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Bratzilla

Bratzilla

by Adam on January 31, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 31, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    With some kids, I think tranquilizer guns would be a good idea regardless of size. Also for yappy dogs that won’t shut up (and possibly for the parents and owners as well).

  2. Trace
    Trace
    January 31, 2012, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Fan-freakin-tastic. I need a tranquilizer gun! My kids are pretty light on their feet, make mine a six shooter.

  3. JXJ
    JXJ
    January 31, 2012, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Very timely. I had to deal with one of these on the bus today, although I was thinking more along the lines of a mallet than a tranquilizer.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 1, 2013, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

      Or Maxwell’s silver hammer.

  4. tjoppi
    tjoppi
    January 31, 2012, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Hehehe, I love the fourth panel 🙂

  5. Vorgex
    Vorgex
    January 31, 2012, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Those Bug Sniper Rifles look awesome!

    • Tom
      Tom
      January 31, 2012, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      You can tell Adam put a lot of effort into those.

  6. dstluke
    dstluke
    January 31, 2012, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    I’m all for using tranquilizer guns on kids. And a few adults, too.

  7. shiggityswaa
    shiggityswaa
    January 31, 2012, 2:45 am | # | Reply

    its, “Honey I Blew Up the Kid” all over again. lol

  8. Deamon
    Deamon
    January 31, 2012, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    I’d chuck Hondas if I could.

    • WingSpin
      WingSpin
      January 31, 2012, 7:42 am | # | Reply

      how many would you chuck?

      • Absconding_Cascade
        Absconding_Cascade
        January 31, 2012, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

        How many Hondas could a giant chuck if a giant chucked Hondas … note to self: trying to modify the phrase about woodchucks does not work.

        • JXJ
          JXJ
          February 2, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

          How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? (Thank you Bill Watterson)

  9. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    January 31, 2012, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    Huh….. How’d they shoot her in the scalp?

    • tlh-in-tlh
      tlh-in-tlh
      January 31, 2012, 7:30 am | # | Reply

      Figure she spent some time in “classic” tantrum pose, lying on the ground kicking and screaming, got darted once, then sat/stood up and started throwin’ stuff.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 31, 2012, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      They first shot her in the chest. Those darts slowed her down and made her fall to the ground, but she was still awake and writhing. The two adults then waked over to her head and pumped a few more darts into her noggin to send her to napville.

      • Iforwhat
        Iforwhat
        January 31, 2012, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

        Thank you for that explanation.

        Also thank you for that image.

  10. westphilly
    westphilly
    January 31, 2012, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    Was that last line a reference to her “throwing a Fit?”

    • RaKlavin
      RaKlavin
      January 31, 2012, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      Fit is Go…. Over yonder…

    • JT
      JT
      January 31, 2012, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      I see what you did there. Well done!

  11. Impro
    Impro
    January 31, 2012, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Again I’m reading cop bugs voice as Scruffy from Futurama.

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      May 28, 2013, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t remember him…

      Fun comic, as always! You can never go wrong with suplexes!

  12. pastordan
    pastordan
    January 31, 2012, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Why, there’s not a time-out step in the world big enough for that brat!

  13. Armoless
    Armoless
    January 31, 2012, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    Now i just wanna see a movie about giant kid bugs fighting transformers…..

    • Armoless
      Armoless
      January 31, 2012, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

      Niece bug vs Star scream!

  14. Jeff
    Jeff
    January 31, 2012, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    I think holding them upside down by one leg as they throw their tantrum is a GREAT idea. If that doesn’t work…sniper rifles with tranquilizer darts!
    Giant Niece Bug is awesome.

  15. Turner
    Turner
    February 1, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I discovered this comic yesterday, and since then all attempts at doing homework have failed miserably. This is the only comic other than Bloom County that has made me laugh every time; I had to leave my floor lounge and retreat to my dorm because I was getting weird looks. You’re awesome, keep ’em coming.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 1, 2012, 7:56 am | # | Reply

      Thanks a lot!

  16. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    February 1, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    One thing that it seems was overlooked was hippies and the Constitution. It appears that they’re the only ones who are concerned enough about the trashing of it to speak up; not politicians, lawyers, military personnel sworn to protect it…I hope they get enough “regular joes” on board at some point to say, “I got your back.”

    First they came for the hippes, but I was not a hippie so I said nothing…

    • LanceThruster
      LanceThruster
      February 1, 2012, 11:18 am | # | Reply

      How embarraskeen – that comment belonged wit anudder comic.

      Never mind.

  17. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    February 1, 2012, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    One on topic comment – Don’t forget to gauge the dangers of children with powers to “wish you to the cornfield (“You’re a bad man! You’re a *real* bad man!”) or has a finger that is constantly is mummering “Redrum! REDRUM!!

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