Bug Martini

Random nonsense three days a week
The First Book Collection! Available Now! Kickstarter
Patreon
  • About Bug
  • About Adam
  • Archives
  • Fan Art
  • Contact
  • Store
Asskew

Asskew

by Adam on April 26, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
Comments RSS

Discussion (37) ¬

  1. Kyris.
    Kyris.
    April 26, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Love the meta in the second panel. Also, first.

  2. Jep
    Jep
    April 26, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    BUGCEPTION

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    April 26, 2012, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Panel two is…in a word…brilliant!
    Man, I love this comic! Seriously, Adam, if you don’t win an award of some sort it’s a travesty.
    Wow, I sort of sound like a suck-up, huh? Welp, it’s just how I feel. Bug is right up there with Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side and Bloom County.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 26, 2012, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Wow! Thanks!

  4. ⬡
    ⬡
    April 26, 2012, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Eeeeeeeewwww. But lol.

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 26, 2012, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. This is an “Eeeeeeeewwww” strip.

  5. Ataro
    Ataro
    April 26, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Panel two? Oh god, Adam was a bug the entire time. I should have known.

  6. blincoe
    blincoe
    April 26, 2012, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    A bug drawing a bug comic within a bug comic! BUGCEPTION!

  7. blincoe
    blincoe
    April 26, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    oh sorry didn’t see your post Jep

  8. Kotsuso
    Kotsuso
    April 26, 2012, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    “Fat-valanches”! XD Awesome.
    And yes, that 2nd panel had me lollygagging (gagging from lack of air, due to lol-ing)

  9. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    April 26, 2012, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    fantasstic!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 26, 2012, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      Nice.

    • Echo
      Echo
      April 26, 2012, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      The audience would have also accepted “ass”tounding, “ass”tonishing, and un”can”ny … oh yeah… any body?… no? I’m alone on this one? mkay

      • TheMusiKid
        TheMusiKid
        April 30, 2012, 3:23 am | # | Reply

        Oh yes. Very clever.

  10. Tino
    Tino
    April 26, 2012, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    I for one would prefer daily rump re-sculpting.

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    April 26, 2012, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Dealing with fat valanches are part ofmost fat peoples weekly routine including me

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 26, 2012, 7:50 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I’m getting there myself. I need someone whose only job is to hang out in grocery stores and prevent me from purchasing Chips Ahoy cookies.

      • ttony21
        ttony21
        April 26, 2012, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

        Huh. I bet if the government funded that service, we could solve the obesity epidemic in 3 years tops.

      • MrSnow
        MrSnow
        April 28, 2012, 5:24 am | # | Reply

        Its alrite though like i like to say the foods that are good for u taste bad and the foods that are bad for u are the most delicious so eat how u want ide rather feed my soul than my body properly

  12. Jack Evans
    Jack Evans
    April 26, 2012, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    “Slop in my Sidecar” is now my favorite expression ever! I’m off to forcibly but gently impose it on other people’s day. Yay!

  13. Oli
    Oli
    April 26, 2012, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Why must everyone use that term (Inception, Something-ception), why don’t you use Metabug!

    I only say this because in no way does that word ever mean something within something.

  14. Orbrunner
    Orbrunner
    April 26, 2012, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    I finally read through the entire archive! Woot!
    In other news, LOVE panel 2.

  15. karine1976
    karine1976
    April 26, 2012, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    I don’t even want to know what inspired today’s strip LOL. I like the little detail in panel two: first panel on his table it today’s first panel.

    • majdan
      majdan
      April 26, 2012, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      Ya, I caught that too. Effin’ EXCELLENT! 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 26, 2012, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      If I had planned it a little better, I would’ve made room so you could see panel two IN panel two.

      • Francisco R.
        Francisco R.
        April 26, 2012, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

        Bugception?!

        Great, great, GREAT strip as usual! I’ve been lurking around in the dark corners of bugcomic for awhile, but this one made me finally step up and say it:

        Adam, you’ve made my day more times than you can imagine 🙂

        • Adam
          Adam
          April 26, 2012, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

          Sa-weet!

  16. Azn
    Azn
    April 26, 2012, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    Up till today, I’ve related to most of the topics you’ve put up. Seen other people saying your mind is strange, and accepted that mine was too. But today sir, you have gone above and beyond, your mind is far stranger than mine. It’s brilliant.

  17. Daniel
    Daniel
    April 26, 2012, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Ok… so now I’m sitting in a library giggling like an idiot… This is one of my new favorite bug comics.

  18. washhandsb4work
    washhandsb4work
    April 26, 2012, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    What a fantastic strip today. I kept saying “Ooooo that panel’s hilarious, absolute best!” and then I read the next panel and think the same thing. One right after the other…I may have to print this and put it on my fridge 🙂

  19. dirque
    dirque
    April 26, 2012, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    And what if your SO was a terrible sculptor? You could end up with a lopsided, heart shaped bum with the pointy end down!

  20. ninelen
    ninelen
    April 26, 2012, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    “Slop in my sidecar” made me laugh my ass off.

    Ah, how the butt puns fly.

  21. Sarah
    Sarah
    April 26, 2012, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    You think some very strange things. Of course, that’s one of the things that makes me love this comic.

  22. TheMusiKid
    TheMusiKid
    April 30, 2012, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    Yeap. More first-class comedy. I love it.

    That being said, I hope all’s going well in your life. All of the webcomic artists that I’ve actually taken time to “follow” wait until their life has pretty much broken down to admit they are struggling and having a hard time. I’d hate to have that happen to someone with as much talent as you :-/

  23. novascottch
    novascottch
    May 3, 2012, 10:37 am | # | Reply

    Panel two XD Way to break the fourth wall. Kind of… would that count? Or would it be like an artist-ception?

  24. Izzie
    Izzie
    April 12, 2014, 11:23 am | # | Reply

    Dat paradox in panel 2.

  25. oh hai
    oh hai
    June 16, 2014, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Ahh, butt jokes. The basis of all funny humor on the planet.
    Butt (hehe) seriously, this is one of those hilarious but strange ones:)

Comment ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Bug Martini

What is Bug Martini? Well it is a comic strip posted three days a week about a funny bug!

Upcoming Events

More details about upcoming events coming soon!

Email Adam

Reach out and bug me via email at bugmartini@gmail.com

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org

©2009-2023 Bug Martini | Powered by WordPress with Easel | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑