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A Whopper of a Tale

A Whopper of a Tale

by Adam Huber on January 31, 2020 at 5:30 pm
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  1. Ben
    Ben
    January 31, 2020, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

    Maltesers, if you can find them, are better. But they still look like dog pellets.

    • DrIstvaan
      DrIstvaan
      February 1, 2020, 3:23 am | # | Reply

      I was just about to ask what’s so wrong with Whoppers; I know Maltesers/Maltikeks and they are quite good.

  2. Hauke
    Hauke
    February 1, 2020, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    Finnish licorice is the only real candy.

  3. dhusk
    dhusk
    February 1, 2020, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    … Then the thermostat broke and it took Wonka 12 hours to wade back to shore.

  4. Robert
    Robert
    February 1, 2020, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    Hey I love me a good Whopper.

    Oh wait, this isn’t about BK, is it.

  5. DerpyMcDerp
    DerpyMcDerp
    February 1, 2020, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

    Whoppers: For people who want the defictionalization of Summerween candy.

  6. Chug
    Chug
    February 2, 2020, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    Chocolate looks like poop. There really is no way around it, no matter what shape you put in it. If it bugs you all that much, I’ll take your share 😀
    And if this is just that you don’t like whoppers, I’ll take those, too. Love me some malted milk.

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      February 3, 2020, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      If you think flat bars with ridges (and possible crack lines) looks like poop, a visit to a medical professional may be a good idea.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        February 3, 2020, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

        My poop COMES from a crack line…

        I hope that’s OK.

  7. PJ
    PJ
    February 3, 2020, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    I love Whoppers, favorite candy!

  8. Erhannis
    Erhannis
    February 4, 2020, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    As a child, I once ate about a quart of Whoppers. …Didn’t touch them for another ~7 years.

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