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Childs Play

Childs Play

by Adam on March 27, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. Rhea
    Rhea
    March 27, 2013, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I’d be careful, Adam– if one of those little buggers throws a punch, they’re right about at crotch level.

    • khade
      khade
      March 27, 2013, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

      Their fists also fit perfectly in eye sockets.

  2. Shaun
    Shaun
    March 27, 2013, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Just be careful, and know your limits. There is a definite finite number of children every person can take on.

  3. Mortal Anonymous
    Mortal Anonymous
    March 27, 2013, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, it’s fun…until you’re tuckered out and they’ve got 5 hours of charge left in ’em.

    • Rat
      Rat
      March 27, 2013, 6:07 am | # | Reply

      Ain’t that the truth. Oh, and the really small ones go for your shins. That is actually less than pleasant.

  4. Gene
    Gene
    March 27, 2013, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    The first frame reminds me of this really strange statue

    • Andy
      Andy
      March 27, 2013, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      Well at least the bugs aren’t naked… or are they… I can’t tell.

    • megabob12
      megabob12
      March 27, 2013, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

      That would be an amazing statue if you replaced the bugkids with Nazis and Bug with Indiana Jones.

    • Erhannis
      Erhannis
      November 20, 2014, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

      Haha, your link is down, but I think I know the statue you’re talking about. Did your image have the hilarious caption, “*#&% off, babies, it’s dancing time!”?

  5. KJ
    KJ
    March 27, 2013, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    This is EXACTLY the reason why I like to have pretend fights with children!

    …Well children from people I know though! Can you imagine if it were children from complete strangers?

  6. SaZiRi
    SaZiRi
    March 27, 2013, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    It’s ALWAYS fun beating up children. See also Will Ferrell in The Campaign for another excellent proof of the theory.

  7. Ken.C
    Ken.C
    March 27, 2013, 5:27 am | # | Reply

    Me, I’m convinced that the WWE gets all its moves from toddlers and preschoolers. I’m pretty sure all of my kids have tried pile drivers on me.

  8. Kapus
    Kapus
    March 27, 2013, 5:40 am | # | Reply

    It’s fun for the child as well.

    I speak from childhood experience.

  9. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    March 27, 2013, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    Trash talking kids is fun as well. Livens up a round of Trouble.

  10. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    March 27, 2013, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    It’s all fun and games until the kid with martial arts training shows up…

    • FlashXL
      FlashXL
      June 11, 2013, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Haa then only he may have fun B)…unless he’s famous and you have enough strength to ask for an autograph.

  11. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    March 27, 2013, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    But they do get older and do not forget. I used to do the same thing to my nephew who’s now 20 and can kick my butt!

  12. Mouse
    Mouse
    March 27, 2013, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    I’ve actually taken to using “ninja training” *koff koff* as a way to instill some discipline in my 5-year-old. She obeys much more readily when I bark at her in Japanese (all two words of it I know), and she’ll do just about ANY homework or small chore if it means we can “train” afterwards (mostly me flipping her onto the bed & teaching her how to dodge & roll…).

  13. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 27, 2013, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    I was put on this Earth to beat up children. You let them all gang up on you, then it’s like the fight scene in the second Matrix movie between Neo and all the Agent Smith’s where he throws like a hundred of them in the air.
    And yes, when they grow up they will remember, but hopefully they’ll take it easy on an old man by then.

  14. Rick Housel
    Rick Housel
    March 27, 2013, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    Lol! I used to be like Bruce Lee… But now, if I rough house with my 3 boys I get my ass kicked! I definitely taught them about teamwork!

  15. Erin
    Erin
    March 27, 2013, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!! Nephew Bugs made their debut!!!

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 27, 2013, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

      Thought you’d like that.

  16. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 27, 2013, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

    Proof positive of the inner demon in all children is that if you bump heads or some such thing, and wait for a response, the toddler will start to bawl. If you beat them to the punch, and *you* start crying…they’ll laugh and laugh and laugh.

    Trust me. It gets you out of a lot of trouble with the ‘rents when caring for “loaner babies.”

  17. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    March 27, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of my childhood and some of my uncles. 😀

  18. Waldir
    Waldir
    March 28, 2013, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    As an uncle of five, I approve this message!

  19. Mahnarch
    Mahnarch
    March 31, 2013, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Awww, man! It’s all fun and games until your niece gets flung out the window… again…

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