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Autobiography

Autobiography

by Adam on October 22, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Mzungu
    Mzungu
    October 21, 2010, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    I once got a papercut. I think that's pretty intense.

  2. cybergeek
    cybergeek
    October 21, 2010, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

    *spit-take*

  3. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    October 21, 2010, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    I once roller-bladed into a park bench. That was an awesome day.

  4. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    October 21, 2010, 8:21 pm | # | Reply

    looks like the Bug used to watch too many Bruce Willis movies. well, at least I imagine the kidBug with Willis' face. 🙂

  5. Raven
    Raven
    October 21, 2010, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    I walked into a door. Today. My life is still an adventure.

  6. Moon
    Moon
    October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm | # | Reply

    I once flew on a rope-swing into a heap of stinging nettles. Good times.

  7. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    October 21, 2010, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    When I was little, cut my leg on a heater. Got stitches.

    When I was a teenager, I bruised my arm after jumping over a box and slipping on the piece of cardboard on the floor. Had to go to ER to get it bandaged, it was really puffy. It did hurt.

    Another time, tried to do a stunt on my bike, but the chain broke and cut my upper lip. It hurt.

    During adulthood, I bruised my ribs after getting in a car accident. It hurt like hell for a month.

    • JackXD
      JackXD
      October 22, 2010, 1:18 am | # | Reply

      A year ago, a month before my sixteen birthday, I broke both my hands by falling from five meters onto a concrete path. Spent three weeks in a hospital and, so far, had three operations. Still have metal in my right arm.

      I guess mine beats yours, ha!

      • ⬡
        ⬡
        October 22, 2010, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

        I rolled over an ATV, getting crushed under it, breaking both arms and a collarbone. Do I win?

        • Raven
          Raven
          October 22, 2010, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

          I flew 40' over three lanes of traffic.

          • Alykorn
            Alykorn
            October 23, 2010, 6:35 pm | #

            Were you wearing a cape at the time?

          • Raven
            Raven
            October 23, 2010, 8:12 pm | #

            No. Helmet. I was driving a scooter. Rear ended a car when the throttle stuck. Walked away (well, wobbled) with nothing more than a torn ligament in my knee.

  8. AngelicDirt
    AngelicDirt
    October 22, 2010, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    Where are all you people getting these injuries? All I ever had was hyperventilating fits after crying about spilt ice cream…

    Mighta lost some braincells there, tho. >.>

  9. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    October 22, 2010, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    Screwed up the hedge for a month. I once ran very fast into a barbed wire fench that I didn't see – owwww

  10. Bo Lumpkin
    Bo Lumpkin
    October 22, 2010, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    I was hit by a car at age 6, stabbed in the wrist at age 7 by a neighbor kid, broke my arm when I was 10..things went smoothly until age 37 when I had my first of several heart attacks. Excitement is highly over rated.

  11. Stranger
    Stranger
    October 22, 2010, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    Dunno ages, but I remember as a kid [a] getting a scooter right in the knee cap (reread if you think I stuttered, dunno how it didn't break), [b] squirtgun pistol-whipped my own wrist, [c] BB gun ricochet to the forehead, and like every other kid, I've (ran into, got hit by) something while (on my bike, on skates, running) at just under 20 miles an hour. All without breaking a single bone, and I'm still not 20 years old.

  12. brella
    brella
    October 22, 2010, 4:13 am | # | Reply

    My dad accidentally sat on my leg and broke it when I was under 2 years old; broke a collarbone falling downstairs when I was 3; knocked out a tooth jumping off the steps when I was 6; put a hole in my forehead that needed stiches stoopydooping on the bed when I was 8; slammed my thumb in the car door and broke it when I was 11; twisted my knee rollerskating when I was 16 and tore the ligaments; slipped on icy stairs and bashed the other knee into a wall and damaged the cartilige when I was in my 20s.

    Since then, I haven't done too much more damage to myself. Just wish the injuries I had were from doing something exciting!

    • Beti
      Beti
      October 22, 2010, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      So were you on a first-name basis with CPS?

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      October 22, 2010, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      OK, I think you win. o.o I can just see you having a stamp card. One more and you get a free appendectomy.

  13. dofain
    dofain
    October 22, 2010, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    I once met a star and er… wait… no, that's too interesting, scratch that!

  14. Raquel
    Raquel
    October 22, 2010, 5:00 am | # | Reply

    When I was 10-ish, I fell and skided across a wooden playground, still have a scar from the splinters. >_<

  15. Jep
    Jep
    October 22, 2010, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    I once fell down stairs by tripping over my own legs.

  16. Khalid
    Khalid
    October 22, 2010, 5:37 am | # | Reply

    Love the motion in the first and third panels!

  17. PheNOM-E-NOM
    PheNOM-E-NOM
    October 22, 2010, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    I once fractured my skull as a kid, the funny thing is NOBODY remembers exactly how it happend……

  18. jalie
    jalie
    October 22, 2010, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    I stifled a sneezed and broke a rib.

  19. Goeber
    Goeber
    October 22, 2010, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    panel 1 and 2 rock! 🙂

  20. rebekah
    rebekah
    October 23, 2010, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    I…I…I can burp the alphabet… no wait that was a dream… hmmmm…

  21. Anii
    Anii
    October 23, 2010, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    XD awww LOL

  22. Kanooka
    Kanooka
    October 23, 2010, 4:54 pm | # | Reply

    I "stumbled" to this site today and have now read heaps of your comics. Adam you are a genius no question about it.

    Devoted Fan

  23. Rabbit
    Rabbit
    October 24, 2010, 6:34 am | # | Reply

    "Drop the rocks, or I shoot you in the stones."

    That line has had me cracking up all Saturday long. Seeing as I didn't get my Friday dosage of Bug due to computer errors and such.

  24. Boggles
    Boggles
    October 24, 2010, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Oh Ya! Not on my watch!

  25. Jake
    Jake
    October 31, 2010, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    omg. I just poo-ed myself at how awesome his childhood was….

  26. Kilroy59
    Kilroy59
    December 23, 2010, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    I stubbed my toe a couple times as a kid…

  27. leopard
    leopard
    January 3, 2011, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    I roller skated into a hedge TOO! And I got a 4-inch thorn stuck in my palm when I did it. Good times.

  28. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    January 29, 2011, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    at least i got to run through a crappy wall at my school. the principal was not happy but didnt say anything

  29. novascttch
    novascttch
    April 8, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    I think another appropriate ending for the last panel would have been, "… and then I woke up."

  30. Cari
    Cari
    May 20, 2011, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    I once slowed my bicycle with my toes while I was wearing flip-flops. Another time I rode it around a corner too fast, skidded into a telephone pole and fell over and scraped up my chin.

  31. Cari
    Cari
    May 20, 2011, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    I also broke a toe when I was running thru the house and caught it on a doorframe.

  32. Joreal
    Joreal
    July 27, 2011, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    I chopped off part of my thumb with a hatchet once. It was rusty. Ahh, memories.

  33. Plokij
    Plokij
    December 25, 2011, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

    I once got over 30 stitches in my eyebrow from walking into a tree… My friends first comment: “Were you reading?” I hadn’t been, which makes it even more of a fail.

  34. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 28, 2013, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    How does one’s thumb get rusty enough to need chopping off?

    In any case, y’all are just beginners…guy I knew in 1971 (jr high) had, by the time I had him in classes, over 450 stitches from one accident or another, and scars all over. And then I saw him walk into a plate glass window, head first, shatter it, have the shards fall down ON HIM and slice his leg open…think that one put him over 500. Not only was he actually accident prone, but when they’d happen they were like ten times worse. Never met anyone else even remotely that bad.

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