If you are a guy with big enough man boobs to worry about this when holding a baby, you have more serious things in life to worry about…I'm just saying…
It’s better than the alternative, that being him without a shirt. I mean, he can take the shirt off any time but getting that puke ON him? that would suck.
Man, when someone hands me a kid I just stand there, petrified, until they come back. I can't move at all, terrified that I'll hurt or kill the poor kid.
Babies can be messy, but they're not THAT fragile. At the beginning you have to support them because they're kind of floppy, but by two months, you just hold them. And if you drop them accidentally, they generally bounce, wail a moment, then get distracted by something shiny.
My first time holding my nephew. Literally my first time meeting him outside of the hospital (He was in for a couple weeks for a heart defect). He was sitting on my leg and had a blow-out diaper. The first frickin’ time.
Spontaneous combustible babies: Our nation's secret shame.
I've never seen a baby do that, either, except in The Incredibles.
I had a *nightmare* about panel three once. Scared the hell out of me.
I'm afraid that the baby will have lasers planted in his/her eyes.
If you are a guy with big enough man boobs to worry about this when holding a baby, you have more serious things in life to worry about…I'm just saying…
I have panel number three fear all the time.
I'm pretty sure I've read that a baby's head actually CAN fall off. (Apparently, you just pop it right back on.)
No, that’s a Barbie…
As a father of two,I can say the the first fear isn't realistic, it's guaranteed!
The one day Bug decided to wear a shirt he gets puked on, how sad.
It’s better than the alternative, that being him without a shirt. I mean, he can take the shirt off any time but getting that puke ON him? that would suck.
Baby roaches are awesome.
*laughs* my friend just had her third kid, and i tell her "i'm not holding it until it can sit up by itself. . . i'm not going to kill the thing!"
Man, when someone hands me a kid I just stand there, petrified, until they come back. I can't move at all, terrified that I'll hurt or kill the poor kid.
I wanna see a kid breathe fire, get the lighter and the oiled foods XD
Babies can be messy, but they're not THAT fragile. At the beginning you have to support them because they're kind of floppy, but by two months, you just hold them. And if you drop them accidentally, they generally bounce, wail a moment, then get distracted by something shiny.
This one is by far my favorite.
Very funy, bravo
Panel #5: Bug, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S MINE?” Her, “Yup.”
Haha, great comic Adam. Its even funnier since I will be a dad soon and these are the things I think about all the time. Haha.
Turn the dough once to coat, then cover the bowl with a damp dishtowel.
Never try to remove a pizza stone from the oven until it is completely cooled.
The stone is easily cleaned with warm water, scraping off any pizza remnants with a spatula.
Anyone seen Jack Jack Attack? ROFLMAO!!!!!
(Pixar short film that came with The Increadibles)
“Ooops-a-daisy” in panel 3 is just so..so…perfect!
My first time holding my nephew. Literally my first time meeting him outside of the hospital (He was in for a couple weeks for a heart defect). He was sitting on my leg and had a blow-out diaper. The first frickin’ time.