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Glaze be to God

Glaze be to God

by Adam on June 24, 2015 at 12:00 am
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  1. dragon352
    dragon352
    June 24, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    hrm……… no arguements from me..

    “glaze be to god”….good one

  2. Parrius
    Parrius
    June 24, 2015, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Wonder what a donut-based religion’s evangelists are like.

    • Church
      Church
      June 24, 2015, 2:37 am | # | Reply

      Extremely convincing, if my school and my office are anything to go by.

    • Rat
      Rat
      June 24, 2015, 4:10 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t be popular. Instead of filling that void in your heart, they’d get you one.

    • AZHBUG
      AZHBUG
      June 24, 2015, 7:41 am | # | Reply

      http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/reddwarf/images/9/9d/Cat_priest.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120128152937

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        June 25, 2015, 1:06 am | # | Reply

        That guy is one salon visit and an outfit change away from being a real-life Dr. Robotnik.

      • qka
        qka
        June 25, 2015, 9:03 am | # | Reply

        Red Dwarf for the WIN!!!

  3. Vladimir
    Vladimir
    June 24, 2015, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Cops. The evangelists are cops.

    • Gene
      Gene
      June 24, 2015, 9:07 am | # | Reply

      Or Homer Simpson!

  4. l
    l
    June 24, 2015, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    Dunkin Donuts would be the high places of worship, the major temples; and other donut shops would be the minor locations. I guess sacrifices would be allowed only at the DD locations. The theology would have two dissenting opinions – filled or glazed – and woe to those who tried to combine them together. The sprinklers would be a sect unto themselves. And Homer Simpson would be their representative of their deity. D’oh!

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      June 24, 2015, 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Communion would be a donut hole and a tiny cup of coffee.

      There’d be animosity going back centuries with the danish-worshipers and it would be a sin to draw a picture of Vernon Rudolph (pastry blessings upon him).

    • joecrouse
      joecrouse
      June 24, 2015, 10:32 am | # | Reply

      there would have to be denominations for Tim Hortens, Krispy Kreme.
      along with thousands of lesser denominations and indvidual churches for actual bakeries.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        June 24, 2015, 10:44 am | # | Reply

        Don’t forget the diabetic atheists.

    • Zed
      Zed
      June 24, 2015, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Is there a church of the non-GMO gluten-free fat-free nut-free Holy Donut Hole?

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      June 24, 2015, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t forget the Croissantis who’s always clashing with Donatus followers since the medieval era. But now there’s a new sect called Cronutus (pretty much Croissant shaped like Donut, yes, it’s real deal) that’s gaining new followers fast.

    • Ian Osmond
      Ian Osmond
      June 26, 2015, 7:09 am | # | Reply

      I’m a Bostonian, so, yes, I already do worship at DD’s — the Bostonian religion has Dunks and the Sox as sacraments — but DD isn’t the HIGH church of donuts in Boston.

      That’s Kane’s Donuts in Saugus. Every adherent in Boston is required to make a hajji to Kane’s at least once; some of the most devout go every Sunday.

  5. Majdan
    Majdan
    June 24, 2015, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    “O Sprinkled One!” was a perfect finish to an excellent strip. Well done again, Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 24, 2015, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  6. Jack
    Jack
    June 24, 2015, 7:45 pm | # | Reply
  7. Dom
    Dom
    June 24, 2015, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

    So much for the separation of church and pastry!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 24, 2015, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      Nicely done!

  8. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    June 25, 2015, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Pretty sure the world’s *entire* population would start not-so-mysteriously disappearing. Let’s face it – there are just some days (such as most of them) where you’d rather have donuts than 90% of the people you interact with.

    • EvenCreepier
      EvenCreepier
      September 7, 2016, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

      The only problem would be that people who were overweight from too many donuts/busy gorging themselves would be easy prey…

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