worth at least a bag with a dollar sign; just sell that info to shady, interested people.

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