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A Plate Worse Than Death

A Plate Worse Than Death

by Adam Huber on January 27, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Quirel
    Quirel
    January 27, 2019, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    For some reason, I’m reading “He’ll gripe this Ouija also about on a board.”

    • Aze
      Aze
      January 28, 2019, 2:37 am | # | Reply

      Me too. The text spacing really screws up the punchline.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      January 28, 2019, 3:44 am | # | Reply

      Typographers call this “rivers”. Looks like a tough one to avoid with lines this short. Three longer lines would’ve worked:

      He’ll also gripe
      about this
      on a ouija board

      But then the drawing would probably need changing too.

  2. Greenebeard
    Greenebeard
    January 27, 2019, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

    New Drawing pen?/technique? The comic looks different today. Still hilarious as always!
    Don’t worry I don’t think any of us are that impatient Adam.

  3. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    January 28, 2019, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Okay, hang on, how is you preferring to put your dirty dishes on the counter the thing I have the most trouble believing in the history of this comic?

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      January 28, 2019, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      No idea why THAT tops your list, but I’m with Adam on this one. For hand-washing dishes, the easiest process for me is: Dishes on counter – Fill sink with soap+water – Dishes are washed one at a time. If they’re all in the sink when you start, there’s less maneuverability with large dishes (and I’m in a constant state of “is picking this up going to topple everything” for larger workloads, but that’s more to do with the reduction of available space than anything inherent in the sink itself).

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      January 28, 2019, 9:23 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, me too. Dirty dishes belong in the sink where they can soak and where any food residue can be easily washed down the sink.

    • Wingspin
      Wingspin
      January 29, 2019, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      Actually, we have this same fight at my house. Wife: dishes should be in the sink so the counter is clear. Me: how can you use the sink when it has dishes in it?

      • Doug
        Doug
        January 29, 2019, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

        What? No! Dirty dishes should be carefully rinsed and then stacked to the side. When you have enough, you can load the dishwasher in a logical order.

        Nothing should be in the sink for more than a moment to soak before scrubbing.

        A dish with food should NEVER go into the soapy water – that just contaminates other dishes! Sacrilege!!

  4. karmakat
    karmakat
    January 28, 2019, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    “She won’t do it’ on panel 3 silly Bug

    • N0083rp00F
      N0083rp00F
      January 28, 2019, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      Objection! – your correction is incorrect as the usage of the word wont by the author is technically correct.
      Yes “wont” is a word and is pronounced something like Waaa-unt, depending on your local accent [not including Boston – that’s more messed up than the vowel shift]

      WONT – n – a manner or action habitually employed by or associated with someone (often in the phrases as is my wont, as is his wont, etc)

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        January 29, 2019, 9:36 am | # | Reply

        Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

  5. Rich W
    Rich W
    January 28, 2019, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    For me it would be turning off lights randomly throughout the house.

  6. Shannon
    Shannon
    January 28, 2019, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Putting the dirty dishes in the sink blocks the disposal, you savage.

  7. Matt
    Matt
    January 29, 2019, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    We just use a dishwasher and don’t worry about the sink.

  8. Matt
    Matt
    January 29, 2019, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    Can I kill Randal Monroe instead of you? I’d like to try this experiment with him instead.

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