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Goin’ Commando

Goin’ Commando

by Adam on March 7, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Flumo
    Flumo
    March 7, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Wow! This is great and perfect timing for me, I had to resort to this due to putting off doing laundry and it just felt like, well just like you described.

  2. Qeruiem
    Qeruiem
    March 7, 2013, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Damn. Now I’m gonna hear CLING-CLANG-CLING-CLANG going over and over again in my mind as soon as I walk…

  3. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    March 7, 2013, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    I have a brother who does this, and has for 30 years. It’s just weird. Not to mention the chafing it can cause.
    P.S. Golf balls and Hot dogs…subtle, Adam. Subtle.

    • verTigO
      verTigO
      March 7, 2013, 4:26 am | # | Reply

      I could hardly contain myself from bursting out in laughter when I read that… and I am at work right now. Would’ve been awkward.

    • majdan
      majdan
      March 7, 2013, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      Also don’t forget “HARD TO PORT” πŸ™‚

  4. takedownthefacade
    takedownthefacade
    March 7, 2013, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    Oh, man, the last panel killed me.
    “Some drunk guy ruining it for everyone.” Gold
    Keep up the good work Adam, you never fail to make me laugh.

  5. Jimbelaya
    Jimbelaya
    March 7, 2013, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    Second panel was perfection. That’s it exactly. Also:
    Like taking Bruce Banner to your mother’s china shop and leaving your backup tranquilizers at home. “Oh please oh please oh please oh please…..”

  6. Random
    Random
    March 7, 2013, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    Ha! I knew it was pant week!!!

  7. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    March 7, 2013, 7:35 am | # | Reply

    Too funny!

  8. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    March 7, 2013, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    When I was young and didn’t waste money on clothes that didn’t show I would reserve my underwear for “special occasions” only. Going commando is like growing a beard. In a couple of weeks the chafing (itching) dies down and it’s just normal.

  9. Deen
    Deen
    March 7, 2013, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Adam nailed it with the subtle allusions to the subject matter, but managed to keep it PG. Talent!

    Side note: As a female, I don’t have experience with this personally, but as a swimmer, I was friends with some of the lifeguards at our pool. One day, one of the guards suddenly stood up, gently swung his hips from side to side, and said “Pat, pat, pat, pat”. I was dense (or naive) to not have any idea what he was talking about. This comic brought back such memories!

  10. jamie d
    jamie d
    March 7, 2013, 11:26 am | # | Reply

    ‘Wearing a cowbell that only you can hear’. nailed it. best line in any comic since i can’t remember when.

  11. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 7, 2013, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s not forget the dragon’s teeth of death (i.e. the zipper)!

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      March 7, 2013, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      That just reminded me of that scene in “There’s Something About Mary” *shudder*

      • LanceThruster
        LanceThruster
        March 7, 2013, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah. It’s so cringe-inducing it doesn’t even follow the “it’s funny when it’s not happening to you” rule.

  12. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    March 7, 2013, 5:53 pm | # | Reply

    It’s too bad that women aren’t drawn visually to male attributes (as far as I know) in the same way as some men are to a woman’s chest for example. If I wear certain types of light and clingy fabrics such as some suit material, it looks like I’m smuggling a ferret in my trousers (this also happens even when I’m wearing boxers of wrong type of material underneath).

    That observation also reminds me of a joke.

    Man #1 – I tried stuffing a potato down my pants to attract the ladies but it didn’t work.

    Man #2 – No?

    Man #1 – Yeah. Turns out I was supposed to put it in the front.

    • Becky
      Becky
      March 8, 2013, 1:50 am | # | Reply

      You are mistaken, Lance. Of COURSE women are drawn to men’s bodies, just like men enjoy looking at women’s bodies–how else do you think the species has survived this long? Women don’t get pregnant just for the joys of childbirth and sleepless nursing, I can tell you that. It happens because we like sex, and we like thinking about sex, and we damn well like looking at people who make us think about sex; and YES, we do notice your asses and your muscle tone and your hunky stubble and your bulgy manparts (or “trouser ferrets”, as the case may be).

      We are generally just a little more subtle about our ogling, is all.

      • Zimriel
        Zimriel
        May 21, 2017, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

        Except in youtube comments about David Bowie’s performance in Labyrinth. The ladies’ comments there were not subtle at all, lol.

  13. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 22, 2013, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    I shall never know the thrill of that. πŸ˜›

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