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Dumb Dumbs and Dragons – Part 5

Dumb Dumbs and Dragons – Part 5

by Adam Huber on September 6, 2018 at 11:53 pm
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  1. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    September 7, 2018, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    If you want everybody in your gaming circle to have similar levels of fun, encourage the tactician to roll a healer. He’ll serve the purpose of keeping everyone topped-up, but strategic smarts will ensure everybody -is- having fun, given that there’s a level of screwing oneself over that no amount of healing can save you from. And if the healer is doing that planning, he’ll be having just as much fun as the people who are active in combat.

  2. Wraj
    Wraj
    September 7, 2018, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Get yourself a cleric with the Strength and War domains (3.5e). Enlarge Person is a wonderful personal spell when you have the weapon skill to back it up.

    • Arkzist
      Arkzist
      September 8, 2018, 2:52 am | # | Reply

      I play 3.5 my go to character is a human cleric of heironious. I always pick the war domain

  3. DrIstvaan
    DrIstvaan
    September 7, 2018, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    As Minister Malack said, the life of an adventuring cleric is “A perpetual struggle to maintain the hit point totals of four or five nigh-suicidal tomb robbers determined to deplete them at all costs.”

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      September 7, 2018, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      Aye, aye! It’s like “C’mon, could ye manage to go ten minutes witout perforating yer aorta? Just once?!?”

  4. HelenaHandbasket
    HelenaHandbasket
    September 7, 2018, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    I’ve recently taken the game up again (after a decade and a half hiatus). Your cartoons are insiring my new group

  5. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    September 7, 2018, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    Somebody open a window…it’s a little geeky in here… or is it nerdy? Dorky? Dweeby? Nah… definitely geeky! 😛

    Nice theme week! 😀

  6. Matt
    Matt
    September 7, 2018, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    Well on the bright side, at least you’re more valuable to your team than the guy playing the thief character.

  7. Arkzist
    Arkzist
    September 8, 2018, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    So in 3.5. Edition of D&D clerics are over powered (and my class of choice)

    We can cast magic(though not as flashy as arcane casters, and inflict wounds spell is hard to argue with) while wearing heavy armor (like to see a wizard cast a fireball in full plate) and welding the weapon of our god

    We are Jack’s of all trades we may not be as skilled as the bard but we can hill every role as a secondary option not just healing

    Need another fighter?
    we can do that,
    another spell caster? check
    Oh someone who can talk his way out of things?
    We have high charisma for a reason

    We may not be as good as the fighter in hitting things, or the wizard at blasting things, or the Rogue in wheeling and dealing

    But we can do all of those things and heal and i like to see another class do that

    To bad we got hella nerfed in 4e and while we reclaimed some in 5e our glory days are behind us

    • N0083rp00F
      N0083rp00F
      September 13, 2018, 11:59 am | # | Reply

      There was no 4th edition

  8. Mark
    Mark
    September 8, 2018, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    I’m looking forward to seeing which class you’ll talk about next. Barbarian? Druid? Bard? Paladin?

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      September 8, 2018, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      50gp says the paladin strip carries the spirit of “You should play a paladin in D&D if you like obeying the law to a fault.”

  9. Veynuz
    Veynuz
    September 16, 2018, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    go ac cleric, i’m having fun since you need to get a 23 to hit me, and most things can’t

  10. biddyfox
    biddyfox
    July 15, 2020, 11:24 am | # | Reply

    this is an especially funny comic if you take into account that “pictures of you” is seven and a half minutes long

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