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Delivery Room

Delivery Room

by Adam on September 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (41) ¬

  1. Thingie
    Thingie
    September 14, 2010, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

    "Sorry my wang and I got you into this." Man, if I had a nickel for every time I had to say that… 🙂

    • lythera
      lythera
      February 12, 2011, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      you'd be a rich man XD

      • Surturs Bane
        Surturs Bane
        January 14, 2013, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

        I’d have 3 cents.

        • VaguelyCreepy
          VaguelyCreepy
          April 25, 2013, 5:32 am | # | Reply

          Impossible math win! XD

          • 1bexstar1
            1bexstar1
            November 29, 2013, 1:58 pm | #

            I’d…still be broke. Cos’ i’m a 12 year old girl.

  2. Sheena
    Sheena
    September 14, 2010, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

    3rd panel!! Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    September 14, 2010, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Once again you've gone 4-for-4 in panel brilliance.

    • Goeber
      Goeber
      September 14, 2010, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

      I agree.

      • Mandy
        Mandy
        September 15, 2010, 8:13 am | # | Reply

        I second your agreement!

        • Jschniguy
          Jschniguy
          September 17, 2010, 11:18 am | # | Reply

          i agree to your secondtation!

          • TakedowntheFacade
            TakedowntheFacade
            January 31, 2011, 1:31 pm | #

            i second your agreement to her secondtation!

  4. wickidchyld
    wickidchyld
    September 14, 2010, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    I'm not sorry at all for what my wang did :/

  5. Raven
    Raven
    September 14, 2010, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    I was supposed to coach a friend once. They showed the movie and that was it. Birth is pretty gross.

  6. SteamSaint
    SteamSaint
    September 14, 2010, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

    Every panel is brilliant… i am especially fond of waiting room MAD MEN Bug.

  7. Milton
    Milton
    September 14, 2010, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    Wow, awesome attention to detail bug's right antenna!

    I'm feeling that man!

  8. Milton
    Milton
    September 14, 2010, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    …in panel 3…

  9. bastetlxix
    bastetlxix
    September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

    Try giving birth in a military TEACHING hospital. Where there are students just stairing down between your legs with differing facial expresions. That last panal comes to mind. =/

  10. okeke emmanuel
    okeke emmanuel
    September 14, 2010, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 3 wins….good work Adam

    hope ur "wang" hasn't done any damage lately….:-D

  11. Alpha
    Alpha
    September 14, 2010, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

    I'm loving the line "The top one. It's always the top one." I never understood why so few people seem to realize this.

  12. wit
    wit
    September 15, 2010, 12:00 am | # | Reply

    I LOL'd at panel 3. Excellent.

  13. That Chick
    That Chick
    September 15, 2010, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    The wang always get's you guys in trouble!

    yeah panel three killed it for me.

  14. Ms.notme
    Ms.notme
    September 15, 2010, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    Weight gain, pain, and 18 years of insanity. Yep, wang = trouble.

  15. Twinsploitation
    Twinsploitation
    September 15, 2010, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    I've been there 7 times already; it is still gross at the end.

  16. o0o
    o0o
    September 15, 2010, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    i used to love the chain-smoking fathers-to-be on the old WB cartoons.

    how disappointed i was to find out it's not like that at all anymore! we need to get back to the good old days of smoking in maternity wards.

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      December 20, 2010, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      Because babies with lung cancer is okay, if we're just going to sacrifice them anyway?

  17. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    September 15, 2010, 4:37 am | # | Reply

    Panel three. Totally did that one a million times when we had Ivy. I said panel 4 quietly to myself. I saw things that day… Things that I can not UNsee.

  18. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    September 15, 2010, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    seriously, quote of the year, dude. Plus the word "wang" always equals funny.

  19. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    September 15, 2010, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    the Wang. yes.

  20. Raen
    Raen
    September 15, 2010, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    Haha. My second is due next month. Pretty sure this is exactly how my husband feels. He'd rather not be in the room at all, but I assured him he can stay up by my head the entire time. It's the least he can do for what he and his wang did to me. 😛

    Thanks for the laugh this morning! I'm tired, cranky, and I needed it! 🙂

  21. Jep
    Jep
    September 15, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    I love how nerd-doctor bug is clueless as to how to use the camera.

  22. ThaAlphacroc
    ThaAlphacroc
    September 15, 2010, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    lol i like how bug has the cigar and everything in the 1st panel

  23. Sarah
    Sarah
    September 15, 2010, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

    Oh. Mygod. I am sooo showing this to my boyfriend. And posting it on facebook. And the twitter. This is fantastic. =D

  24. Aminatep
    Aminatep
    September 17, 2010, 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Wow. The universal breakup quote. Amazing. Thanks.

  25. Jande
    Jande
    September 27, 2010, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    Third panel. Seriously! Really glad you got your site working again. :`)

  26. nerdra
    nerdra
    October 25, 2010, 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    Loving the catcher's getup.

  27. Psilence
    Psilence
    January 24, 2011, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

    Is the position in the second panel possibly inspired by Bill Cosby: Himself?

  28. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    January 27, 2011, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    father-why is it blowing a bubble?

    doctor-that's the head

  29. Terra the Terrible
    Terra the Terrible
    May 30, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    I swear women only get pregnant to piss men off

  30. Locku Cisse
    Locku Cisse
    July 24, 2013, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

    Dr Nerdbug in pannel four is using same techinque as Bug in pannel two…
    It Works!!!

  31. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 18, 2014, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    As a woman I love this particular comic well done. However, it does bring up the reason I will never have children and that is my vagina being the star of a cable access show. Yip, random strangers staring at my private bits not a good time. In addition, I love the line from a movie where a woman just gave birth comparing the experience to squeezing a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon.

    So Playboy had a great joke about a guy in the delivery room and his wife nearly breaking his arm for doing this to her. His response was don’t blame me I wanted to put it in your a$$ but you told me that might hurt.

  32. DrIstvaan
    DrIstvaan
    November 14, 2017, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    So… were you in the delivery room for Leia’s birth? Or did anyone of the staff read this strip (or did your wife warn them)?

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