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Fatty Pants

Fatty Pants

by Adam on March 5, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (16) ¬

  1. Jonathan
    Jonathan
    March 5, 2013, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Mac-ariel’s hahahaha

  2. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 5, 2013, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    “Where’s your rectangle?”
    Classic.

    • washhandsb4work
      washhandsb4work
      March 5, 2013, 10:43 am | # | Reply

      That made me laugh at work…Amazing!

  3. Blue Canary
    Blue Canary
    March 5, 2013, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    I tried the same tactic as fatbug and wore a wedding veil, citing I came from a long line of McBrides. It didn’t work.

  4. Meh
    Meh
    March 5, 2013, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    *cough* http://instakilt.com/ *cough*

    On an unrelated note, “rectangle”? I don’t get that, someone care to explain?

    • MaxOfFewTrades
      MaxOfFewTrades
      March 5, 2013, 3:02 am | # | Reply

      The rectangle is his censorship bar, Bug is so fat that he’s covering his up.

  5. Chris Simonite
    Chris Simonite
    March 5, 2013, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    McAriel’s is my favourite mermaid burger joint.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 7, 2013, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

      So what do they taste like?

  6. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 5, 2013, 10:44 am | # | Reply

    Though every few years or so I need to increase the waist size of my pants a couple of inches, the last time I bought ‘fat’ pants by mistake. Instead of returning them, they became my cold weather pants. I can wear them over sweat pants or even normal fitting pants. Otherwise, they slide down my hips without a proper belt, or are so bunched and baggy around the waist that I look like I’m homeless or suffering from some debilitating disease.

  7. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    March 5, 2013, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    Is it weird that I am picturing a huge Scottish bug named Fat Bastard?

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      June 8, 2013, 11:41 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, that’s kind of awesome.

  8. Joreal
    Joreal
    March 5, 2013, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    The MacAriels, responsible for those horrible Fish McBites at McDonalds.

  9. Tony McGurk
    Tony McGurk
    March 6, 2013, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Love the Clan Tartan remark

  10. Erin
    Erin
    March 9, 2013, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    Please get all your comics published in a book. I want to buy them, they are the best and my favorite comics.

  11. Ariel
    Ariel
    March 24, 2013, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

    Wow what a coincidence! My name is Ariel, my birthday is March 5th, and I just bought some bigger pants to cover my fat ass with. It’s like the universe’s passive-aggressive agenda to make me go to the gym

  12. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 8, 2013, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

    Somehow, I can just *hear* a generic Scott’s voice saying “MacAriels. I like the way it tickles my brain.

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