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by Adam on July 25, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    July 25, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    I’m planning to get myself a full body check up. I’m really really worried that I got Walter White’d after the result’s out.

    It doesn’t mean I will cook meth, I probably pick the weenier version, like making candies…. or cupcake….. illegally.

    • wetcorps
      wetcorps
      July 25, 2014, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      YOU MONSTER

  2. ManInHat
    ManInHat
    July 25, 2014, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    The longer I wait, the greater my reluctance to go see a doctor. Because last time, after a similar wait, I went in for *one tiny thing* — and it turned into surgery and a two-night stay.

    • Byrdie
      Byrdie
      July 25, 2014, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      I’m not sure if doctor visits are the cause of ailments, though there has been theory to that effect.

      • Rena
        Rena
        July 25, 2014, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

        Well, hospitals are full of sick people, which means they’re full of germs.

        • qka
          qka
          July 25, 2014, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

          And it’s where all the really nasty, antibiotic resistant ones are bred.

          • Shannon Love
            Shannon Love
            July 26, 2014, 10:24 am | #

            Actually, antibiotic resistant bacteria are largely, if not entirely, “bred” in the 3rd world, where every year hundreds of millions of individuals take very short course of antibiotics.

            Antibiotics are extremely expensive for people living on a few dollars a day, so they only buy the smallest amount of antibiotic that relieves their obvious symptoms but they don’t take enough to kill off all the bacteria infecting them. The ones that remain are the most resistant. The same infection can reoccur repeatedly in the same individual over a course of many years. Each time, short doses of antibiotics cull the susceptible bacteria leaving only the resistant.

            Eventually, the resistant bacteria migrate to the developed world.

  3. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 25, 2014, 11:31 am | # | Reply

    A friend was put on a low-cholesterol diet, and he said that after a while he figured out how it worked: “If it tastes good, spit it out.”

    That suppository looks like giving birth in reverse.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      July 26, 2014, 11:38 am | # | Reply

      Yeah. That sound about right.

  4. Andy
    Andy
    July 26, 2014, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    “Ma’am, your cholesterol’s so high, you should be sweating gravy.”

  5. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    September 9, 2015, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    The nutritional value of your body? Are you trying to help out some cannibals, or what?

  6. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    September 6, 2016, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

    Lipitor? If I google this word, all I get is a series of warnings saying that it’s not safe for those with liver disease, pregnancy, illness, etc. (Basically not safe for people who are alive)… Eventually I found something that said it was a medicine for high cholesterol, which makes sense, as that’s what this comic is about. It’s something I’ve never encountered before. Thankyou for teaching me about the world!

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