If I wore a turtleneck, I’d feel like presenting the next iPhone to the world. Then Steve Jobs would kick me off the stage with his iShoes, which will instantly send the measurement of the impact to his iGlasses.
almost as suspenseful as waiting and waiting for the Yamato to fire its Wave Motion Gun! The only thing sure to rack a child’s mind is an episode where the WMG was blocked and couldn’t fire, or Voltron’s right arm went missing so they couldn’t form! OMGOMGOMG!
I once wore a turtleneck instead of a shirt for a formal occasion. Turned out I spent the whole evening sipping Whiskey, sitting on stuff’s edges and talking in that funny would-be-sophisticated and rather turtlenecky way.
Fancy names always seem to end with -ington. Adam, this site is like a Harry Potter novel, if J.K. Rowling were a comedian, because I can never put it down/ stop pushing previous! Impecable work Mr. Huber!
Drake Douchington the Third. THATS AWESOME
Yes, yes it is …
Adam, you rock. Just sayin’.
Finacées? Guess it should be “Fiancées”. Good comic, though.
Whoops. Good catch. Got my “n” and “a” switched around. Will fix.
You already did a turtleneck comic. For shame Adam, for shame.
It was only one panel though! He’s done tons of vampire/zombie ones, yet I don’t see you complaining about those.
Ah zombies, a staple of humor. Ah sarcasm, which I need to work on. (It was a joke)
I read that as “Ah, zombies, a stapler of humour” and bust a gut. Thanks unwittingly!
“Son of a crap!”
What a lovely PG-rated exclamation. Methinks that will work it’s way into my vocabulary over time.
Guy Fawkes Day? Never heard that one before, and I even know when Ask A Stupid Question Day is.
Well, I’m intrigued. When is “Ask a Stupid Question Day?”
June 5th, apparently.
It’s sort of like the british version of the forth of july from what I heard.
“Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November…”
Google it.
On the comic: Love it. I have met several people who fit Lord Douchington to a tee, and they all wore turtlenecks.
omg. Voltron. now there’s a blast from the past. pardon the cliche
If I wore a turtleneck, I’d feel like presenting the next iPhone to the world. Then Steve Jobs would kick me off the stage with his iShoes, which will instantly send the measurement of the impact to his iGlasses.
iThink that you’re too iFocused on iThings and Steve Jobs.
iM guessing iTs a fetish
And besides wearing a turtleneck and carrying a backpack is like being strangled by a very weak dwarf (I think this joke belongs to Mitch Hedberg)
hahahahahaha
Noone sad you have to wear it.
Last panel: Scumbug Steve (“Let me come in and see your turtleneck” – Leaves with your fiancee)
almost as suspenseful as waiting and waiting for the Yamato to fire its Wave Motion Gun! The only thing sure to rack a child’s mind is an episode where the WMG was blocked and couldn’t fire, or Voltron’s right arm went missing so they couldn’t form! OMGOMGOMG!
I like turtle necks. Give them to me.
– Douchington
Drake Douchington the Third? What an awful and stupid name! Ghastly!
I wore a turtleneck one and my girlfriend told me if I shaved my head I’d look like a roll-on.
“Son of a crap!” is now my favorite exclamation. You provide me with so many useful catchphrases, Adam.
I just found this comic today. Pushed ‘previous’. Now it’s 10pm and I can’t ‘previous’ any further. Thank you for the awesome evening.
I once wore a turtleneck instead of a shirt for a formal occasion. Turned out I spent the whole evening sipping Whiskey, sitting on stuff’s edges and talking in that funny would-be-sophisticated and rather turtlenecky way.
Fancy names always seem to end with -ington. Adam, this site is like a Harry Potter novel, if J.K. Rowling were a comedian, because I can never put it down/ stop pushing previous! Impecable work Mr. Huber!
Wow! Thanks.
Funny, because when I think of turtlenecks, I think of Steve McQueen as Frank Bullitt in Bullitt.
And no, I’m not old. I’m 17. I just like old movies.
Wow you are just soooo cool and mature ans sophisticated.
“I hate wearing turtlenecks with backpacks. It’s like a weak midget trying to bring me down.”