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Candy Hush Saga

Candy Hush Saga

by Adam Huber on May 31, 2019 at 11:38 am
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  1. Greenebeard
    Greenebeard
    May 31, 2019, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

    Actually with amazon prime you can schedule a delivery day and time window that is convenient for you. I.E. when your wife isn’t home, and in the delivery notes you could technically specify which window you did want it delivered to, although it sorta depends on your delivery driver whether they will comply with that request.

    Although you are on your own for the order details. Maybe tell your wife it was the neighbor kids demands for mowing your lawn? Just a thought…

  2. DrIstvaan
    DrIstvaan
    June 1, 2019, 1:55 am | # | Reply

    They could also somehow disguise the effect they have on your belly.

  3. Alpha-Sigma
    Alpha-Sigma
    June 1, 2019, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    I’m going to remain quiet about where that title came from.

    • Alpha-Sigma
      Alpha-Sigma
      June 1, 2019, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

      NEVER MIND. I was thinking of something else. Something very very else.

      • Yes
        Yes
        June 1, 2019, 5:34 pm | # | Reply

        what was the general genre of what you were thinking of?

  4. J-L
    J-L
    June 3, 2019, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 was my laugh-out-loud panel for the day.

  5. dhusk
    dhusk
    June 3, 2019, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    An entire bag of FUN-sized Snickers?

    Pff, amateur. Pro covert gluttons snarf the real deal full-sized bars or nothing.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      June 3, 2019, 2:58 pm | # | Reply

      Fun-sized treats offer the best mass/price ratio, at least where I’m from. You can’t get full-sized bars in big enough packs to rival the boxes fun-sized bars come in at a comparable price.

  6. Josh
    Josh
    June 5, 2019, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    What’s your plan for when she inevitably asks to listen to discovering your inner quinoa?

  7. J-L
    J-L
    June 6, 2019, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    The second panel reminds me of what Strong Bad once said when he received a “Fun Size” candy bar while trick-or-treating:

    “FUN size? What’s so FUN about eating less candy?”

    (I guess if you have a whole bag of “Fun Size” candy, that would be more fun.)

  8. Anne Onymous
    Anne Onymous
    September 4, 2020, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    Use a separate account, and get Prime on that. Your wife will never know if you pay on your own card.

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