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Courtship Consultation

Courtship Consultation

by Adam on February 6, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (24) ¬

  1. Maoman
    Maoman
    February 6, 2012, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    On the contrary, “You’re pretty cute for a ____” usually leads to the friend zone…

    • Tino
      Tino
      February 6, 2012, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      yeah, but “you’re pretty cute for a Kryptonian supervillain” usually leads you to the Phantom Zone.

      • LoveTheBadGuy
        LoveTheBadGuy
        February 6, 2012, 1:53 am | # | Reply

        OMFG! If I could *like* that, Tino, I would. 😀

      • J-J
        J-J
        February 6, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

        And I thought Adam is the only one around with a brilliant brain… how do you come up with something like that 😀

    • Fanta
      Fanta
      December 11, 2017, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

      You’re pretty cute in most context leads to that, but I feel like it’s different on a date. Nerves and somethings feeling like weirder first steps and so on.

  2. Akshay
    Akshay
    February 6, 2012, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Looking forward to the LoveBug’s Advice for not screwing first dates 😀

    • JT
      JT
      February 6, 2012, 10:11 am | # | Reply

      That would be good advice, unless that is what you wanted to do in the first place.

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        May 28, 2013, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

        Bow chicka bow wow?

  3. Rhea
    Rhea
    February 6, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    So even Nerd Bug can give him dating advice that improves his chances…. He’s got a long way to go.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 1, 2013, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

      Love bug’s name is Herbie, not Nerd bug.

  4. ⬡
    ⬡
    February 6, 2012, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    That first panel reminds me of me as a teenager. o.o

  5. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    February 6, 2012, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    the first panel is absolutrly amazing

  6. Matthew
    Matthew
    February 6, 2012, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    LOVE ME!! Haha

    That panel made me realise what ive been doing wrong

  7. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    February 6, 2012, 4:31 am | # | Reply

    Ka-Chow!

  8. Lawton
    Lawton
    February 6, 2012, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    Everything but the fart joke was awesome.

  9. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    February 6, 2012, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    I like the first Panel. Nothing says I love you more than a hurled heart box.

  10. Jeff
    Jeff
    February 6, 2012, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Us Spaz’s are a cute bunch, lemme tell ya!
    Ka-chow!
    and the fart joke is awesome too!

    • twicker
      twicker
      February 6, 2012, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      Agree with all the above! I particularly like Bug’s quizzical look when trying to figure out who should be asked to pull his finger …

  11. Trace
    Trace
    February 6, 2012, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Hey, it works! I married a spaz.

  12. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    February 6, 2012, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah I pretty much did that on my latest first date… Turns out she kinda liked my Spazzy personality, and Nerd-esque charm. Now we’re getting married! Although she hasn’t said anything about my Eau du Geek fragrance…

  13. Tmk
    Tmk
    February 6, 2012, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    I really laughed so hard with the first panel.. really xD it’s been days since the last time I did that with a comic haha

  14. Jeremy
    Jeremy
    February 7, 2012, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    So we’re saying throwing candy at your date isn’t a good opening? Are you sure? What if it’s soft candy?

  15. Steve
    Steve
    August 11, 2013, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    That first panel sent me into hysterics.

  16. Renraw Okkay
    Renraw Okkay
    February 13, 2018, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    You’re *huff* going to LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!

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