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A Paleo Imitation

A Paleo Imitation

by Adam Huber on May 26, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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  1. Caveman #1
    Caveman #1
    May 27, 2019, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Stop arguing, just whack the policeman! No further whacking required for the next three days…

  2. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    May 27, 2019, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Haha, paleo diet. Paleontologist. I see what you did there.

    Yet another unresearched definition! Always fun to see these, Adam.

    • S.R.
      S.R.
      January 28, 2020, 9:01 am | # | Reply

      The paleo diet is a fad diet where people eat what they think cavemen ate, because clearly that’s what’s “natural” and therefore the most healthy for you. It involves no grains and no “highly processed” foods. It’s not actually any good for you unless it happens to eliminate something you’re allergic to.
      It’s not related to palaeontology, in short. The bone thing is because cavemen in media club things with bones.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        February 5, 2020, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

        Did you miss the part where Adam specifically proclaimed he didn’t do any research before he drew the strip? And it’s not like there’s cause to doubt him, given precedence. I have a list.

  3. Kaz
    Kaz
    May 27, 2019, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    This… is pretty much spot-on, actually.

  4. Sensei Le Roof
    Sensei Le Roof
    May 27, 2019, 10:18 am | # | Reply

    I think it’s supposed to be “cavemen didn’t eat carbs so we shouldn’t either”. Except it’s been proven cavemen DID eat carbs. Lots of ’em. Suck it, Paleo research-not-doers!

  5. Mat M.
    Mat M.
    May 27, 2019, 10:47 am | # | Reply

    But, aren’t cavemen (and cavewomen) extinct? Not the best role models, if you ask me.

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      May 28, 2019, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      They aren’t, but caves have terrible WiFi, so they never post.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      May 31, 2019, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      Depends on which subgroup you are talking about. Most of them have mixed with the plainswalkers and the beachcombers over the millennia and form a solid percentage of modern hominids.
      Heck I know one guy who extols the virtues of being a genetic throwback, barrel body, short arms and legs and the digestive track equivalent of a MrFusion.

  6. Fluffy Bunny Slippers
    Fluffy Bunny Slippers
    May 27, 2019, 3:53 pm | # | Reply

    That pig is adorable

  7. Matthew
    Matthew
    May 27, 2019, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

    What about the pig that does have trust issues? Can i eat them?

    • S. R.
      S. R.
      May 28, 2019, 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Sure, but you gotta catch it first so you can club it.

  8. agenttasmania
    agenttasmania
    May 27, 2019, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    The people who came up with it didn’t do any research either.

  9. Bailey Cohen
    Bailey Cohen
    May 27, 2019, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

    I think this is the first time since the cat schedule comic from the first few weeks of Bug Martini’s inception that we’ve seen an animal without antennas…

  10. ARandomGuy
    ARandomGuy
    October 28, 2021, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, did you know there’s actually archeological evidence for cavemen committing canibalism?
    Just a random fact, nothing else….

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