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Boob Tube

Boob Tube

by Adam on August 3, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Akshay
    Akshay
    August 3, 2012, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    that many boobs? on a single lady?? :O

    • Thorgold
      Thorgold
      August 3, 2012, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s sort of philosophical rule 34. If it exists, there’s porn of it, and if you can imagine it, it exists.

      So, 50 boob lady? Yep. We just made that. Clap your hands if you believe, folks.

      • DougM
        DougM
        August 3, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        I would clap, but, you know… my hand(s) are full. 😀

      • Phil
        Phil
        August 3, 2012, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

        Even scarier, it’s been around for thousands of years. Some of the
        representations of the goddess Cybele have far more than the usual
        number of breasts.

    • Llama118
      Llama118
      August 3, 2012, 2:47 am | # | Reply

      If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      August 3, 2012, 11:30 am | # | Reply

      I’ve always felt anything more than a handful was a waste.

  2. Placeholder
    Placeholder
    August 3, 2012, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Sad thing is, I grew up down the street from one of these parents- the ‘insanely protective of their child’s innocence’ nutbags. Ironically, that kid ended up on the sex offender list. Gotta be a lesson here.

    • DougM
      DougM
      August 3, 2012, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      You know, you can end up getting on the sex offender list just for getting drunk and peeing in the park when, by happenstance, a child in a car, traveling 60mph, sees you out the window and points it out to his/her parent.

      …that seemed awful specific, didn’t it?

      (it wasn’t me! Honest!) *runs away*

  3. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    August 3, 2012, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    New Gravatar check!

  4. Caenwyr
    Caenwyr
    August 3, 2012, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    I wish there was a “love” button on Facebook. This one’s the best!

  5. Arnaud
    Arnaud
    August 3, 2012, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    Just for the record, this is a problem only in the US. And in muslim countries. Boobs or nipples are a natural thing, only by making it “special” it becomes so. In many European countries you can see women sunbathing topless on the beach, and these countries are perfectly fine. Actually these countries are safer than the US.

    I hope American becomes less puritan with regards to the human body, and maybe more puritan with regards to weapons and violence. America is kind of the teenage of countries (young country, lots of energy, but lots of bullshit too).

    I still like America 🙂

    • Mo
      Mo
      August 3, 2012, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      Quite a lot of Americans agree with you, Arnaud, we’re just not the loud ones with all the money. Alas. I’d far rather see breasts than violence any day. 🙂

  6. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    August 3, 2012, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Total Recall oh yeah!

    I can’t wait for the remake!

  7. ecky
    ecky
    August 3, 2012, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    The three boobed lady from Total Recall changed me forever.

  8. Etrigan
    Etrigan
    August 3, 2012, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Mothers who breastfeed their children should be locked up. Exposing such young children to bare breasts! Consistently! And making them touch them! If looking at a bare breast warps a child, imagine the damage done by actually having to suckle one!

  9. Clownwithoutmakeup
    Clownwithoutmakeup
    August 3, 2012, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    you are on a hot streak this week adam

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 3, 2012, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  10. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    August 3, 2012, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been making this same argument for years! Alas, I’m not as cute as the Bug.

    My joke was that I wondered if parents believed that if their child accidentally saw a naked human body, s/he would immediately go insane and run out into the street.

    Where they would be promptly hit by a bus.

    It’s the only explanation for their puritanical protectiveness.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      August 3, 2012, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

      An older friend said that his sister and her classmates would often see a flasher near their school. They thought he was funny and called him Mr. Winkle. No lasting trauma that I know of.

  11. Tom Falco
    Tom Falco
    August 3, 2012, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Lady Millipede with millipede boos. (many).

  12. pahosler
    pahosler
    August 3, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    Mr. Huber,

    I bow to your greatness. May I have a big Hallelujah, shout it from the rafters everyone, Hallelujah!!!

    LOL

    thank you!

  13. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    August 3, 2012, 11:34 am | # | Reply

    Why is momma bug sad that her boy is now obligated to go out and strangle prostitutes? Or is it more along the lines of crying at his Bar Mitzvah (my boy is now a man!).

    • Rena
      Rena
      August 3, 2012, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

      Her daughter’s a prostitute.

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        August 3, 2012, 5:17 pm | # | Reply

        xD

  14. Jeff
    Jeff
    August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Huh huh, Adams said “boobs” Huh huh. Huh huh huh!
    Boobs. Heh heh heh. I saw boobs once. Heh heh heh.

    And in case no one got that, it was supposed to be Beavis and Butthead.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      August 3, 2012, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

      lol

    • MikeV
      MikeV
      August 4, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Hmmm…I thought it was a South Park reference…

  15. Niac
    Niac
    August 3, 2012, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    I still remember going to the drive-in with my parents to see this great new movie called Big Bad Mama….it was incredible!!! I must have been 6 or 7 at the time. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never killed a prostitute, though the voices tell me differently.

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      August 3, 2012, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      I remember “Barbarella” and the “Prime of Miss Jean Brody” for similar…um, artistic reasons.

      The voices comment reminds me of this for some reason — “I live in a world of my own, but nobody likes me there either.”

  16. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    August 3, 2012, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 4 conjures up the 40 Year Old Virgin — Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.

  17. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    August 3, 2012, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    ah boob here a boob their its not like they arent seeing worse wen ur not around jeez come on parents

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      August 3, 2012, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      a boob there*

  18. MalchikPride
    MalchikPride
    August 4, 2012, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Wh-what’s this deviltry?

    I can’t push the next button. Crap…I finished the archives. :c

    • MalchikPride
      MalchikPride
      August 4, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Ah also first comment here…and this is my new favorite webcomic.

  19. Leinad
    Leinad
    August 4, 2012, 2:12 pm | # | Reply

    what happened to the “latest” button?

  20. spiffy
    spiffy
    August 5, 2012, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Oh come on, 60 boobs? I’m sure Janet Jackson doesn’t have more than six.

  21. ConspicuousLily
    ConspicuousLily
    August 7, 2012, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

  22. Sultan Rahi
    Sultan Rahi
    September 10, 2012, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Boob tube? Like in Kirby’s New Gods?

  23. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    April 3, 2013, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    Boobortunities are the only reason to even watch tv.

  24. Girly
    Girly
    April 12, 2013, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    Boobs are nice.

  25. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 12, 2013, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    Social conservatives don’t like wardrobe malfunctions, especially if they suspect they are intentional, because they see it as normalizing sexualization of everything which in turn leads to sexually impulsive behavior in just about everyone. That in turn either prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.

    It’s the conservative counterpart to leftists hypersensitivity to anything racist. A sports caster lost his job a couple of years ago because he described a play using the common, non racist phrase, “a chink in the armor” forgetting that the one Asian who played basketball was on the court at time. He lost his job and career over a wholly innocuous phrase because of a modern language police lynch mob.

  26. Locku Cisse
    Locku Cisse
    July 11, 2013, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    Aww, children´s imagination to fill in the blanks is priceless!!

  27. Durinn
    Durinn
    July 20, 2013, 4:50 pm | # | Reply

    ‘prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.’ Bullcrap. Happy and stable children do best with good environments which may or may not be provided by traditional western nuclear families. Many nuclear families suck. And there are many alternative ways to raise families.

    And you know, children in Africa see boobs all the time and they turn out just fine! Except the ones who starve to death or become racially genocidal.

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