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After These Messages

After These Messages

by Adam on March 16, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    March 15, 2011, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    ''Millions lose faith in Butt God'' was the best part.

    • Jazzy
      Jazzy
      March 15, 2011, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      Haha, yeah, I also thought it said "Butt God". It really says "Butt Goo".

      • Adam
        Adam
        March 16, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

        Yes, it's Butt Goo.

        • Karen
          Karen
          March 16, 2011, 2:44 am | # | Reply

          But butt god sounds so much better. I'm gonna believe you said butt god.

        • Jake
          Jake
          March 29, 2011, 8:01 am | # | Reply

          He looks just like the Old Faithful one in the second panel

      • Jep
        Jep
        March 16, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

        Damn, now I feel like an idiot.

  2. Christopher Martin
    Christopher Martin
    March 15, 2011, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    Is this comic about Gilbert Gottfried? 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 16, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

      I was actually thinking about the "Can you hear me now?" guy when I started writing this one. But I realized, half-way through, how it was kinda similar to Gilbert's current predicament.

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        November 19, 2012, 4:23 am | # | Reply

        Gottfried is a pretty well respect- er, known stand up comedian, I doubt losing Aflac is all that big of a blow to his career.

  3. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    March 15, 2011, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    AFLAAAAAAC!!!

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      March 16, 2011, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

      aw crap! happy birthday! I also forgot to point out the return of beatnik bug. I still think he needs a goatee.

  4. Raven
    Raven
    March 15, 2011, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    You know which actor/musician I feel sorry for? The guy who did the first Pamper's "Potty Dance" commercial. No matter what else he does, no matter where he goes, he's the "Potty Dance" guy.

    Conversely, what about actors like PeeWee Herman who only get to be oversized children and the first minute they're adults their career is over?

  5. Runnybunny
    Runnybunny
    March 15, 2011, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    Yup, all that acting like a deflating ballon should have got bug further than that.

  6. hb6x8
    hb6x8
    March 15, 2011, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

    I think the most surprising part is that there are people reading newspapers, does your comic exist in the past?

    • Luke
      Luke
      March 15, 2011, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

      Technically, if you put the past as any point before the current state of space and time, because this posted before your comment it means every comic is in the past. 😉

    • alykorn
      alykorn
      March 15, 2011, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

      Bugs gravitate to paper, so of course they read them!! ha HA!!

  7. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    March 15, 2011, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    Great. What the hell am I gonna do with this jumbo tube of Butt Goo I just bought?

    • hb6x8
      hb6x8
      March 15, 2011, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

      Insert inappropriate comment here. (Hell the insert part might be inappropriate enough)

    • Lemmiwinks
      Lemmiwinks
      March 16, 2011, 1:50 am | # | Reply

      Well done sir. You beat me to it

  8. Liro Raeriyo
    Liro Raeriyo
    March 15, 2011, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    why the heck is bug so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (seriously stretching the goo thing here) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  9. lythera
    lythera
    March 15, 2011, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    You know it retrospect it probably was better- *spots two ant's on her comp. wipes them away* -that he got fired- *spots two more ants smushes them* -cuz i don't thin- *ant falls on her leg she smacks it off and moves the key board* -k that you can make a whole lot of money off of 'Butt Goo'.

    (btw bug i'm gonna be declaireing war on your ant bretherin. please note that this will not extend to your humanoidbug species. thank you)

    *pulls out a can of raid*

    • IITYWYBAD
      IITYWYBAD
      March 16, 2011, 10:45 am | # | Reply

      I have a phobia of insects (includes spiders, roaches, beetles, and all other crawly things), but for some reason I love this comic. However, I will always kill a bug before ever thinking about this comic's bugs.

      • lythera
        lythera
        March 16, 2011, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

        Normaly bugs don't bother me, but these where the swarming type.. I can't handle swarming type bugs. So I did what I had to, and so far I think I won the battle for the computer desk. Can't say anything for the rest of the house though.

    • Yes
      Yes
      March 20, 2019, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      bug is a cockroach, they’re not very closely related to ants, you might as well kill a cow. Or a rat.

  10. Goeber
    Goeber
    March 15, 2011, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    Scratching my butt. 🙂

  11. formerly dead
    formerly dead
    March 16, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Strangely enough, I had the urge to scratch my butt while this comic was loading…. O.o

  12. Rich
    Rich
    March 16, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    second panel made me literalol 😀

  13. Wannabe Hero
    Wannabe Hero
    March 16, 2011, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    Great stuff… Love it.

  14. ROLFE
    ROLFE
    March 16, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Brilliant strip! Butt goo?… Hilarious stuff.

  15. Flopside
    Flopside
    March 16, 2011, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Mah Butt 😀 Lmao

  16. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    March 16, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    "Hot damn! Mah butt don't itch!" is rather catchy! If this was on TV, there would be an entire generation quoting that randomly, scaring foreigners.

  17. lol
    lol
    March 16, 2011, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    Happy Birthday, Adam! 🙂 Strange that nobody actually noticed your birthday date in "About".

  18. angie
    angie
    March 16, 2011, 4:03 am | # | Reply

    Hey, it IS your birthday! 😀 Have a good one, one preferably that doesn't land you in jail or somethin'…

  19. Joseph
    Joseph
    March 16, 2011, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    Hey, it worked for Seth Green at least.

  20. Isis
    Isis
    March 16, 2011, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Happy birhtday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Adaammm, here's a life supply of butt goo! All the best to you today and always Adam! <3

  21. Shan
    Shan
    March 16, 2011, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    Happy birthday~! 😀

  22. blincoe
    blincoe
    March 16, 2011, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    hey happy birthday Adam!

  23. Ub3r Crippl3
    Ub3r Crippl3
    March 16, 2011, 4:53 am | # | Reply

    C-c-c-Combo Break-

    Just kidding. Happy birthday Adam!

  24. Erin
    Erin
    March 16, 2011, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!

  25. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    March 16, 2011, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    Now my butt itches.

    The headline is the best part. "Butt don't itch guy caught scratching butt! Millions lose faith in Butt Goo!" Your genius never fails to amaze me, Adam.

  26. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    March 16, 2011, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Now my butt itches.

    The headline is the best part. "Butt don't itch guy caught scratching butt! Millions lose faith in Butt Goo!" Your genius never fails to amaze me, Adam.

    Happy birthday, and keep the Bugs rolling!

  27. www.xhabyra.com
    www.xhabyra.com
    March 16, 2011, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Jajajaja

    yo tambien me los rasco cada que quiero, y no soy actor!

    xhaludos!

  28. Andy
    Andy
    March 16, 2011, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    This made me think of that guy from Tool Time being the voice for that chunky soup now 😀 i love your comics

  29. Steve
    Steve
    March 16, 2011, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    I'm not even sure why, but I'd totally buy a "HOT DAMN! MAH BUTT DON'T ITCH!" shirt.

  30. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    March 16, 2011, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    As the proud owner of a degree in theatre, I was vastly amused at the deflated balloon exercise. I'm fairly certain I've actually done that one before. Also, I hope you're having a very wonderful birthday, Adam- you deserve a day with as much laughter in it as you bring to others!

  31. Fuddlebob
    Fuddlebob
    March 16, 2011, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Somehow I managed to miss the fact that It's your birthday, even though I was actually reading the about page yesterday…

    If it helps at all, It's actually about 4 o'clock pm on the 17th here in Australia…

    Anyways, have a happy birthday, and keep writing awesome comics!!

  32. Kthulhu42
    Kthulhu42
    March 17, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Yay Adam! Have a happy birthday!

  33. MYichao
    MYichao
    March 19, 2011, 11:22 am | # | Reply

    This is the trajectory of my career, I just know it.

  34. Jennifer
    Jennifer
    March 21, 2011, 4:29 am | # | Reply

    http://www.buttpaste.com
    🙂

  35. AKJ
    AKJ
    March 24, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    Best. Newspaper. Every. Seriously, where can I buy it?

    • AKJ
      AKJ
      March 24, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      I think you actually shoud make "Bug News"

  36. Izzie
    Izzie
    August 22, 2013, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    “Butt god”… This reminds me of a funny story. So, my parents and I have an inside joke my dad’s butt is sentient and has a name… GLAXOR THE OMNIPOTENT! And I said “Millions lose faith in butt god” out loud, dad said something about Glaxor, and then I said “He’s the butt god?” and dad said yes.

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