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Doing Away with D-Bags

Doing Away with D-Bags

by Adam on July 18, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Bethluvsbooks
    Bethluvsbooks
    July 18, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    You know what flower flourishes on douche mulch? Daisies. Strange but true.

    • Joreal
      Joreal
      July 18, 2011, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      I woulda went with Pansies, but solid choice anyway for Pushing Daisies.

    • Blinkythezombie
      Blinkythezombie
      December 31, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      Epic Skulduggery pic 😛

  2. NinjaInWhite
    NinjaInWhite
    July 18, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Or, you could do that with hipsters. Then you’ll grow flowers so rare, you’ve probably never heard of them xD

    • Thorbjørn
      Thorbjørn
      July 18, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

      I think hipster is a subset of douchebag – but they may well only become suitable fertilizer for hemp and hopps.

      • NinjaInWhite
        NinjaInWhite
        July 18, 2011, 9:45 am | # | Reply

        I suppose that would be true, but we wont know if we don’t try!

  3. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 18, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

    • Ben Erlandson
      Ben Erlandson
      July 18, 2011, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      Perfect!

      • williamkattwilliams
        williamkattwilliams
        July 18, 2011, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

        you betcha!

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      July 24, 2011, 7:20 pm | # | Reply

      He’s just kinda funny-lookin’

  4. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 18, 2011, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    H-h-hnice Axe Body Spray slam! That stuff truly does stink to high heaven! Excellent work as always, Adam. Love the comic!

  5. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 18, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    P.S. the “H-h-h” tied into the word “nice” is me laughing as I’m trying to say it. I’m…sorta weird and feel the need to both type things this way, and then ‘splain them to youse.

  6. Raven
    Raven
    July 18, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    And you know, you just can’t rely on your friends to help you find a good hiding spot. They’ll rat you out for amusement’s sake

  7. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 18, 2011, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    So when Bug kills the Douche Bugs, does he steal the sunglasses for himself?

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 18, 2011, 7:40 am | # | Reply

      I figure putting the X’s over his sunglasses would look too busy so I removed them. Also – I wish I thought of “Douchebugs”. That would’ve been a much better title. Well done.

  8. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    July 18, 2011, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    I have a problem with killing douchbags. They always come in groups, but the trunk of my car only has room for one corpse.

    • 432
      432
      July 18, 2011, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Buy a truck

  9. Ajskob
    Ajskob
    July 18, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    panel 1= LOL

  10. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    July 18, 2011, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    I’m all for this as long as it doesn’t turn the flowers in to douche flowers. Like normal ones suddenly turn orange or developing tribal colour patterns.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      July 18, 2011, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

      And have their petals on backward.

  11. Some guy
    Some guy
    July 18, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

    I take offence to this.

  12. Dean
    Dean
    July 18, 2011, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    These comics need a facebook “like” button!

  13. rexxar
    rexxar
    July 18, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    douchebugs?

  14. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    July 18, 2011, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    Love panel 1

  15. Mohammad
    Mohammad
    July 18, 2011, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    90’s Bug isn’t a douchebug!

  16. Dave
    Dave
    July 18, 2011, 8:45 am | # | Reply

    “I’ve got a little list, they never will be missed.”

    Garbled G & S

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      July 18, 2011, 11:08 am | # | Reply

      My thought exactly. There’s a big cell-phone contingent too.

  17. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    July 18, 2011, 9:42 am | # | Reply

    I couldn’t stop laughing over the “credenza” sign! The only thing it’s missing is a load bearing capacity sticker.

  18. turquoisecow
    turquoisecow
    July 18, 2011, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

    Best Scratch & Win ticket EVER!

  19. Broski
    Broski
    July 18, 2011, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    Alright, I’m a bro who reads webcomics, and at some point they all seem to hate on us. I resent this.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      July 22, 2011, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

      That’s cause to everyone except “bros” you just look like morons and/or assholes (depending on who you ask).

  20. 432
    432
    July 18, 2011, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 3 rocks.

  21. NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    July 19, 2011, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Dude! Awesome, one of them is reading and resents this (Broski). Good work on….. attracting a douchebag…. but then he’s here and now we have to deal with him…. I’m torn on my feelings here. And confusion angers me. So now I’m angrily confused. Whole spectrum of emotions here….

  22. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    July 23, 2011, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    ^_^ love this

  23. BlackSoul
    BlackSoul
    February 11, 2012, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I can help you hide a body…

  24. Ahno neemus.
    Ahno neemus.
    January 7, 2022, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    your HEAD’S on backwards!

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