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Bump In The Night

Bump In The Night

by Adam on June 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    June 2, 2010, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    There's nothing more terrifying than the thought of death by shrimp fork.

    • lythera
      lythera
      February 8, 2011, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      i'm always scared of getting my eyes stabed out… no matter the object used. @_____@

  2. Blindy
    Blindy
    June 2, 2010, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    This all sounds very very familiar, except I'd use a couple of Wheel of Time books instead of the DVD box…

  3. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    June 2, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, Sanford and Son ran for 6 seasons. That's quite the intimidating weapon.

    • o0o
      o0o
      June 3, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      THAT'S TWELVE SEASONS TOO FEW!

  4. Couch Will
    Couch Will
    June 3, 2010, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Haha, I've gone looking for intruders before with improvised weaponry. Of course mine wasn't anywhere near as impressive as the Sanford & Son box set, I believe I was trying to pretend a stick my dog had been chewing was a sword.

  5. Andrechi
    Andrechi
    June 3, 2010, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    Amazingly.. this happened to me last night D:

  6. Joe
    Joe
    June 3, 2010, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    And that is why I keep a set of Samurai swords between the mattress and box-springs.

    • Justin
      Justin
      June 3, 2010, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      Seems like that would be inconvenient if you have your lady-friends over.

      • Marco
        Marco
        January 27, 2011, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

        Well… at least they'd think twice before breaking his feelings…

  7. Peska
    Peska
    June 3, 2010, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Who has Sanford and Son readily available by their bedside? Oh, and thank you…I now having that theme song ditty in my head for the rest of the day….sigh.

  8. Greg Eales
    Greg Eales
    June 3, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    BWAHAHAHA… Sanford and Son…f'ing sweet…

  9. Irma
    Irma
    June 3, 2010, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Wait… so you're saying my teddybear won't protect me?

    • PJ Grogan
      PJ Grogan
      June 3, 2010, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

      Not unless his name is Clovis

      • rages
        rages
        January 25, 2011, 11:45 am | # | Reply

        No it chucky tht protect u wile being a doll

  10. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 3, 2010, 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Funny that you mentioned Sandford and Son, Redd Foxx portrayed the lead character.

    I saw it on TV Land when I was at a friend's place, my friend was a fan of the show.

  11. Crickets Houston
    Crickets Houston
    June 3, 2010, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    I'm adding Sanford & Son to my list of Ninja weaponry

  12. Eric
    Eric
    June 3, 2010, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    A lumpy pillow sounds horrifyingly lethal…

  13. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    June 3, 2010, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    lol lumpy pillow XD actually an argument of who gets the 1st stab seems possible

  14. Ty
    Ty
    June 3, 2010, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    Sadly my senario usually goes something like.

    -What was that noise?

    -Oh god, someone's going to kill me…

    -zzzzzzzz

  15. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 3, 2010, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 3:

    Bug: Maybe instead of holding these, I should work on the Crane Kick instead.

  16. Margot
    Margot
    June 13, 2010, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    The second panel is responsible for my neighbours now thinking I'm completely insane.

    • Margot
      Margot
      June 13, 2010, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      I meant the third panel… fail, self.

  17. MrMonochromatic
    MrMonochromatic
    June 28, 2010, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

    Aww man, the intruder's only going to want to sit down and watch it with you!

  18. Janna
    Janna
    August 11, 2010, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    When I was little, my dad did Revolutionary War reenactments (my house was built in 1765, so my town's old), and as part of his costume he had a gun that was probably about 5 feet long and fired when it was loaded correctly, which they did in the reenactments (minus bullets). He kept it above the mantel. So once, when I was six and my parents were out late (it was only 10pm, but it was winter and way past my bedtime), I thought I heard someone, snuck out of bed, grabbed a handful of rocks from the fishtank to use as bullets, and climbed up on chairs and a ton of miscellaneous stuff to reach and carry a gun that was way taller and heavier than I was, as well as the powderhorn. I proceeded to patrol the house with it until my parents returned home.

  19. Kevin
    Kevin
    August 28, 2010, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    My imagination definitely gets the best of me as well.

  20. NeroDB
    NeroDB
    January 14, 2011, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

    I sometimes wish I could turn my inner voice off too. It's an annoying little bastard.

  21. MousE
    MousE
    February 2, 2011, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHA this is so true…

  22. takedownthefacade
    takedownthefacade
    August 11, 2012, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    I think I’ve said this before, but:
    Adam, yours is the most consistently funny, clever and relatable comic I have ever come across. Thank you for work.

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 11, 2012, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  23. Izzie
    Izzie
    March 20, 2014, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    Sometimes I wish I could turn off my mind wandering :shudder:

  24. Erhannis
    Erhannis
    November 7, 2014, 8:10 pm | # | Reply

    Immediately before reading this one, I had the errant thought, “You know, this comic is great, but it gets a little predictable and old after a while.” … “gouge your eyes out with a shrimp fork.” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOPE, STILL FUNNY. It was just the imagination playing tricks on me. Excellent.

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