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Be Mein Valentine

Be Mein Valentine

by Adam on February 14, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (38) ¬

    • Comic for the day… | House of the Dread
      February 14, 2013, 1:57 pm | #
  1. Xenatan Blade
    Xenatan Blade
    February 14, 2013, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    I think this is the strangest comic I’ve ever read.

  2. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    February 14, 2013, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    YES. Just so much yes.

  3. MaxOfFewTrades
    MaxOfFewTrades
    February 14, 2013, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Could not have said it better.

  4. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    February 14, 2013, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Wir brauchen herzen raum!

    • verTigO
      verTigO
      February 14, 2013, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      I’m German and I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

      • BugFanNo1Million
        BugFanNo1Million
        February 14, 2013, 1:54 am | # | Reply

        I believe he’s making a play on “Lebensraum”. A Norwegian expression for love is “heart room.” Judging by his name, Thorbjørn is Norwegian.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        February 15, 2013, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

        I’m German and I have no idea what [i]YOUR[/i] saying!!

        Tee hee,,,, realizing that I responded to what I, supposedly, didn’t understand… 😀

        • Wylf
          Wylf
          February 18, 2013, 11:55 am | # | Reply

          Actually, ‘you’re’ is completely valid in that situation, since it’s just the short form of “you are”.

  5. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    February 14, 2013, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Valantines day would be way more awesome if it had tanks in it….just saying.

    • SoWhy
      SoWhy
      February 14, 2013, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      What wouldn’t? 😉

  6. KJ
    KJ
    February 14, 2013, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    “You swept me off my jews faster than a blitzkrieg
    You sure got me head over heils
    Do you nazi how macht I luftwaffe you?
    So aryan gonna be mein valentine?
    Or will you just break mein hearth into two?”

    • Joreal
      Joreal
      February 14, 2013, 4:39 am | # | Reply

      “Swept me off my jews”?

      • KJ
        KJ
        February 14, 2013, 5:16 am | # | Reply

        Jews was supposed to be “shoes”, somewhat a replacement for “feet”. Eh I guess it didn’t fit that much.

        • Anononom
          Anononom
          February 15, 2013, 7:47 am | # | Reply

          I thought “swept me off my Jews” was inspired.

          Or maybe it’s just the fact that the word “Jew” makes everything funny.

  7. Cybertramon 001
    Cybertramon 001
    February 14, 2013, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    I just loved it it when Bug noticed he lost track of his metaphor.

  8. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    February 14, 2013, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    Now that’s a comparison I never thought I’d see. You never cease to amaze me Adam!

  9. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    February 14, 2013, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    Army of Hiter-heart’s tanks is planning to invade my country?

    We better set up defences. Something heartbreaking…

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 14, 2013, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      I guess you could play Edward Scissorhands on a bunch of big outdoor screens.

  10. Anon A. Mus
    Anon A. Mus
    February 14, 2013, 7:17 am | # | Reply

    Did you break the metaphor? I know a few women who love to have their Poland invaded. Of course, not by Hitler. They prefer someone … Pole-ish.

    • majdan
      majdan
      February 14, 2013, 8:37 am | # | Reply

      Ay, Caramba!

  11. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    February 14, 2013, 7:41 am | # | Reply

    I’m from Poland and I feel I need to inform you that Valentinewaffe has already invaded.

  12. Codric
    Codric
    February 14, 2013, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Ja, wollt ihr die totale Liebe? Hach, solche Comics sorgen immer für einen Gefühlsparteitag. Nur weiter so: Liebe macht frei!

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 14, 2013, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Danke!

      • verTigO
        verTigO
        February 15, 2013, 1:19 am | # | Reply

        Stellt sich mir nun die Frage: Kannst du tatsächlich deutsch oder hast du “Danke” nur gegoogelt? 😀

        • Adam
          Adam
          February 15, 2013, 7:42 am | # | Reply

          Ha-ha! Ich täusche es mit google translate.

          • verTigO
            verTigO
            February 15, 2013, 12:09 pm | #

            Pretty fly.

  13. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    February 14, 2013, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    A heart with a Hitler mustache is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude…only YOU could make Hitlerizing a beloved (by some, anyway) holiday funny!
    I’m gonna buy you a beer if we ever meet*

    * No, I’m not stalking you, I have no idea where you live and we’ll probably never meet. But, if you ever run into a fat guy named Jeff…just ask for a beer.

  14. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    February 14, 2013, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    Your metaphor is intact. You cannot have a proper VD snuggle unless the poles land.

  15. Ol' Gui
    Ol' Gui
    February 14, 2013, 11:24 am | # | Reply

    Stuff like a broken metaphor usually happen when you let it go off track.

  16. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    February 14, 2013, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    ha! My husband is from Poland. I asked them if they celebrated Valentine’s and he said “not really.” Maybe it’s true though! MAYBE VALENTINE’S IS GOING TO INVADE POLAND!

  17. GeekGirl
    GeekGirl
    February 14, 2013, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    3rd panel got me. Laughing uproariously. People are staring. I will probably continue to burst into laughter at random moments for the next several days every time I think of this, and attempt to use “Done broke my metaphor” as often as possible in ordinary conversation. Thanks Adam!

  18. Den
    Den
    February 15, 2013, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    good one. BTW, am I missing it or do you not have a Bug facebook page?

  19. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 7, 2013, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Broken metaphors are the best kind! Please, make some sort of merchant out of the last panel – I BEG you!

  20. That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    That Sick Bastard Around The Corner Store
    September 8, 2013, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

    Did you know valentines day is also national condom day? Maybe The Hitler heart is having plans of invading and destroying all contraceptive companies.

  21. Jesse
    Jesse
    September 17, 2013, 11:15 pm | # | Reply

    But they do often want to go to France…

  22. Diller
    Diller
    November 7, 2013, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one that is worried about the “master rece” in panel 3? If so, I’m probably not getting the joke.

  23. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    September 30, 2020, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4- Poland has some homophobic policies, so invading Poland could be actually good.

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