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Crap That Guys Say

Crap That Guys Say

by Adam on March 29, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    March 29, 2013, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    The eyes, man. The eyes killed me. 😀

  2. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 29, 2013, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    I will never understand anyone’s fascination with their poop. Once it’s outta me…I couldn’t give a crap less (pun intended)!
    And yes, this includes whether or not corn was involved. Eeewwww!

    And also yes…the eyes were killer in the last panel!

  3. TinoKP
    TinoKP
    March 29, 2013, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Pooping on the altar…rookie mistake.

  4. Jamie
    Jamie
    March 29, 2013, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Then you have kids, and the focus changes to discussing infant poop.

    “When did she last poop? Should we be worried?” followed by “Look at the colour of it this time! What do you think we fed her to make it fluoresce like that?”

  5. Skip
    Skip
    March 29, 2013, 6:38 am | # | Reply

    It all comes out alright in the end.

  6. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    March 29, 2013, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    I think a guy should be bragging about butt cargo by saying, “Needed a big dump truck to haul that butt cargo.”

    I want to thank my mom for that potty training thing. She has no idea how many times it’s come in handy.

  7. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    March 29, 2013, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    And this strip is another prime example of why BUG will never appear in a daily newspaper. Thank you for that.

  8. seattleseth
    seattleseth
    March 29, 2013, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    Haha! I am totally using that “Butt Cargo” line next time I have to..umm…ship out some sh*t!

  9. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 29, 2013, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    I had a GF who would inform me she had to make “tummy bread” or “drop some kids off at the pool.”

    xD

    • Jeff Clough
      Jeff Clough
      March 29, 2013, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

      Tummy Bread? O mah LORD!

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      March 31, 2013, 10:24 pm | # | Reply

      “Tummy Bread”

      Sounds adorable and annoying at the same time!

      My ex-wife was too adorable to be cute. It was like dating an 8 year old…

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        March 31, 2013, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

        ..oh. That’s not why we’re divorced.

        She’s in prison for stabbing a guy… out of the blue.

        • Lance
          Lance
          March 31, 2013, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

          Oh! I hate it when women do that! Total turn off.

  10. karine1976
    karine1976
    March 29, 2013, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    I was wondering when ponytail bug would make another appearance.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      March 30, 2013, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      Judging by this interaction she’s having, it may be a long while until the next one.

  11. jamie d
    jamie d
    March 31, 2013, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    “That one will be a danger to shipping!” is my personal fave.

  12. Kathy
    Kathy
    April 11, 2013, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Oh, so it’s a natural part of the relationship evolution! Why’s she stomping off? The TMI is a good sign.

  13. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 17, 2013, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

    Honestly, women are always after us to share, share, share but when we do…

  14. Shannon Love
    Shannon Love
    April 17, 2013, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

    Now do that do-do that you do so well!

  15. brenatevi
    brenatevi
    July 11, 2013, 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    This comic doesn’t apply to me. My wife is the one that reports how big her turds are.

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