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Asps…Very Fashionable

Asps…Very Fashionable

by Adam on May 10, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Deathslap
    Deathslap
    May 10, 2013, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Did anyone else end lady bug’s line as, “or are you just happy to see me”?

  2. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    May 10, 2013, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    The utter randomness of this is just fantastic.

    • qka
      qka
      May 10, 2013, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, not random. Coincidentally, today’s XKCD explains: http://xkcd.com/1210/

      • Matthew
        Matthew
        May 10, 2013, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

        It is random in an interesting way unlike XKCD.

  3. DressesAreStupid
    DressesAreStupid
    May 10, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    The scaly sumo seems kinda dangerous if the snakes head is that close to a guys privates… The first panel makes me think of jazz music. No idea why.

    • Matthew
      Matthew
      May 10, 2013, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, also I have no idea how you get the snake to hold still long for you to wrap it around yourself like a loincloth.
      “Hold on, my thong keeps trying to pry itself off of me.”

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 10, 2013, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      It’s the beatnik ‘stache and beard. Very jazzy.

  4. KJ
    KJ
    May 10, 2013, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    4th panel’s bug’s such an asphole.

    Yep that’s actually a compliment. tee-hee!

  5. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    May 10, 2013, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    There’s also the “Rambo”, or the “Rope Belt”…
    Can you tie a snake without killing it?

    • Matthew
      Matthew
      May 10, 2013, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

      If you can pull off panel three, you can.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        May 10, 2013, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

        TO THE PET STORE!!

  6. BugFanNo1Million
    BugFanNo1Million
    May 10, 2013, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Is the snake named Cornholio? Will it demand TP for the bunghole?

    • KJ
      KJ
      May 10, 2013, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      TP FOR DA BUNGHOLE!

    • Frankie D.
      Frankie D.
      May 10, 2013, 4:41 am | # | Reply

      ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

  7. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 10, 2013, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    That last panel…poor li’l snake. I was gonna make an Asp joke, but someone beat me to it, so…

  8. bumblebee52
    bumblebee52
    May 10, 2013, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    As long as the snake doesn’t mistake you for dinner and then it’s Darwin’s Delight.

  9. brovie96
    brovie96
    May 10, 2013, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 reminds me of the magical tapeworm from Smosh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfpOJ3QXq7E

  10. bd
    bd
    May 10, 2013, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    At least it isn’t an Asian Swamp Eel. http://bit.ly/12ilMji

    • Random
      Random
      May 10, 2013, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      As always, reality beats fiction. Would you pass the mindbleach, please?

  11. Richard
    Richard
    May 10, 2013, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    ‘Tars a snake in my boot-y’

  12. Margaret
    Margaret
    May 10, 2013, 3:58 am | # | Reply

    I loved this show and it is another use for a snake. http://youtu.be/ounsmdO11x0?t=2m

  13. snark^
    snark^
    May 10, 2013, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    If I remember my classics correctly wasn’t Cleopatra bitten on the asp?

    • Margaret
      Margaret
      May 10, 2013, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, she was.

  14. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    May 10, 2013, 5:06 am | # | Reply

    I’m listening to Alice Cooper right now. Seems fitting.

    Also…. “You go first!”

  15. Erin
    Erin
    May 10, 2013, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    I only had little garden snakes for pets, so they weren’t big enough for the scarf thing. I would let them ride wound around clips in my hair or on the tuning pegs of my guitar.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 10, 2013, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      That… is an *extremely* cool mental image. Like some sort of… I don’t know, it keeps flitting back and forth between “hardcore snake rocker” and “heavy metal Medusa.”

  16. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    May 10, 2013, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    Nice “Raiders” reference.

    “Is that a snake in your pants or did you just take Viagra?”

  17. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    May 10, 2013, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else think of Echidna from Queen’s Blade after seeing panel 3?

  18. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    May 10, 2013, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget about mens neck wear
    The Boa Bolo
    The Cotton-mouth Cravat
    The Coral Clipon

  19. Kitty
    Kitty
    May 10, 2013, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

    My sister wore hers as a bracelet, but he was pretty small. One day she totally forgot and wore him to work. She worked at a classes shoe shop at the time Hilarity ensued

  20. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    May 10, 2013, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    My snake just always wrapped himself around my head tiara style of his own accord. He liked snuggling for warmth. *loses self in nostalgic cuteness*

    My Mom also knew a lady who came into her bank every day with a bracelet snake. I’ve always wondered how you get them to stay on a wrist. It’s not very warm or anything.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      May 10, 2013, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

      Fear of gravity, mayhaps?
      I don’t know.
      Are snakes up to speed on Einstein?*

      *oh! Double pun! +1 EXP

  21. Axonite
    Axonite
    May 11, 2013, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    If you’ve got two, you can use them as suspenders!

  22. That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    October 13, 2013, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    I like how derp that snake is.

  23. snakeinmypants
    snakeinmypants
    March 30, 2014, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    A snake tried to go up my pants once.

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