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Bar-Be-You

Bar-Be-You

by Adam on April 21, 2015 at 1:25 am
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Pink Floyd
    Pink Floyd
    April 21, 2015, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    A) Why is it always an Englishman-looking dude with one of those mustaches in the Cannibal’s cooking pot?
    B) Where is his monocle?
    C) I have always used Maple syrup for sunscreen…doesn’t everyone?
    D) “Raw Bacon with Day Jobs” would be an awesome name for a band…just sayin’ what we’re all thinkin’…

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      April 21, 2015, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      A) French cooking requires too many sauces.

    • someone
      someone
      April 21, 2015, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

      B)they took him becuse of the glass

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      May 3, 2017, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      C) Only in the eastern reaches of Canada

  2. gsekse
    gsekse
    April 21, 2015, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 is a rare “stand alone” panel!

  3. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    April 21, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

    I have always thought about this.

    We ARE, essentially, walking meat bags – just like any other animal on this planet.

    I also think about this; We’re hurtling through space, right now!

    • YourWeirdUncle
      YourWeirdUncle
      April 21, 2015, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Ugly Bags of Mostly Water

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        April 22, 2015, 8:40 am | # | Reply

        And saline.

        We’re basically brined, already.

  4. Chug
    Chug
    April 21, 2015, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    Very seriously Adam: What the f*ck is wrong with you????

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      April 21, 2015, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

      I have no idea but I hope he never gets treatment. The strip is too damn funny.

      Adam is like a friend of mine described herself: “Simple, fun-loving, and bent out of shape.”

  5. MarkHH
    MarkHH
    April 21, 2015, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

    Y
    Don’t cook the Englishman. He’ll get pithy.

  6. Jon
    Jon
    April 21, 2015, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

    I prefer to cook my Englishmen sous vide .. keeps the moisture in. Just saying.

  7. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    April 21, 2015, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    This is the lead up to a spin-off isn’t it? I can just smell it. Bacon Martini.

  8. J-L
    J-L
    April 22, 2015, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    This comic reminds me of a “hot dog sleeping bag” gag that amused me a lot back in 2010:

    https://www.bugmartini.com/comic/cannibalism/

    “I feel so succulent!”

  9. Rena
    Rena
    April 22, 2015, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Most of us are probably carcinogenic though.

  10. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    April 23, 2015, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Aww, now I’m hungry 🙁

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