Aww, did someone enter middle age?
You know what? I think you might be overestimating how good a shape you would be in to try half this stuff.
If heaven doesn’t have chocolate cake with raspberry sauce, I ain’t going.
I became lame in attempting to die. The irony of this is too much.
I’ve only just noticed that the copyright notice in the bottom corner still says 2019
Good news! It went into remission! But now you have emphysema, third-degree burns, asphalt embedded in your skin, and shockingly high cholesterol. So, I guess it’s a wash?
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Aww, did someone enter middle age?
You know what? I think you might be overestimating how good a shape you would be in to try half this stuff.
If heaven doesn’t have chocolate cake with raspberry sauce, I ain’t going.
I became lame in attempting to die.
The irony of this is too much.
I’ve only just noticed that the copyright notice in the bottom corner still says 2019
Good news!
It went into remission!
But now you have emphysema, third-degree burns, asphalt embedded in your skin, and shockingly high cholesterol.
So, I guess it’s a wash?