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Drunken Master

Drunken Master

by Adam on February 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Jamwes
    Jamwes
    February 3, 2010, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    I'll drink to this conclusion.

  2. Jesseh
    Jesseh
    April 15, 2010, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    Cheers! *clink*

  3. pinguino
    pinguino
    April 30, 2010, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    It doesn't matter how large you put the word STATISTICALLY, it's not true.

    I say that because my AP Stat exam is in a few days and now I can say I thought about it.

    • Joreal
      Joreal
      May 18, 2011, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

      You tell that disembodied voice of what is presumably a cartoon bug, pingy.

  4. Beti
    Beti
    May 9, 2010, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    I work at the local drunk tank. This is going on the bulletin board tomorrow!

  5. mike
    mike
    June 24, 2010, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

    I'm getting drunk right now and it's 11 in the morning and i approve! So, totally!

  6. Crusader
    Crusader
    July 30, 2010, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    It was a lush that invented television, he used to drink four or five scotches a day. He died of his alcoholism just a few years afterwards.

    • Kgummy
      Kgummy
      October 16, 2010, 3:57 pm | # | Reply

      Wasn't it several people who worked on the individual parts that were needed?

      And he probably drunk because he got no credit.

      I'd be afraid that the drunks mix up the cure with poison.

    • Silrog
      Silrog
      February 2, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Nipkow was no lush.

  7. Solar_F
    Solar_F
    January 25, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    LOL – Oh. my. freaking. God.

    That is the funniest thing EVER!!! 😀

  8. Ironica
    Ironica
    January 28, 2011, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    It turns out, the cure for cancer is just the right cocktail.

  9. macsnafu
    macsnafu
    March 11, 2011, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Love that last panel! "Take your top off!" See, that's a lot cheaper than millions of dollars!

  10. Gwyn
    Gwyn
    February 9, 2012, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    Funnily enough, I have a cousin (several times removed), and his last name is Lush. And apparently, his family got quite a bit of a reputation at some point in London for being drunks… That or they ran a drinking hall, can’t remember which…
    Or at least, that’s the family story, and DON’T TRY AND TELL ME THAT THE WORD LUSH COMES FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE KKTHXBAI

    • GuesssWho
      GuesssWho
      October 12, 2014, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      It could be that they were called that because they were drunks, not the other way around . . .

  11. JET73L
    JET73L
    June 24, 2012, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    LSD and massive amounts of cocaine = huge leaps forward in biosciences and physics, respectively. I wonder what field alcohol would progress if we gave it a shot at ALL OF THE SCIENCES (not that we haven’t already).

  12. Durinn
    Durinn
    July 8, 2013, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    In all seriousness, I am pretty sure that a sober (straight male) scientist would think exactly what the drunk one says in the last panel. He might even say it. I mean, if he cured cancer, he’d figure even if she thought he was a jerk, she can’t convince anyone ELSE to think that. So it would be worth the risk.

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