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A Twist Of Ate

A Twist Of Ate

by Adam Huber on October 3, 2019 at 10:24 pm
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  1. Zach
    Zach
    October 3, 2019, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    If you’re talking plain pretzels I agree, but that changes if a dipping sauce is used.

    • Erhannis
      Erhannis
      November 3, 2019, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

      …I had never considered this. What sauces are good?

      • Zach
        Zach
        December 17, 2020, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

        Mustard, honey mustard, Nutella, horseradish cheddar dipping cheese, I’m guessing nacho cheese dip could be interesting.

  2. dhusk
    dhusk
    October 3, 2019, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    But what about Pretzel M&Ms?

    • J-L
      J-L
      October 4, 2019, 8:07 am | # | Reply

      Meh.

      I feel like Pretzel M&Ms ™ came about this way:

      “Hey, boss, we just ran out of peanuts for our Peanut M&Ms ™! What do we do?”

      “Eh, just use pretzel crumbs and we’ll re-label the packaging.”

      “Think anyone will buy it, boss?”

      “We’ve sold chocolate-covered air before with our Puffed-Rice M&Ms ™. What do you think?”

      (Apologies to anyone I’ve offended by my choice of candies. But as Adam points out, our candy choices vastly differ among us.)

  3. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    October 4, 2019, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Is… is that just a bridge in the middle of a field? Not even over a ditch or slough or something? Who built that?

    • J-L
      J-L
      October 4, 2019, 7:52 am | # | Reply

      I’ve seen bridges like that before. They’re just decorative and don’t go anywhere. They’re kind of fun to walk over once or twice.

  4. J-L
    J-L
    October 4, 2019, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    I kind of agree with Adam on this one. I’ve never quite understood the appeal behind pretzels.

    I mean, one or two pretzels is fine, but after that it feels like I’m eating salty hard dry bread. (And if I’m gonna eat salty hard dry somethings, I prefer peanuts.)

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      October 4, 2019, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

      Brezels (as they’re known in Germany) are typically served with 1qt tankards of beer. Or rather, vice versa: the point is to make you so thirsty that 1) you’ll finish the beer and 2) you’ll order another one. Instead of being sold separately as a snack, brezels are usually free for the asking.

  5. Matthew
    Matthew
    October 4, 2019, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    Am i the only one here who has any self control when eating food? I can eat a small amount of food when snacking and not eat myself into a food coma.

    • Paul
      Paul
      October 4, 2019, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      Heretic!

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        October 4, 2019, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve never understood the rationale of calling someone a heretic if they’ve never claimed to be a member of the same faith. What’s so wrong about someone having different beliefs than yours?

        • BombOnABus
          BombOnABus
          October 4, 2019, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

          Heretic!

        • Frankie D.
          Frankie D.
          October 5, 2019, 5:17 am | # | Reply

          Witch!

        • Tassy
          Tassy
          October 5, 2019, 7:09 am | # | Reply

          ‘rationale’

          There’s your problem.

          • DTIBA
            DTIBA
            October 5, 2019, 5:25 pm | #

            Ah. You’re telling me the only faiths whose members will accuse other people of heresy are those who preach belief over courtesy, thus members of such faiths will not be rational and respect others’ beliefs.

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