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Blood Sport

Blood Sport

by Adam on July 24, 2015 at 12:12 am
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  1. qka
    qka
    July 24, 2015, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Adam, you are definitely twisted. I just gave blood, and I never thought of these things.

  2. Michael Westergaard
    Michael Westergaard
    July 24, 2015, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Now I’ve seen more or less the same theory in two web-comics with just a measly 9.5 years between them. That’s all the proof I need! http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20060225/

    • N
      N
      July 24, 2015, 3:18 am | # | Reply

      @Westergaard
      I was not ready for that much content, goodbye world, I have ten years of daily comics to complete

  3. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    July 24, 2015, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    Drive-by transfusions…. That is brilliant!

    Also, now I wonder if blood is too thick to pass through the inner workings of a super soaker…
    I need to find some blood.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      July 24, 2015, 6:14 am | # | Reply

      Your local butcher should be able to help you out.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      July 24, 2015, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      It should work fine though you may want to add an anticoagulant else it would be like pumping out lumpy pudding.

      • Marquar
        Marquar
        July 24, 2015, 9:42 am | # | Reply

        So now we have to start a leech farm to milk them for their anti-coagulant saliva? This is starting to sound like a lot of work for a simple blood fight. Can’t we just use the royal family?

        • Rena
          Rena
          July 25, 2015, 12:28 am | # | Reply

          Maybe you just need supersoakers with thicker tubes. And pumps.

    • Hopalong Ginsberg
      Hopalong Ginsberg
      July 24, 2015, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

      When I worked for a pharmacy I had an idea for “drive-through immunizations.” Key pieces of equipment were a sharpshooter and an injection dart rifle.

      I don’t work for that pharmacy anymore.

  4. wetcorps
    wetcorps
    July 24, 2015, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    Use plasma instead so you can pretend you’re a space marine or something.

  5. gsekse
    gsekse
    July 24, 2015, 7:19 am | # | Reply

    Adam is following George Carlin:

    “That’s my job: thinking up goofy shit.”

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 24, 2015, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Hahaha! Pretty much.

  6. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    July 24, 2015, 7:21 am | # | Reply

    So the Bloods is actually the Red Cross? What about the Crips? Cripple Association of America?

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      July 27, 2015, 6:23 am | # | Reply

      “Crips” is one of those words that you’re allowed to use if you’re a member of the group, but if you’re not, it’s really problematic. Not as bad as the n-word, but same sort of thing. But, yeah, some physically disabled people DO use the term “crips” to describe themselves.

  7. Noah
    Noah
    July 24, 2015, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    The last panel made me laugh.

    Good job man. I really enjoy your comic.

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 24, 2015, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  8. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    July 24, 2015, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    I always thought it was run by a secret group of vampires to keep them well fed, but this works too!

  9. Jalie
    Jalie
    July 24, 2015, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    THAT”S what they are doing with my blood! I knew they couldn’t use it for people…. but all the iron in it probably makes it a pretty solid projectile. I bet it hurts more than normal blood!

  10. Odo Shortwick
    Odo Shortwick
    July 24, 2015, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    That would be a “bloody mess”

  11. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 24, 2015, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    My college newspaper had a sick cover cartoon every year for the blood drive. One year it was a huge mosquito in a nurse outfit sucking someone dry. Another year it was a monstrous nurse yelling “Gimme blood gimme” and squeezing the “donor” with red ink splattered everywhere.

    Adam, you would have been classy by comparison.

  12. Marquar
    Marquar
    July 24, 2015, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    Also, nice touch on having both blood bank battle bugs be wearing glasses or goggles. Safety first!

  13. Crabbie1
    Crabbie1
    January 19, 2018, 9:51 am | # | Reply

    Adam, you are one sick puppy.

    Sick, sick, sick, sick.

    And that is why I like you!

    This whole comic… XD

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