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Age Before Booty

Age Before Booty

by Adam on September 4, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. formerly dead
    formerly dead
    September 4, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Bug: Smart enough to do science, still dumb as a dip.

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    September 4, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    So don’t date women young enough to be your…. Nah, too easy for Bug.

  3. Hugardrim
    Hugardrim
    September 4, 2014, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Love the fact that bug is drinking a martini ^^

    • Turner
      Turner
      September 4, 2014, 8:36 am | # | Reply

      It’s the little things

  4. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    September 4, 2014, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Opposite happens to me. I’m young, and middle-aged women hit on me all the time. I usually fend them off by asking “Are you my real mom?!?”

    • Kai
      Kai
      September 4, 2014, 3:48 am | # | Reply

      Now extrapolate that: When you’re middle-aged, grandmothers will hit on you … #-)

      But still, they’re asking for themselves. All my life I got hit on by possible mothers-in-law, who wanted me to meet their daughters. The daughters in question usually aren’t that pleased…

  5. Rat
    Rat
    September 4, 2014, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    You might want to read The Rosie Project, by Graeme Simsion.

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    September 4, 2014, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    The title, the squeak (awesome), the eyes, the “he was kind of a dip”, the gasp. This comic has it all. It’s right up there with Dune for reading material…without all the long names, of course…

  7. p.j.
    p.j.
    September 4, 2014, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    And when you’re in your 50’s, you start looking at, “is she young enough to be my grand-daughter?” Yikes.

  8. Leslee Ann Beldotti
    Leslee Ann Beldotti
    September 4, 2014, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Perhaps when you’re 40 you should be dating WOMEN, not girls?

    • CorrTerek
      CorrTerek
      September 4, 2014, 11:11 am | # | Reply

      But then the strip wouldn’t be as funny.

  9. starlitstella
    starlitstella
    September 4, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

    Can I get that first frame image on a t-shirt?

    • BugFanNo1Million
      BugFanNo1Million
      September 4, 2014, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

      Ditto, please!

  10. starlitstella
    starlitstella
    September 4, 2014, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    LOVE Pensive Bug’s squinty eye.

  11. Deen
    Deen
    September 4, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    I love the back and forth head tilt/squint! That’s exactly what I do when I change thoughts… switch the expression to the other side.

  12. Gorbax
    Gorbax
    September 4, 2014, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    No alcohol in the laboratory, please. Both monkeys finally got their 30 days chip.

  13. Venom1656
    Venom1656
    September 4, 2014, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    This is so true, even the squeak.

  14. Odo Shortwick
    Odo Shortwick
    September 4, 2014, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    When you realize that “MILFs” are younger than you.. thats when you realize you’re old.

  15. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    September 4, 2014, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    You can always steal some DNA from her saliva on the glass.

    • Michael Corley
      Michael Corley
      September 4, 2014, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

      If only there was a non creepy way to do that!

  16. Jesse
    Jesse
    September 4, 2014, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

    I find it funny because you can’t really tell the age of the bugs by looking at them. There are only 3 visible ages on your bugs: kid, adult, and OLD.

    • Weredingo
      Weredingo
      September 4, 2014, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know. That first panel is exactly what being 40 looks and feels like to me – I don’t even need the caption to identify with it =D

  17. Renraw Okkay
    Renraw Okkay
    March 29, 2018, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    The “half your age plus seven” rule should prevent this until you reach 50…unless you were a, ahem, reckless teenager.

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