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Burglar Beatdown

Burglar Beatdown

by Adam on November 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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    • The Everywhereist » Blog Archive » The week in travel: November 18, 2010
      November 19, 2010, 10:01 am | #
  1. Blackwolf359
    Blackwolf359
    November 14, 2010, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    I would hate to know what happened to that blue ray player O.o

  2. cyber95
    cyber95
    November 14, 2010, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    I knew that balaclava would come in handy someday.

  3. Raquel
    Raquel
    November 14, 2010, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    Bug looks so cute with the stocking on his head. I can't pick a favorite panel this time, they're all so funny! Just out of curiosity, what was the insparation for this comic?

  4. Raven
    Raven
    November 14, 2010, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm… Bug with a mask… Kinky Bug?

  5. lauren
    lauren
    November 14, 2010, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    GAAAHHHHH SOOO AMAZING!!! 😀

  6. Boggles
    Boggles
    November 14, 2010, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    I like panel one myself. Because, what I do with my blue ray is my business.

  7. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    November 14, 2010, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

    MUAHAHAHAA!!!! DIBS!!!

  8. Kodiak
    Kodiak
    November 15, 2010, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    I will be doing gross things to my belongins come lunch hour. Thanx for the idea! 🙂

  9. That Guy
    That Guy
    November 15, 2010, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    does this comic seem a little blurry? like more out of focus than everything else on the screen?

    chrome user on a decent sized screen… i even reduced the zoom by 2 and it looked a little better.

    Other than that, funny comic 😀

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 15, 2010, 4:52 am | # | Reply

      So it's not just me then? I thought some of my comics look a little blurry and almost out of focus too.

      Gotta figure out how to remedy that.

      • Plastiware
        Plastiware
        November 15, 2010, 8:03 am | # | Reply

        I think the problem has to do with the comic being too wide. The website must be designed for a specific width of comic or shorter, and this being too big gets squished into place.

        • Adam
          Adam
          November 15, 2010, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

          Good call. I re-sized it and it looks much better now.

          I use a saved Photoshop action to save my strips and accidentally erased all my actions last night. Looks like I missed a step when I re-recorded the actions.

  10. Bethany
    Bethany
    November 15, 2010, 4:12 am | # | Reply

    One of my all time faves! First panel is genius!

  11. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    November 15, 2010, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHHA x') todays strip gave me a good laugh those all seem like good ideas 😀

  12. Stutterstep
    Stutterstep
    November 15, 2010, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    You are made of 100% hilarity and 100% pure genius, sir.

  13. King of the Sea Urch
    King of the Sea Urch
    November 15, 2010, 5:58 am | # | Reply

    I really like the "dibs" option. My personal favorite method though is the use of a nasty looking toilet scrubber

  14. SDcowboy
    SDcowboy
    November 15, 2010, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Is the scare-burglar's head a toaster? lol. put all your valuables in him when you leave so the robber's can't get them

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 15, 2010, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

      Yes it is. Good eye.

  15. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    November 15, 2010, 6:58 am | # | Reply

    Haha! This might be my new favorite. I love the first panel, btw.

  16. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    November 15, 2010, 6:59 am | # | Reply

    Also, I love your little Twitter bug and audioBlog bug on the side panel! Don't know if those have been there long, but they're cute.

  17. JackXD
    JackXD
    November 15, 2010, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Awesome! This would probably even work!

  18. Erin
    Erin
    November 15, 2010, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

    Crack me up!!!

  19. casketsalesman
    casketsalesman
    November 24, 2010, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    another classic!

  20. Kilroy59
    Kilroy59
    December 23, 2010, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Gettin' me a "scare-burgler" today! Does ACE Hardware carry them, or do I have to drive all the way across town to Home Depot? And do I have to freshen up the box o' donuts daily or weekly?

  21. Idonthaveacoolname
    Idonthaveacoolname
    December 26, 2010, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    this is so cool ur on stumbleupon now! i freaked out when the bug page came up!

  22. me
    me
    December 28, 2010, 4:07 am | # | Reply

    Dude! Where you been! I found this site on stumbleupon like 8 months ago. I know this is kinda late. Recently moved from CA to PA and am now catching up.

  23. balderduck
    balderduck
    December 30, 2010, 8:36 am | # | Reply

    You can also write your name in blood on all the appliances…

  24. nnadenee
    nnadenee
    January 1, 2011, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    lol — "uhh, dibs" 😀

    smartttt!

  25. Cookiez n Milk
    Cookiez n Milk
    January 14, 2011, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    Lol I love these comics!

  26. Emily
    Emily
    January 17, 2011, 10:34 am | # | Reply

    It's so cute!

  27. Forumsite
    Forumsite
    January 17, 2011, 10:51 am | # | Reply

    Lol I always wonder where you get your ideas from, your comics always make me giggle <3

    ~Lyss

  28. social media manager
    social media manager
    January 19, 2011, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    scare burglar is the best! "whens that damn cop gonna leave"…

  29. Afferbeck
    Afferbeck
    May 27, 2011, 10:48 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 2 made me laugh more than any strip so far!

  30. Alicia
    Alicia
    October 16, 2011, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    Definitely my fav strip so far. Panel two had me in stitches. I’ve told everyone I know to visit your site! L.O.V.E.

    • Alicia
      Alicia
      October 16, 2011, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps I should mention I just found you about four days ago 🙂

  31. demonz11b@yahoo.com
    demonz11b@yahoo.com
    October 31, 2011, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    Hey btw, the wallpaper section leads to nowhere, all links are broken and all one gets is a nasty “page not found” exception. Please mr cartoonist, provide the promised wallpapers or delete the links.

  32. Jacob
    Jacob
    November 2, 2011, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

    Can anyone say, “Blue Rape Player?”

  33. Bending PVC
    Bending PVC
    December 30, 2011, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    ha ha ha. these bugs rock.

  34. Ed Casey
    Ed Casey
    February 9, 2012, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    Just stumbled this strip. You’ve got yourself a new reader.

  35. infomention
    infomention
    February 18, 2012, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    awesome:)

  36. douchebag1075
    douchebag1075
    July 13, 2012, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Once, when I was like 7 or 8 I broke into this house with my brother and a few of our friends. There was a huge pile of childrens clothes and shoes in the garage and a few pictures of Jesus with real blood on them. Freaked us out. We should have called the police but we just ran away.

  37. Fajas
    Fajas
    January 7, 2013, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    That last one will surely get them thinking.

  38. the tall man
    the tall man
    September 30, 2020, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    the only problem with panel three is : who is willing to waste donuts?

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