This is why I never had kids. They're like little animals. They bite, spew things (from either end) and say things that only make sense when you're smoking illegal substances.
I just sent this to a buddy of mine. This totally happened to him! He decided to become a big brother and he said, "I don't care what kid you give me, just so long as he likes sports. If he likes sports, we'll be great."
Now, how hard could that be, right? In the middle of a big city. Gimme a young boy that likes Sports. Not exactly asking for a 12 year-old into macrobiotics, you know? Right.
Well, he gets this lazy kid who just wants to play computer games all the time. It was awful. The kid eventually broke up with him after like three years. Sucked for everyone.
Well of course not. They use drivethrough banking-style vacuum tubes. Duh!
I thought you just mailed them in. They do this so they can just "return to sender" your ass.
xD send em back like "KidFlix" roflz
Nice teeth. I can see why he's holding him by his ankles in the last panel.
But he could be used for mowing your lawn or trimming your bushes.
That's a really good point. If he complains you could make him watch THE KARATE KID and then yell for him to get back to work.
Wax on! Wax Off!
Any comic that mentions a sheepshank is alright by me.
lofl
This is why I never had kids. They're like little animals. They bite, spew things (from either end) and say things that only make sense when you're smoking illegal substances.
LMAO!!!
How did Nerd Bug become a Big Brother role model?
Let me guess: he's just renting the kid for carpool lane.
Always enjoy your imaginative (funny) posing. Love the ankle grab in the last panel.
"DROPOFF SLOT" EPIC
Is there a quote of Peter Sellers on panel 2?
I just sent this to a buddy of mine. This totally happened to him! He decided to become a big brother and he said, "I don't care what kid you give me, just so long as he likes sports. If he likes sports, we'll be great."
Now, how hard could that be, right? In the middle of a big city. Gimme a young boy that likes Sports. Not exactly asking for a 12 year-old into macrobiotics, you know? Right.
Well, he gets this lazy kid who just wants to play computer games all the time. It was awful. The kid eventually broke up with him after like three years. Sucked for everyone.
Aww, the kid is smiling in panel 2, I wonder where his demon parents are?
great comic, it reminded me to consider volunteering.
Report a probelm with this child:
(1) Child arrived cracked, broken, or unplayable
(2) Child was lost in the mail
(3) Received wrong child
(4) I returned the wrong child
(5) I broke the child and would like to pay for it
(was supposed to be reply to Droophoria)
The last panel got me haha. Always good to have a laugh from Bug during a hectic day.
Hehe. Strangling me with boredom. Chuckle. Laughter. Cackle. EVIL MANIACAL BELLOWING. Hehe.
I wish there was a drop slot for all children.
I remember during my scouting days that it took me hours to learn how to tie a sheepshank and only minutes to learn the hangman's noose.
Yest comic yet but i am still clsssifyed as a kid i dont care stil very funny
Minor detail, the sheep shank isn’t quite right. Where the end he’s holding goes in front of the rope, it should loop underneath. Again, minor.
Love the comic
I know I’m a bit late to the conversation but I can’t read the second panel without doing it in C3PO’s voice.