Even scarier, it’s been around for thousands of years. Some of the
representations of the goddess Cybele have far more than the usual
number of breasts.
Sad thing is, I grew up down the street from one of these parents- the ‘insanely protective of their child’s innocence’ nutbags. Ironically, that kid ended up on the sex offender list. Gotta be a lesson here.
You know, you can end up getting on the sex offender list just for getting drunk and peeing in the park when, by happenstance, a child in a car, traveling 60mph, sees you out the window and points it out to his/her parent.
Just for the record, this is a problem only in the US. And in muslim countries. Boobs or nipples are a natural thing, only by making it “special” it becomes so. In many European countries you can see women sunbathing topless on the beach, and these countries are perfectly fine. Actually these countries are safer than the US.
I hope American becomes less puritan with regards to the human body, and maybe more puritan with regards to weapons and violence. America is kind of the teenage of countries (young country, lots of energy, but lots of bullshit too).
Quite a lot of Americans agree with you, Arnaud, we’re just not the loud ones with all the money. Alas. I’d far rather see breasts than violence any day.
Mothers who breastfeed their children should be locked up. Exposing such young children to bare breasts! Consistently! And making them touch them! If looking at a bare breast warps a child, imagine the damage done by actually having to suckle one!
I’ve been making this same argument for years! Alas, I’m not as cute as the Bug.
My joke was that I wondered if parents believed that if their child accidentally saw a naked human body, s/he would immediately go insane and run out into the street.
Where they would be promptly hit by a bus.
It’s the only explanation for their puritanical protectiveness.
An older friend said that his sister and her classmates would often see a flasher near their school. They thought he was funny and called him Mr. Winkle. No lasting trauma that I know of.
Why is momma bug sad that her boy is now obligated to go out and strangle prostitutes? Or is it more along the lines of crying at his Bar Mitzvah (my boy is now a man!).
I still remember going to the drive-in with my parents to see this great new movie called Big Bad Mama….it was incredible!!! I must have been 6 or 7 at the time. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never killed a prostitute, though the voices tell me differently.
Social conservatives don’t like wardrobe malfunctions, especially if they suspect they are intentional, because they see it as normalizing sexualization of everything which in turn leads to sexually impulsive behavior in just about everyone. That in turn either prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.
It’s the conservative counterpart to leftists hypersensitivity to anything racist. A sports caster lost his job a couple of years ago because he described a play using the common, non racist phrase, “a chink in the armor” forgetting that the one Asian who played basketball was on the court at time. He lost his job and career over a wholly innocuous phrase because of a modern language police lynch mob.
‘prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.’ Bullcrap. Happy and stable children do best with good environments which may or may not be provided by traditional western nuclear families. Many nuclear families suck. And there are many alternative ways to raise families.
And you know, children in Africa see boobs all the time and they turn out just fine! Except the ones who starve to death or become racially genocidal.
that many boobs? on a single lady?? :O
It’s sort of philosophical rule 34. If it exists, there’s porn of it, and if you can imagine it, it exists.
So, 50 boob lady? Yep. We just made that. Clap your hands if you believe, folks.
I would clap, but, you know… my hand(s) are full.
Even scarier, it’s been around for thousands of years. Some of the
representations of the goddess Cybele have far more than the usual
number of breasts.
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
I’ve always felt anything more than a handful was a waste.
Sad thing is, I grew up down the street from one of these parents- the ‘insanely protective of their child’s innocence’ nutbags. Ironically, that kid ended up on the sex offender list. Gotta be a lesson here.
You know, you can end up getting on the sex offender list just for getting drunk and peeing in the park when, by happenstance, a child in a car, traveling 60mph, sees you out the window and points it out to his/her parent.
…that seemed awful specific, didn’t it?
(it wasn’t me! Honest!) *runs away*
New Gravatar check!
I wish there was a “love” button on Facebook. This one’s the best!
Just for the record, this is a problem only in the US. And in muslim countries. Boobs or nipples are a natural thing, only by making it “special” it becomes so. In many European countries you can see women sunbathing topless on the beach, and these countries are perfectly fine. Actually these countries are safer than the US.
I hope American becomes less puritan with regards to the human body, and maybe more puritan with regards to weapons and violence. America is kind of the teenage of countries (young country, lots of energy, but lots of bullshit too).
I still like America
Quite a lot of Americans agree with you, Arnaud, we’re just not the loud ones with all the money. Alas. I’d far rather see breasts than violence any day.
Total Recall oh yeah!
I can’t wait for the remake!
The three boobed lady from Total Recall changed me forever.
Mothers who breastfeed their children should be locked up. Exposing such young children to bare breasts! Consistently! And making them touch them! If looking at a bare breast warps a child, imagine the damage done by actually having to suckle one!
you are on a hot streak this week adam
Thanks!
I’ve been making this same argument for years! Alas, I’m not as cute as the Bug.
My joke was that I wondered if parents believed that if their child accidentally saw a naked human body, s/he would immediately go insane and run out into the street.
Where they would be promptly hit by a bus.
It’s the only explanation for their puritanical protectiveness.
An older friend said that his sister and her classmates would often see a flasher near their school. They thought he was funny and called him Mr. Winkle. No lasting trauma that I know of.
Lady Millipede with millipede boos. (many).
Mr. Huber,
I bow to your greatness. May I have a big Hallelujah, shout it from the rafters everyone, Hallelujah!!!
LOL
thank you!
Why is momma bug sad that her boy is now obligated to go out and strangle prostitutes? Or is it more along the lines of crying at his Bar Mitzvah (my boy is now a man!).
Her daughter’s a prostitute.
xD
Huh huh, Adams said “boobs” Huh huh. Huh huh huh!
Boobs. Heh heh heh. I saw boobs once. Heh heh heh.
And in case no one got that, it was supposed to be Beavis and Butthead.
lol
Hmmm…I thought it was a South Park reference…
I still remember going to the drive-in with my parents to see this great new movie called Big Bad Mama….it was incredible!!! I must have been 6 or 7 at the time. To the best of my knowledge I’ve never killed a prostitute, though the voices tell me differently.
I remember “Barbarella” and the “Prime of Miss Jean Brody” for similar…um, artistic reasons.
The voices comment reminds me of this for some reason — “I live in a world of my own, but nobody likes me there either.”
Panel 4 conjures up the 40 Year Old Virgin — Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.
ah boob here a boob their its not like they arent seeing worse wen ur not around jeez come on parents
a boob there*
Wh-what’s this deviltry?
I can’t push the next button. Crap…I finished the archives. :c
Ah also first comment here…and this is my new favorite webcomic.
what happened to the “latest” button?
Oh come on, 60 boobs? I’m sure Janet Jackson doesn’t have more than six.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Boob tube? Like in Kirby’s New Gods?
Boobortunities are the only reason to even watch tv.
Boobs are nice.
Social conservatives don’t like wardrobe malfunctions, especially if they suspect they are intentional, because they see it as normalizing sexualization of everything which in turn leads to sexually impulsive behavior in just about everyone. That in turn either prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.
It’s the conservative counterpart to leftists hypersensitivity to anything racist. A sports caster lost his job a couple of years ago because he described a play using the common, non racist phrase, “a chink in the armor” forgetting that the one Asian who played basketball was on the court at time. He lost his job and career over a wholly innocuous phrase because of a modern language police lynch mob.
Aww, children´s imagination to fill in the blanks is priceless!!
‘prevents the formation of or destorys stable families which are necessary for the development of happy, stable children which society needs to function and survive.’ Bullcrap. Happy and stable children do best with good environments which may or may not be provided by traditional western nuclear families. Many nuclear families suck. And there are many alternative ways to raise families.
And you know, children in Africa see boobs all the time and they turn out just fine! Except the ones who starve to death or become racially genocidal.