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Getting Rid of Your Car (Advantages)

Getting Rid of Your Car (Advantages)

by Adam on May 17, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Moorg
    Moorg
    May 17, 2011, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Ha, I don’t have a car, so I have to ride the bus, but I’ve never seen a creep like that on a bus…

    • matt
      matt
      May 17, 2011, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      I have, but I live in philly. One time on the subway people were shooting up heroin right behind me, scary feeling.

    • Safety Dance
      Safety Dance
      May 18, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

      Typically, if you haven’t met that creep, there is a high chance that you are that creep 😉

  2. Cthuwu Ftaghn!
    Cthuwu Ftaghn!
    May 17, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    While this comic does explore the positive(ish) consequences of getting rid of your car pretty well, it forgets to include the fun part of how you get rid of the car. Nothing is more fun than sacrificing it to your dark overlords to gain illimitable necrotic powers. Oh wait, I’m thinking about goats. It’s fun to sacrifice goats. Cars? Eh.

  3. theviledarkbeast
    theviledarkbeast
    May 17, 2011, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Aww, I’ve always wanted a mechanic boyfriend, I’d fix all his computer problems and he can fix all my car problems!

    • DougM
      DougM
      May 14, 2012, 4:13 am | # | Reply

      *ahem* I can bore and hone a small block blindfolded.

      [Of course, with your name, here, I can’t tell if you’re a lady-type]

      [[I’m a straight dude who can diagnose a heater core leak from 50ft away.]]

  4. suna19
    suna19
    May 17, 2011, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    I think the local psychopaths are awesome

    My favorite is bloodcurdling.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      November 20, 2012, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

      I’m using panel four the next time someone talks to me on the bus.

  5. Scud
    Scud
    May 17, 2011, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    That last panel is HILARIOUS.

  6. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    May 17, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Mine’s full-out horror.

  7. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    May 17, 2011, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Poor Mechanic. At least go on the Ferris Wheel with the guy!

  8. Raven
    Raven
    May 17, 2011, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Riding the bus will give you a look at life as you’ve never seen it before. Which will then make you run and hide under your bed, never come out, thus eliminating the need for transportation at all.

  9. Hoax
    Hoax
    May 17, 2011, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    THIS is not really done by you, is it? And if not. Start getting your own fb-page 😉

    • toxanize
      toxanize
      May 18, 2011, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      Bug needs a fasebook soz i can haz a reason to hit the liek buttan

  10. Wetcorps
    Wetcorps
    May 17, 2011, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    Strong-legged bug cracks me up.

  11. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    May 17, 2011, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    The last guy on the last panel made me laugh Phyllis in class :’)

  12. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    May 17, 2011, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Out loud*

  13. dofain
    dofain
    May 17, 2011, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    Never get in the Ferris Wheel with a mechanic, he will always complain about a nut being unscrewed or missing oil, will try to repair the wheel and in the end won’t get in as you sit down.

  14. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    May 17, 2011, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    Come to think of it, where is my car? Oh wait. Its 20 miles away at someone’s farm due to my stupidity a year ago.

  15. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    May 17, 2011, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    Screw the psycopaths, it’s the old deaf lady who’s sucking on her dentures that really makes public transportation suck.

  16. AlphabetFish
    AlphabetFish
    May 17, 2011, 9:42 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, the bus. I used to have to take the bus into downtown Los Angeles to work at a Wal-Mart with an astronomically high crime rate, and I saw some creepy stuff. 🙁

  17. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    May 17, 2011, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    My favorite is silent

  18. Smitty
    Smitty
    May 17, 2011, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    I-scream!

  19. theo001
    theo001
    May 17, 2011, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha! Third panel was EPIC! Truly the best I’ve read so far.

  20. Frances
    Frances
    May 17, 2011, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    So we’ll probably have ‘Getting Rid Of Your Car (Disadvantages)’ as the next comic? Can’t wait! 😀

  21. 613 The Evil
    613 The Evil
    June 29, 2011, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    Lol at the psycopaths!

  22. Stranger
    Stranger
    September 29, 2011, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    …Crap, I think I might be one of the local psychopaths

  23. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 29, 2013, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    My favorite scream?

    The Wilhelm Scream, of course.

    WoOAAAAUugh!!

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