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Broaching Cannibalism

Broaching Cannibalism

by Adam on October 11, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. ninelen
    ninelen
    October 11, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love Mad Libs.

    I like Jeff Bug and “I don’t get it. How do we keep score?” as well. Sunglasses Bug gets some of the best lines.

  2. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    October 11, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I love the second panel

  3. Rhea
    Rhea
    October 11, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    You might want to wait until you’ve been lost for more than ten minutes.

  4. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    October 11, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Jeff Dowd bug returneth!
    bugcomic.com/comics/hippy-101
    Doesn’t look like he’s wearing sunscreen tho:
    bugcomic.com/comics/cannibalism/

  5. Steve No Joke
    Steve No Joke
    October 11, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    What if you bring a hotdog sleeping bag for your hike? Why does coolbug hang out with nerd bug? WHY WOULD YOU WANT MEAT FLAVORED-SKITTLES???

    • sidehack
      sidehack
      October 12, 2011, 10:08 pm | # | Reply

      Why wouldn’t you want meat-flavored skittles? And for that matter, why wouldn’t you want skittle-flavored meat?

  6. Mandy
    Mandy
    October 11, 2011, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    “Can I help you?”
    Best line ever!

    • MTGG
      MTGG
      October 11, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

      I prefer “hush, food doesn’t talk.” 🙂

    • Geek Girl
      Geek Girl
      October 11, 2011, 6:19 am | # | Reply

      I agree – I snorted with laughter.

  7. Jep
    Jep
    October 11, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Ha! This might be one of my new favorites.

  8. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    October 11, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Jeff bug looks like a ginger. It’s ok to eat gingers. They have no souls. 🙂

  9. markidoodle
    markidoodle
    October 11, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    poor jeff bug allways gets the short end of the stick
    his own fault for being ginger (i think )

  10. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    October 11, 2011, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    Hmm… I imagine I taste sickly sweet, like cotton candy…

  11. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    October 11, 2011, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    I taste like…… Um…bacon? Sure let’s go with that. Why are you look at me like that, and your drooling?

  12. Stranger
    Stranger
    October 11, 2011, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    XD I love the second panel here, just the glasses guys perplexed “Um, can I help you?”. Its hilarious

  13. pjunk
    pjunk
    October 11, 2011, 7:29 am | # | Reply

    For some reason I can only see Jeff bug as Mark Zuckerbug.

    • chzbrgrmachne
      chzbrgrmachne
      October 11, 2011, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      Even more reason to eat the little soulless ginger! 😀

  14. Jared
    Jared
    October 11, 2011, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Well, you need to see who tastes the best. I mean you don’t want to eat some guy who tastes like mystery meat. Great job as usual, Adam.

  15. Droophoria
    Droophoria
    October 11, 2011, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    I would be tasty and delicious! ~ firm nod ~

  16. Tom
    Tom
    October 11, 2011, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    Panel 2 is hilarious. That is all.

  17. Darktan
    Darktan
    October 11, 2011, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    I’m only bitter on the outside. Inside I’m full of creamy nougat.

  18. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 11, 2011, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    Notice the moniker here? I’m NOT a ginger…however my first…FIRST thought when I saw “Jeffbug” and his ‘fro, was: “Why am I the guy from “Room 222″ with the fro?” And that guy was…a ginger!
    Man! I can’t catch a break.
    P.S. Guy from “Room 222”, which was a sitcom in the 60s…you can see what I mean here: http://www.pbase.com/roy/davidjolliffe

  19. Jeff
    Jeff
    October 11, 2011, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    I will say, however, that I haven’t seen anyone ELSE from the comments page make the comic!
    (yeah, I know, he’s probably not named after me, but I take my compliments where I finds ’em!)

  20. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    October 11, 2011, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    Cannot Unsee:
    Bugs in panel 1 look like the cast of Seinfeld – Bug=Jerry, Ladybug=Elaine, Nerdbug=George, Coolbug=Kramer

  21. Talia
    Talia
    October 11, 2011, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    @Darktan Did you get that from animaniacs? Either way awesome.

  22. laurel
    laurel
    October 11, 2011, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    I definatly appreciate the reference to thanksgiving, though likely an unintentional coincidence, it was actually canadian thanksgiving yesterday. Good Job Adam!

  23. Alex T. Valencic
    Alex T. Valencic
    October 11, 2011, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

    A former room-mate and I once discussed the topic of cannibalism within the first week of moving in. We both agreed to eat the other in the case of a severe winter storm that resulted in one of us dying.

    (Incidentally, the reason he is a former roomie is because he got married, not because I ate him.)

  24. Vorgex
    Vorgex
    October 12, 2011, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    How can she tell if “cool sunglasses”-bug would taste tangy?
    And I would probably go for the method in panel 2.

  25. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    October 12, 2011, 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    hahaha hilarious madlib

  26. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    October 22, 2011, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    LOL Love it

  27. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 24, 2012, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    i taste like doorknob
    …
    my life is complicated

  28. Lair of Rockwhales
    Lair of Rockwhales
    October 25, 2012, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    I would think 90’s Bug tastes terrible.

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