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Anyone for Tennis?

Anyone for Tennis?

by Adam on November 29, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. halftrick
    halftrick
    November 29, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    … or mixing it WITH sherry? 😀

    • verypeeved
      verypeeved
      December 7, 2015, 5:46 am | # | Reply

      you’re mad

  2. Kazyyk
    Kazyyk
    November 29, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I have never, EVER, posted a comment on bugcomic.com before, despite having read the comic every morning from Monday through Friday for awhile now. Well let’s see, I guess I should say something related to the comic now. Uhm… ah… *Taps chin* …. Oh, here we go! Tennis is fantastic. Yep. Tennis.

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      November 29, 2011, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

      Well done. 😉

  3. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    November 29, 2011, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Coincidentally, “Bat Smacker” was the name of the band in which I played pretend guitar.

  4. bd
    bd
    November 29, 2011, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Gatorade is also useful in relation to hangovers, both in futile attempts to stave off the damage, and later attempts to repair the damage.

  5. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 29, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Sherry Glass?!?!? Barbarian! Gatorade is obviously meant for Brandy Snifters! How dare you?!?!

    (This sounds much better if you read it in Thurston Howell III’s voice)

  6. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    November 29, 2011, 4:58 am | # | Reply

    I’m having a sudden flashback to Steve Martin on a tennis court knockin’ back a 1966 Chateau Lafite Rothschild poured from a water cooler into a plastic wine glass… with an umbrella in it.

  7. LMAlvarado
    LMAlvarado
    November 29, 2011, 8:24 am | # | Reply

    Yeap, pretend guitar, thats how I use it now xD

  8. Jared
    Jared
    November 29, 2011, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    I miss playing tennis too. My wife hates the sport so I never have anyone to play with. If you’re ever in Virginia for some reason- we should hit a few! or watch some Frazier re-runs. Great comic today, as always.

  9. Glen
    Glen
    November 29, 2011, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    love the Cream reference

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 29, 2011, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      Cream reference?

      • Framtonm
        Framtonm
        November 29, 2011, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah…what cream reference?

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        November 29, 2011, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure he did that on purpose so everyone would spend fifteen minutes thinking about the comic going “What cream reference?”

        No pun intended, of course.

        • LoveTheBadGuy
          LoveTheBadGuy
          November 29, 2011, 11:29 pm | # | Reply

          What pun?

          Oh-ho! I see what you did there. Touché.

          • Jonnard
            Jonnard
            November 30, 2011, 6:56 am | #

            I swear the comments on the comics are half the fun.
            I spent like 5 minutes looking for a pun.

        • Iforwhat
          Iforwhat
          December 15, 2011, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

          A little of xkcd is see.

          • Iforwhat
            Iforwhat
            December 15, 2011, 9:06 pm | #

            Holy Hell I meant I as in “I see”

  10. Maoman
    Maoman
    November 29, 2011, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    Gatoraid is some amazing stuff. I (somehow – still don’t know how) cut an artery open in my nose lining, leading to the worst nose bleed I’ve ever heard of (except for the Bruce Almighty blooper lol). I ended up having to cauterize it with a roll of gauze soaked in Hydrogen Peroxide, and afterwards was suffering from excess blood loss… and let me tell you, you have NEVER been tired until you have lost too much blood.

    Chugged a bottle and a half of red Gatoraid, and I was good as new, like 5 minutes later. All the electrolytes, salts, and other goodies did me well.

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    November 29, 2011, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    u must be crazy adam i drink powerade all the time ! its great for playing video games or watching re-runs wile eating dinner XD maybe its cause i like juice and other sweet drinks too much

  12. Supurbia
    Supurbia
    November 29, 2011, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    But…everything is right if you’re watching reruns of Frasier!!

  13. Kotsuso
    Kotsuso
    November 29, 2011, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Bat-smackers are nice, but all I need is my trusty Rat Stick. You know, the one with chains and nails in it :3

    Aaahh the life of a Rat-Basher.

  14. Noslo
    Noslo
    November 29, 2011, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    I never got in the habbit of drinking the stuff while I was working out. Mostly because all my work out buddies would end up mooching the stuff off of me. Can’t blame them though, I think most people would do the same.

  15. David
    David
    November 30, 2011, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

    I totally read it as “Butt Smacker” I figured bug must have some sort of fun? lol

  16. Izzie
    Izzie
    April 11, 2014, 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    Clive from Vox in a Box: HOW… HOW DARE YOU SMACK MY KIN?!

  17. Erhannis
    Erhannis
    November 10, 2014, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

    I drank like 7 bottles of gatorade at work the other day.

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