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A Violent Vacation

A Violent Vacation

by Adam on July 29, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    July 29, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    When I was a little kid I would enjoy and savor the days that I had a cold because i didn’t have to do school.

    • lythera
      lythera
      July 30, 2011, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

      luckyyyyyyyyyy!! i had to go even if I had a cold. Nothing short of throwing up ever got me outta school.. >_>

  2. Pirate Jim
    Pirate Jim
    July 29, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    A-fucking-mazing

  3. Western Aussie
    Western Aussie
    July 29, 2011, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Would a jilted former partner with a cricket bat make another suitable alternative?

  4. buglover
    buglover
    July 29, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    this easily just made my day. another fantastic strip Adam!

  5. Mir
    Mir
    July 29, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    I recently had my wisdom teeth removed, and was consoled by a friend about being able to eat only ice cream for my recovery. While nice for a few days, it has gradually become annoying.

    Alas, one cannot recover from such debilitating injuries quickly. I imagine being unable to do anything by yourself would become rather boring before the end, though forcing someone to make spaceship noises would certainly improve my mood.

  6. Thejs
    Thejs
    July 29, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who is frightened by the fact that the “Croquet Mallet Fairy” apparently works for the government?
    I mean, where else would she get the parking permit?

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      July 29, 2011, 3:46 am | # | Reply

      I wasn’t frightened until you pointed it out.

      …Thanks for that. I didn’t need to sleep tonight. 😐

      😉

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      July 30, 2011, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Oh my sweet baby Jesus, you’re right!

    • No worries
      No worries
      August 1, 2011, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

      No worries – if she does work for the government, then she won’t get anything done and it’s all good.

  7. Gz
    Gz
    July 29, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Misery lady! Thanks now I need to go watch it again.

  8. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    July 29, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Work accidents are the best. You get the insurance payment, and you don’t need to phone your boss explaining why you are skipping work.

  9. Andrew
    Andrew
    July 29, 2011, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    mallot fairy exists i swear! nice one adam!

  10. Ijon Tichy
    Ijon Tichy
    July 29, 2011, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Hey, did this refrigerator come flying from a nuclear explosion? ‘Cuz if so, we have bigger problems on our hands.

    • Jen.R.C
      Jen.R.C
      July 29, 2011, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      I don’t believe so, otherwise Indiana Jones would have popped out.

  11. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    July 29, 2011, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    Have you been reading my diary…uh…I mean journal? When my work load starts to pile up, I think about this all the time.

  12. Spobot
    Spobot
    July 29, 2011, 7:49 am | # | Reply

    Love the second panel! 🙂

  13. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    July 29, 2011, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    It’s kinda cute how bug says “you are REAL” even though he looks like he fought a blender

    • Nick
      Nick
      July 30, 2011, 4:14 am | # | Reply

      And then lost the fight.

  14. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 29, 2011, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    I have occasionally said that I wished I were home sick in bed, but the body cast would be too much.

  15. MrSamTime
    MrSamTime
    July 29, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    Oh man… I have totally thought about this. Unfortunately there is no way to regulate the exact amount of dehabilitation, risk of death is too great.

  16. Matt
    Matt
    July 29, 2011, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

    A brain injury would be great. The kind that leaves you sorta happy and smiley.

  17. ⬡
    ⬡
    July 30, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Trust me, it’s no picnic. Going to the bathroom is difficult when you can’t move your arms… Watching movies all day is kinda nice, but not being able to do anything else, even scratch or feed yourself… not as fun as it sounds!

    Great comic though. 😀

  18. 432
    432
    July 30, 2011, 8:45 am | # | Reply

    Love the faerie bug. 🙂

  19. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 30, 2011, 9:25 am | # | Reply

    I’ve heard of coquettish women, but croquettish???

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      July 30, 2011, 10:09 am | # | Reply

      XD

  20. Wolfmane
    Wolfmane
    July 31, 2011, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    I’m impressed that Bug slept through that beating. If being beaten by a mallet like that doesn’t wake him up, he might have other issues he could take advantage of!

  21. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    August 2, 2011, 10:50 pm | # | Reply

    hahaha third panel cracks me up XD

  22. andy
    andy
    December 8, 2011, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    how did i miss this comic? Thank god for the random button

  23. BugWikiGuy
    BugWikiGuy
    April 18, 2017, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

    Careful, you’ll give Andy Dwyer ideas.

  24. DC
    DC
    February 24, 2022, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    Huh. This is pretty much the plot to the anime Paranoia Agent.

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