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Adam’s Rib

Adam’s Rib

by Adam on December 16, 2015 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (18) ¬

    • The Only Explanation That Counts | This Is
      December 21, 2015, 6:22 am | #
  1. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 16, 2015, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    It’s not what you do that keeps you out of heaven, it’s what you don’t do.
    Just sayin’.

    • Bill
      Bill
      October 29, 2017, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      I’m thinking that’s false. I’m thinking serial killers (for example) don’t get in to heaven, no matter what else they do.

      • VeryPeeved
        VeryPeeved
        December 30, 2021, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

        you’d think that, but serial murders don’t seem to have any bearing whatsoever, when it comes to christian theology. all sins are equal in the eyes of the lord, after all.

  2. Jim
    Jim
    December 16, 2015, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    Gotta be honest – the McRib isn’t that good.

    • Vampire
      Vampire
      July 10, 2019, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

      You sir could not be more wrong.

  3. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    December 16, 2015, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    If the McRib was around all the time, nobody would care about it much. By making it come and go, McDonald’s makes an artificial scarcity and makes it seem much cooler than it is.

    That said, it’s not BAD, really. I mean, it’s worth trying, and it’s probably better to do it before you’re on your deathbed. But it may or may not be worth having TWICE.

    • Mental Mouse
      Mental Mouse
      December 16, 2015, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

      That’s not an “artificial scarcity”, in fact it’s the opposite: They offer the McRib when and where pork shoulder meat happens to be cheap. See this article: A Conspiracy of Hogs.

      • Mental Mouse
        Mental Mouse
        December 16, 2015, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

        Hmph, my link didn’t come through: http://www.theawl.com/2011/11/a-conspiracy-of-hogs-the-mcrib-as-arbitrage

      • Mental Mouse
        Mental Mouse
        December 16, 2015, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

        Also, I have tried the McRib, and trust me: In no way will it improve, redeem, nor validate your life.

  4. Ian Osmond
    Ian Osmond
    December 16, 2015, 5:53 am | # | Reply

    Also, brilliant title, like usual.

  5. Armoless
    Armoless
    December 16, 2015, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    The first time was like 10 years now it’s out several times a year.. it’s cheap pressed pork anyways..

  6. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    December 16, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    I always read “mortality” as “morality”. Maybe the skinny ‘t’ just escapes my eye globes. I don’t know.

    Either way; the story still makes sense. 😀

  7. crazy quilter
    crazy quilter
    December 16, 2015, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    There is a product in the frozen food aisle that my late husband swore tasted just like a McRib. Its called On-Cor BBQ Sauce and 6 Boneless Rib Patties. Just slide it on a lightly toasted sub bun and enjoy. Of course you have to defrost all 6 at once but they keep nicely in the fridge for a few days.

  8. Drakey
    Drakey
    December 16, 2015, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

    The McRib is, in my opinion, the best thing McDonalds sells.

    This is something like being the best Nazi: yes, it’s top of the heap, but it’s a terrible terrible heap.

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      December 17, 2015, 6:34 am | # | Reply

      What about the Shamrock Shake? Their shakes, although they don’t have milk in them and can’t be called “milkshakes”, and, in fact, I have no clue what they ARE, are delicious.

      • Drakey
        Drakey
        December 17, 2015, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        Forgot the Shamrock Shake… I feel nothing but shame…

  9. Chuck Chuckerson
    Chuck Chuckerson
    December 19, 2015, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

    It might not even be available when you’re on your deathbed.

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