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[Enemy Week] A Bitter Kill to Swallow

[Enemy Week] A Bitter Kill to Swallow

by Adam on May 13, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    Ultimate Yes America 6-5000: The Movie
    May 13, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    At least you made your… point. YYYEEEEAAAHHHH

    • TheWombatOfDoom
      TheWombatOfDoom
      May 13, 2014, 7:01 am | # | Reply

      Looks like this lesson…will be hard to swallow. YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 13, 2014, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Ooo! Good one!

  2. Rena
    Rena
    May 13, 2014, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    They also definitely can’t afford to have allergies.

  3. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    May 13, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    You know, I always thought if I ever saw the word “convenient” in relation to brutal murder, it would be in the tone of an evil overlord callously stating that it was easier to go literally through someone than around them, not with the same chipper mood of discovering your local gas station also sells postage stamps.

  4. Max
    Max
    May 13, 2014, 3:24 am | # | Reply

    Should be a full stop after sunglasses-bug’s line in the final panel, surely?
    Good comic, though I admit as a non-American I don’t actually know what a hot pocket is. 😛

    • c1dancer
      c1dancer
      May 13, 2014, 4:43 am | # | Reply

      Think “pork pie.”

    • Skip
      Skip
      May 13, 2014, 6:28 am | # | Reply

      http://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog though this is funny than what hot pockets are really.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 13, 2014, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      Oops. Good catch. Will fix.

  5. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    May 13, 2014, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    And if there were no witnesses you could easily say it was an accidental death.

  6. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    May 13, 2014, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    As a magician and sometime sword swallower, I know a curious five year old will likely be my undoing.

  7. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 13, 2014, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    They really can’t afford to be ticklish either…

    And what’s with all the comments getting random-word ad links all of a sudden? Or is that just me?

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 13, 2014, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

      Not seeing any random-word ad links on my end.

      • Jeff Clough
        Jeff Clough
        May 16, 2014, 7:34 am | # | Reply

        Huh…well, they’re all gone now on my end too. I look like a doofus. Oh well, nothing new there…

  8. TheLaziestUsername
    TheLaziestUsername
    August 11, 2014, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

    It’s so true. It would pretty easy to kill a sword-swallower in the middle of his/her performance…well, unless you count witnesses anyway.

  9. Jakob
    Jakob
    February 10, 2018, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    The sharpest minds tend to kill from the inside, but that may be hard to swallow without someone to help you handle it.
    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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