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Butlers

by Adam on August 6, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. AGuy
    AGuy
    August 5, 2010, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    My man Craig! Give him a little while he'll grow on you

    • Djorra
      Djorra
      August 11, 2012, 2:19 am | # | Reply

      Poor guy, he must have gotten got fired from his management position at the “Everything But Dilithium Crystals ‘R’ US”.

  2. ArthriticNinja
    ArthriticNinja
    August 5, 2010, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    I heard the Ovaries are going to do well this year…

    • LoudMutes
      LoudMutes
      November 12, 2010, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      Well they've been doing good so far this month.

      • geek65535
        geek65535
        January 26, 2011, 1:35 am | # | Reply

        I hear only half the team is really in it this month…

        • Big Boss Ogg
          Big Boss Ogg
          June 1, 2012, 8:33 am | # | Reply

          Studies show that groups of women put together for long periods of time will start to have their, er..’monthlies’.. all on the same schedule.

          That would surely throw the Vegas odds off by a lot; I mean, how do you handicap something like that? (As wonderful as it is, ladies, I am not demeaning you in any way, believe me)

  3. Beti
    Beti
    August 5, 2010, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    Love the tuxedo tshirt!

    • PJ Grogan
      PJ Grogan
      August 6, 2010, 4:11 am | # | Reply

      I second that.

      • SteamSaint
        SteamSaint
        August 6, 2010, 5:04 am | # | Reply

        Word! Tuxedo t-shirt FTW!

  4. drJadran
    drJadran
    August 5, 2010, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Ovaries RULE!!! A fan of Mississippi Cellulites myself…

  5. mary
    mary
    August 6, 2010, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    I love the Butler bugs. They're pretty awesome, but that top hat! I love it.

    • MufinMcFlufin
      MufinMcFlufin
      August 6, 2010, 8:39 am | # | Reply

      I wish he had a monocle too…

      And then the JUUUUUST rich enough person had everything except the monocle.

      Still good though

    • insanitytea
      insanitytea
      November 21, 2010, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

      who doesn't love tophats?

      btw i'm writing this comment from my dsi!

      cool eh? 😉

  6. Michivine
    Michivine
    August 6, 2010, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I love how the rich bug's antennae stick through little holes in the top hat. Adam, thanks for an amazingly awesome web comic that brightens my day every morning. You, sir, are a very talented man.

  7. Kellie
    Kellie
    August 6, 2010, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    This is one awesome comic. I love Craig the Butler, and nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I say "Oakland Ovaries". I want a Butler Bug!!!! But – I'm only rich enough to buy a print of this comic….

  8. E.M.
    E.M.
    August 6, 2010, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    New car, caviar, four star daydream….

  9. Jep
    Jep
    August 6, 2010, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    It's a good thing Craig isn't working for Batman

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      August 6, 2010, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

      "Dude! I totally pimped out yer ride! The batmobile's got neon and a kick ass sound system, and you aren't gonna believe how this thing sounds!"

      "Craig… this is a stealth mission…. What's wrong with you?"

      • SteamSaint
        SteamSaint
        August 6, 2010, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

        I see Craig obviously works for Joel Schumacher…

  10. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    August 6, 2010, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    I'm guessing the Oakland Ovaries get a 1 week vacation every month while their "friend is visiting"…and also, to avoid those excessive technical fouls.

  11. Angela
    Angela
    August 6, 2010, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    Craig rules…

  12. TheKJ
    TheKJ
    August 6, 2010, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    I would like to know how much it costs to get an "Almost Rich" Butler.

  13. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    August 6, 2010, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    no the almost rich just have nice things and clean those things themselves or trick thier friends into helping out 😮

  14. Stranger
    Stranger
    August 6, 2010, 11:46 am | # | Reply

    XD I don't know if a good butler part-time would just yell 'Quittin time!' at the sound of the bell. A subpar one might. Amazing comic.

  15. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    August 6, 2010, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    I just read this again. Funnier the second time. A butler named Craig… Riot!

  16. Scott M.
    Scott M.
    August 8, 2010, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    The Oakland Ovaries.. excellent! Do they play the Phoenix Fallopian Tubes?

    Great strip!

  17. nate
    nate
    August 8, 2010, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    I love how the subpar butler is wearing a tshirt.

  18. Tom Racine
    Tom Racine
    August 8, 2010, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    I love the name "Craig." It's just freakin' hilarious for a butler. No "Jeeves" for the low-rent guy! 🙂

  19. Warky
    Warky
    August 9, 2010, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    I personally love the third panel and how just when the bell rings as if almost a way to say "blank you" he almost shoves the food and drink on the floor. He doesn't even like the guy enough to just place it on the table, it's just DONG and then chuck. 😀 lol

  20. insanitytea
    insanitytea
    November 21, 2010, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

    yup another great comic from the master!

    and another comment from my DSi browser!

    booya 😀

  21. iLander
    iLander
    January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

    someone made a TFFF Logo, now someone should make an oakland ovaries logo

  22. Zoe
    Zoe
    March 21, 2011, 8:51 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmm…wheezywaiter reference?

  23. Jasmine
    Jasmine
    June 13, 2011, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    My absolute favorite…baahaha

  24. Nebulous
    Nebulous
    July 13, 2011, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    If you can only afford to hire a butler that would overcook your filet, then you would be better off hiring a chef.

  25. A Reluctant Cannonball
    A Reluctant Cannonball
    September 22, 2016, 11:52 pm | # | Reply

    I like that Craig apparently isn’t wearing pants. Just a bonus layer of subpar.

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