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Blunder Woman

Blunder Woman

by Adam on March 13, 2014 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    March 13, 2014, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    I look forward to explanations why you’d make a lousy Spiderman, Batman, Aquaman, Speed Racer, Deputy Dawg…. This could go for a while. Surely you’ll find your calling if you look long enough.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      March 13, 2014, 11:29 am | # | Reply

      It came to me later– the perfect Bug role is Super Chicken’s sidekick Fred the lion!

  2. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    March 13, 2014, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Well, that and your boobs are way too small.

    • wingspin
      wingspin
      March 13, 2014, 8:10 am | # | Reply

      Boobs! Yep, that’s the number one reason all of us guys thought of. Without boobs, you’d just be a “wonder.” …a wonder with weird sounding farts.

      Gotta say I’d use the lasso of truth a lot… at car dealerships, at work, political rallies, etc. Imagine the fun you could have in a court room or at a prison!

  3. MaxOfFewTrades
    MaxOfFewTrades
    March 13, 2014, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if even Adam remembers that he did a “Why I would be an awful Batman” comic a while ago, I always liked that one and I’m glad you gave the concept another go.

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 13, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      I had a sneaking suspicion.

  4. 1bexstar1
    1bexstar1
    March 13, 2014, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one around here thinking the main reason is… YOU’RE A GUY?!

    • Snerk!
      Snerk!
      March 13, 2014, 4:47 am | # | Reply

      It’s a brave new world… the obvious answer must be discarded because it causes the stopping of these delightful mental jaunts.

      Plus, Adam may be a few ants shy of a colony, which leads him and us down the rabbit hole… (or ant hole)

    • ASP
      ASP
      March 13, 2014, 7:07 am | # | Reply

      Well, he could get a surgery.

      • Adam
        Adam
        March 13, 2014, 7:49 am | # | Reply

        Hey! Whoa! Don’t be cuttin’ off my magic lasso.

        • Thorbjørn
          Thorbjørn
          March 13, 2014, 8:09 am | # | Reply

          So you’re pushing rope, is what you’re saying?

          Sharing is caring, I guess… 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 13, 2014, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      That’s sexist.

  5. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 13, 2014, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Yup. Lack of boobs was the first thing I thought of too. “Pushing rope”…that is a new one to me, but I’m old (well, 54). And Hello Kitty stickers? Duuuuude. At least it could be a bumper sticker for beer or something…

    • John
      John
      March 14, 2014, 11:04 am | # | Reply

      If you’re 54, you should be finding out what ‘pushing rope’ means soon enough …

  6. Fuddlebob
    Fuddlebob
    March 13, 2014, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    Bug’s stance in that first panel just cracks me up. It might be because I’m drunk, but I still find it amusing.

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 13, 2014, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      I was trying to think of something funny for the bug to do, but I figured “just standing there” would be best.

      • weesh
        weesh
        March 18, 2014, 2:26 am | # | Reply

        i love how your comments make me laugh at the strip again.

  7. jack
    jack
    March 14, 2014, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    I always thought the metal the bracelets were made of was rare, other wise she would have some armor or something, the bracelets are just silly.

    • Ol' Gui
      Ol' Gui
      March 14, 2014, 11:51 am | # | Reply

      Wonder Bug would have to make fists all the time to keep the bracelets from slipping off those puny forearms.

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