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God is NOT My Co-pilot

God is NOT My Co-pilot

by Adam on April 18, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Chaucer
    Chaucer
    April 17, 2011, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    Blasphemy! Woohoo! My favorite form of irony.

  2. Joe
    Joe
    April 17, 2011, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    Do us a favor and post the hate mail, I want to read it to.

    • BugFan
      BugFan
      April 18, 2011, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      lol yes please do

  3. Dread Pirate Roberts
    Dread Pirate Roberts
    April 17, 2011, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    Blasphelicious!

  4. Woohoo!
    Woohoo!
    April 17, 2011, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    Pure gold man!! 2'nd panel ftw!!

  5. Zulu
    Zulu
    April 17, 2011, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

    Jesus jokes, never tell them if you're a student in a Catholic school, I once drew a diagram showing how Jesus was a Jedi and got a week of detention. I tell you, people act like the guy walked on water or something….

    • abelardorodriguez11
      abelardorodriguez11
      September 25, 2014, 8:07 am | # | Reply

      your drawing is accurate. in fact, jesus would be a jedi.

  6. MMM
    MMM
    April 17, 2011, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    INIT!

  7. Gwalchgwn
    Gwalchgwn
    April 17, 2011, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    I went to a Catholic school but never had any trouble like that lol… In fact, I wasn't even Christian, they didn't mind 🙂

    • Maria
      Maria
      April 18, 2011, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      catholic and christian are two different things actually… haha.

      • Jon
        Jon
        April 18, 2011, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        They're not really. Catholic is a form of Christianity… So what he said was perfectly correct ^^

        • True
          True
          April 18, 2011, 3:27 pm | # | Reply

          Actually Catholicism and Christianity are two different things. Catholicism is of Satan. It is a system of man made traditions and idol worship.

          • Dragon
            Dragon
            September 19, 2012, 1:02 am | #

            Your username is ironic

        • Kimi
          Kimi
          May 29, 2011, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

          Well… Yes, but their attitudes toward many things are WAY different. Acting out, for example, or even just acting silly.

  8. Margaret
    Margaret
    April 17, 2011, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    I love the freaking out over crosses but… To be honest, as Easter (or Zombie Day to my family) comes up I expected Zombie jokes (after all… what do you call a day that celebrates some guy coming back from the dead?

  9. Frostcore
    Frostcore
    April 17, 2011, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    touche!

  10. Let
    Let
    April 17, 2011, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

    I would bring god and his son along. I'd ask him to rewrite that damn book, see what happens.

  11. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    April 17, 2011, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    Aw c'mon, think of all the fun you could have dropping by all the backwoods Biblethumper churches with 'em!

  12. Kris
    Kris
    April 17, 2011, 10:57 pm | # | Reply

    Pretty sure you're going to hell for this one. Just letting you know…. It's alright though, I'll be there next to you because I laughed. It looks like the people above are going too, so you'll have a plethora of friends with you.

  13. ShootinPutin
    ShootinPutin
    April 17, 2011, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    Good job Adam, Just in time for Lent too!

    The 3rd panel is a masterpiece. It dispelled my belief that I couldn't possibly laugh out loud from a simple comic panel.

  14. Waldir
    Waldir
    April 17, 2011, 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    Do a religion week!

  15. dofain
    dofain
    April 17, 2011, 11:41 pm | # | Reply

    Your comic is taking Biblical proportions!

  16. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    April 18, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    This is amazing. I can't find sufficient superlatives to express my amusement. I too am hoping for Zombie Jesus this week. It would be excellent. (Also, as an aside, ThinkGeek.com is selling green zombie Easter bunnies. You guys should check them out, they're fabulous.)

    • Lythera
      Lythera
      April 18, 2011, 5:25 am | # | Reply

      umm the fellas at Explosm.com beat you to that.

      • Surturs Bane
        Surturs Bane
        April 18, 2011, 6:03 am | # | Reply

        its explosm.net

  17. karine76
    karine76
    April 18, 2011, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Jesus Bug is growing his van dyke beard? But I conquer, please post the hate mail.

  18. koesper
    koesper
    April 18, 2011, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    Probably your best goddamn comic ever!

  19. Kthulhu42
    Kthulhu42
    April 18, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Mmmmm, Juice, Sacrelicious.

  20. dvzncndo
    dvzncndo
    April 18, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Awesome strip! this could easily go for the whole week hahaha

  21. karine76
    karine76
    April 18, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Ugh, I meant to say that I concur.

    • Raen
      Raen
      April 19, 2011, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      It was better with conquer. 😉

  22. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    April 18, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    ()()

    -()- €£¥£ €¥£

  23. That Chick
    That Chick
    April 18, 2011, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Third panel is just awesome! I love it when Jesus bug and God bug make an appearance.

    Yes puuuuhleaze post the hate mail!

  24. Armoless
    Armoless
    April 18, 2011, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    See I have a problem with "Zombie" Jesus, Zombies are simply reanimated flesh that is still decaying and gross. Also, transformation is relatively quick, maybe 5-10 seconds after death does the Zombie pop up and try to om some noms. From my Gathering Jesus took what, at least 2 and a half days, because it says he rose on the third, not after the 3 days.

    Further more.. He already had some cool powers, but it appears he picked up even more after his resurrection. The Bible talks about how he appeared to his followers over 200 times in a area over 2-3 hundred square miles, So teleportation clearly isn't a Zombie power, unless it's Zombie Nightcrawler. Also, the Bible says Jesus walked into a room the his disciples had locked themselves into, So phasing was a possible.

    Zombie Jesus, out of the question. He got too "Suped" up for a Zombie.

    • Lythera
      Lythera
      April 18, 2011, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      he's the ultra zombie.. that's why it took him two and a half days to get up.

    • Kai Gon
      Kai Gon
      May 28, 2013, 6:25 am | # | Reply

      I’d say Jesus was the prototype, where the developer wanted to do everything right and show off the possibilities – nowadays Zombies are the quick and cheap “consumer market” versions.

  25. mitha
    mitha
    April 18, 2011, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Armo: To be precise Jesus is more of a Lick, he sacrificed his life to get even greater powers as an undead abomination. Seems like he managed dimension-travel as well since he hasn't been seen since.

    • Jackie-O
      Jackie-O
      April 18, 2011, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      i love you and your comment

  26. mitha
    mitha
    April 18, 2011, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    To Adam: i meant Lich, sorry

  27. -PookeyG-
    -PookeyG-
    April 18, 2011, 3:23 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  28. bug reader
    bug reader
    April 18, 2011, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    I'd bet that the haters are even laughing at this one. totally awesome, jesus with a PSP

  29. SteamSaint
    SteamSaint
    April 18, 2011, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    A PSP? Jesus can't even afford a 3DS? Weaksause, Mr. Christ… weaksauce indeed! It's probably a PSP Go too. C'mon Jesus, you're better than that.

    ;D

    But seriously, this is one of my favourite strips ever! Well played indeed!

  30. cheryl
    cheryl
    April 18, 2011, 5:00 am | # | Reply

    Um… normally I'm totally cool with the blaspheming, but it's Holy Week. I'm having a little trouble laughing at crosses right now. Maybe this wasn't the best time to run this one?

    • Surturs Bane
      Surturs Bane
      April 18, 2011, 6:06 am | # | Reply

      Best time ever!

    • Joe
      Joe
      April 18, 2011, 10:04 am | # | Reply

      Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.

      • cheryl
        cheryl
        April 19, 2011, 3:48 am | # | Reply

        I didn't, and there's no need to be rude.

    • novascttch
      novascttch
      April 18, 2011, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

      Not trying to start trouble, but it sounds as if you're only trying not to laugh because you're being religious. Being "holy" for one week doesn't mean anything if you'd laugh any other time. Just let yourself loosen up and laugh at yourself. I'm a firm believer and I do it all the time 🙂 Remember, God isn't that shallow.

      • cheryl
        cheryl
        April 19, 2011, 3:57 am | # | Reply

        No, I was simply being honest about what I'm feeling this week. I'm not too stiff to make fun of religion — I laughed at Life of Brian, and I think Small Gods by Terry Pratchett is hilarious. But hearing the Passion readings at church this week (we had them on Sunday and will have them again Friday) reminds me of the suffering and death that have happened (and still do) in the name of religion. If I had seen this strip two weeks ago, I'm sure I would have laughed and not thought twice. It's just bad timing… it's not funny for me this week.

        • Cappy
          Cappy
          April 20, 2011, 12:50 am | # | Reply

          It's always going to be bad timing for someone… there are plenty who have recently gotten ticketed for having open containers of alcohol who might find the last panel unfunny, but I don't think there's any kind of recent or on-going tragedy that this comic references to make it in bad taste. The comic is having fun with religion, not promoting intolerance.

          Besides: I could go either a cynical route or an optimistic one to say that god has a sense of humour ;¬)

          • Dartanian
            Dartanian
            April 20, 2011, 9:56 pm | #

            Oh god. Such win on those first few sentences. Good job sir.

    • NeonF1sh
      NeonF1sh
      April 18, 2011, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      I'm not religious, so I can laugh any time! HA HA HA!

  31. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    April 18, 2011, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

    • SteamSaint
      SteamSaint
      April 19, 2011, 2:17 am | # | Reply

      well quoted! You win one INTERNETS

  32. Saumya
    Saumya
    April 18, 2011, 7:23 am | # | Reply

    Pointy-beard Jesus is a sloucher like Daddy.

  33. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    April 18, 2011, 8:21 am | # | Reply

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahaahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AahahahahaAHAHAHAHAH >______________________< good stuff, good stuff…. 😀

  34. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    April 18, 2011, 11:46 am | # | Reply

    LOL!! I Love it!! and just before easter sunday. perfect timing! Love panels 3 and 4, especially. "Pft. yer not the boss of me." priceless!

  35. GunGun
    GunGun
    April 18, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    agreed.

  36. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    April 18, 2011, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    turns his juice box in wine.

    XD ahahahahahahahhahahhaahahaaa

    I loves it

  37. Rony The Jew
    Rony The Jew
    April 18, 2011, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

    Hilarious shit! I don't care I'm a jew!

  38. burnthecow
    burnthecow
    April 18, 2011, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    Drunk Jesus FTW!

    The last pannel is brilliant, I picture Jesus putting the straw of his juice box through a hole his hand just because he can.

    He must have such trouble eating minieggs 🙁

  39. mongoose998
    mongoose998
    April 19, 2011, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

    On the tab for the webpage it says "random nonsense 5 days a week" I always thought "ah Adam your cutting yourself short!"

    I stand corrected.

    I <3 BUG

  40. Fran
    Fran
    May 16, 2011, 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    Nice reference to that free PSP gif.

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