Porn where the actors/actresses get naked, but then decide sex is too much effort and just sit and watch TV in the nude. Or get into the bed and just fall asleep before actually doing anything.
Villain: Look you were supposed to drink the spiked drink black out wake up and i’d reveal to you my big plans by bringing you into the heart of my secret compound where I coincidentally also am keeping your love interest. But Nooooooo you have to go and get hydrated so now you’ll have to search my office for schematics then find the location of my hidden base and break in find your love interest and stop my plans yourself. You know what? Fine here’s my personal VIP access card. The base is on fifth and main. Your love interest is on the third floor. And my doomsday device is on the fifth in the atrium the code to destroy it is 1138 I hope you’re happy mister!
“You just made the classical blunder. The first, is don’t start a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is don’t bet with a Sicilian when there’s death on the line! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha…” (thud)
silly action stars and their need to hydrate
“Hail Hydrate”
This does bring about the ideas of the paradoxes that would occur if movie cliches were to not occur.
I have to admit, I was expecting a rather different topic….I have a dirty mind
It will be hilarious if porn ended up like that. Can you imagine a porn ended up with the casts sitting on a sofa, watching netflix or something?
Girl: “Am I supposed to finished something?”
Guy: “After we watch this season of Battlestar Galactica.”
Porn where the actors/actresses get naked, but then decide sex is too much effort and just sit and watch TV in the nude. Or get into the bed and just fall asleep before actually doing anything.
It’s somebody’s fetish.
Villain: Look you were supposed to drink the spiked drink black out wake up and i’d reveal to you my big plans by bringing you into the heart of my secret compound where I coincidentally also am keeping your love interest. But Nooooooo you have to go and get hydrated so now you’ll have to search my office for schematics then find the location of my hidden base and break in find your love interest and stop my plans yourself. You know what? Fine here’s my personal VIP access card. The base is on fifth and main. Your love interest is on the third floor. And my doomsday device is on the fifth in the atrium the code to destroy it is 1138 I hope you’re happy mister!
+1 for the 1138 reference
+2
“You just made the classical blunder. The first, is don’t start a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is don’t bet with a Sicilian when there’s death on the line! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha…” (thud)
INCONCIEVABLE!
And, to think, all this time it was your glass that was poisoned…
Nah, I just injected the stuff into his neck while he wasn’t looking.
*snort*
“I do not think that word means what you think it means”
– Do you expect me to talk?
– No, Mr. Bug, I expect you to die!