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Dirty Sons of Britches

Dirty Sons of Britches

by Adam on May 6, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Zane L
    Zane L
    May 6, 2013, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    That last panel killed me. What’s with the comma in the first panel, though? ‘Emergency clean underwear, delivery system’ seems strange.

  2. KJ
    KJ
    May 6, 2013, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Well, in the most darndest of times, you might wanna do what I do. It’s called the SIDE A / SIDE B trick, you just flip your undies inside out and voila! Another pair of undies to wear!

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      May 6, 2013, 3:30 am | # | Reply

      Oh nononononononoNO! You.Don’t.Do.That.

      Worse if it have skidmarks on it. Ew ew ew ew gross!

      • BugFanNo1million
        BugFanNo1million
        May 6, 2013, 11:33 am | # | Reply

        +1

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      May 6, 2013, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      It’s like the Arctic Two-Shirt method. It’s hard to do laundry when you’re an arctic explorer, and you can’t pack much weight, so you wear a shirt and take a shirt. You wear shirt A until it’s so filthy you can’t stand it, and then you put on shirt B. Wear shirt B until shirt A starts to look good by comparison, and switch back to wearing A. Eventually B will start looking good…. I assume it works the same way with underwear but I don’t want to think about that, even more so than with shirts.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        May 7, 2013, 2:52 am | # | Reply

        The only thing that will stop the cycle is skin fungus.

        • Erhannis
          Erhannis
          November 21, 2014, 6:27 am | # | Reply

          After fungus covers your skin, you can stop wearing shirts altogether!

  3. Ataro
    Ataro
    May 6, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    That’s not freshness that’s being sealed up.

    • Jack
      Jack
      September 5, 2013, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      It’s crotchness.

  4. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 6, 2013, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Seal in my Freshness is my new catchphrase for putting on my underoos! Ha ha ha!

  5. Margaret
    Margaret
    May 6, 2013, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    I miss you, Adam, on Saturdays and Sundays.

  6. Maoman
    Maoman
    May 6, 2013, 2:15 am | # | Reply

    But… as soon as you put a pair on, they become unclean! You must be constantly changing underwear!

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      May 6, 2013, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      There’s a solution for that: Wipe and wash your ass!

  7. Rat
    Rat
    May 6, 2013, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think there should be a comma in panel #1. Which would make a brilliant T-shirt all by itself.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 6, 2013, 7:18 am | # | Reply

      Actually, I think it needs to be after “emergency.” I’ll swap it around.

      • Rat
        Rat
        May 6, 2013, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        That comma would make it a delivery system that is both an [emergency delivery system] and a [clean underwear delivery system]. While this is formally correct, I’d think an [emergency [clean underwear delivery system]] – without comma – is more to the point.

        But then, I’ve been told on more than one occasion I have a diseased brain 🙂

        • Adam
          Adam
          May 6, 2013, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

          Yeah, I went back and forth on this, but I think you’re right. Out they go. See you in hell, commas!

          • Rat
            Rat
            May 6, 2013, 1:13 pm | #

            I think you’ll be hard pressed to find any punctuation in hell at all.

            Or, of course, I’m royally fucked.

  8. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    May 6, 2013, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    I can definitely relate to that!

  9. Bob Peters
    Bob Peters
    May 6, 2013, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    For me that one day too long before laundry is known as Commando Day.

    • Dave Dell
      Dave Dell
      May 6, 2013, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Commando Day! Commando Week if need be.

      As a last resort I could search through my “bag of rags” in the garage for a well worn pair.

    • Jimbelaya
      Jimbelaya
      May 6, 2013, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      Yes, Commado Day! — or, if I’m lucky (and weather is cool enough): Secret Pajama Pants Day

  10. ohplease
    ohplease
    May 6, 2013, 8:35 am | # | Reply

    Adam you are awesome. That last panel, and the title, yup you’re a genius.

  11. James Anderson
    James Anderson
    May 6, 2013, 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Panel three! I’m living that today. I had to break the glass for the emergency pair.

  12. AlixeTiir
    AlixeTiir
    May 6, 2013, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    I forget to do laundry a lot, so I mostly just go commando.

  13. quilter5093
    quilter5093
    May 6, 2013, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    I laughed out loud at panel 2. Even though I can’t see bug’s face, just the tilt of his head tells me he is wondering “WTF?”
    It’s so awesome how you can get such expression in just a few drawn lines. Also liked how the antenna didn’t get squashed by the unexpected cover-up. Legholes, maybe?

    • Tai
      Tai
      May 6, 2013, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, I believe that’s wife bug. And of course, HIS emergency fresh pair fell right over HER face. Somehow it reminds me of my family…

      • quilter5093
        quilter5093
        May 6, 2013, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

        You are so right. I went back and looked at the panel again and could see where her hair flip is and the y-fronts are flat on her face. This is what happens when one is 68 years old and wears tri-focals. 🙁

  14. Kitty
    Kitty
    May 6, 2013, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    My roommate seems to think living around the corner from walmart is the equivalent of this. why wash ‘e, when you can buy more *shudder*

    • The Dukenator
      The Dukenator
      May 6, 2013, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      Underwear does wear out at times. Your roommate should invest in diapers instead.

  15. Infekce
    Infekce
    May 6, 2013, 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    The problem whith underwear can be easily remedied:
    1. Dont wear underwear.
    2. Buy a lot of underwear so that the dirty pile is big enough to wash them or die from starvation
    3. Live whith your parents (moms are great for that and a lot of them actually feel happy because of that)
    4. Live whith your girlfriend and (if she isnt more of a pig than you) she will probably do the loudry for you but there are risks of major dumpage
    5. DONT BE A SLOBY PIG AND DO YOUR LOUDRY!

  16. JGJones
    JGJones
    May 8, 2013, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    LOL – that last panel had me in fits of giiggles!!! Awesome 🙂

  17. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 10, 2013, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    I believe one of the best ways to measure the worth of an individual is by counting how many times throughout life he or she has legitimate cause to say something no one’s ever heard before.

    You are currently beating all of us, Adam.

  18. Russell Duffer
    Russell Duffer
    July 10, 2013, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

    Sandwich bag underwear? I can clearly see you’re nuts!

  19. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 1, 2015, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    I can confidently say that I have never heard anyone call that area their “freshness”.

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