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Grinder Reminder

Grinder Reminder

by Adam on August 10, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ataro
    Ataro
    August 10, 2012, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    But what about the other kinds of sandwiches?

    The world needs to know what happens if we hit someone with a grilled cheese.

    • CanvasWolfDoll
      CanvasWolfDoll
      August 10, 2012, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      what? waste a perfectly good grilled cheese on the pedestrian crime of assault? no no, grilled cheese are for classy wrongs, like embezlement or getting a coolness ticket.

      • Thopter
        Thopter
        August 10, 2012, 8:05 am | # | Reply

        Grilled cheese sandwiches can be substituted for the white glove you slap a person with when challenging them to a duel.

        • ahacke
          ahacke
          August 11, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

          What if you’re dueling them because they’re embezzeling from you?

          How much grilled cheese can one head take?!?

          • Korbl
            Korbl
            November 26, 2012, 5:49 pm | #

            What if it’s a grilled cheese that wasn’t made by a loving parental figure? Like from an orphanage cafeteria?

          • VaguelyCreepy
            VaguelyCreepy
            June 4, 2013, 11:19 am | #

            @Korbl: THAT would be like spitting on someone’s mother.

  2. Paul
    Paul
    August 10, 2012, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    I once hit a man with Beano, just ’cause ham on rye.

  3. verTigO
    verTigO
    August 10, 2012, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    So the glasses prevented nerd bugs eyes from evolving since 2009?

  4. Codric
    Codric
    August 10, 2012, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    I bread the comments will get fooded with sandwich puns now. The commenters may even toast about how “funny” these cheesy jokes are, but in fact they are spam. That’s just sausage.

    • thorgold
      thorgold
      August 10, 2012, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

      Those buns are used in such a rye manner I’m fairly sure you’re full of baloney.

  5. Splox5
    Splox5
    August 10, 2012, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    Gyro in for a would of hurt if you Reuben me the wrong way, ’cause I’ll take a fully loaded Dagwood and Club your Open-Face with it so hard that people will call you Sloppy Joe. And then I’ll Falafel while I point my Finger at you. ‘Cause I’m a Hero, Philly Cheesesteak, and I don’t take no Pulled Pork from anybody.

  6. Sam
    Sam
    August 10, 2012, 7:17 am | # | Reply

    *GASP* The glasses are removed!

  7. Wingspin
    Wingspin
    August 10, 2012, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    Evidence marker and victim blanket – both are nice touches! It was a very good week of bug!

  8. Jon
    Jon
    August 10, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    …. I have no idea what inspired this strip. And that, more than anything, is what’s on mind after reading it.

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 10, 2012, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      I couldn’t think of a strip so I started with “You know what’s great about hoagies?” and thought about how I could answer that for the next hour.

      • Love The Bad Guy
        Love The Bad Guy
        August 10, 2012, 8:09 pm | # | Reply

        Your mind clearly works in glorious ways.

  9. Firehawk
    Firehawk
    August 10, 2012, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

    Long time reader, but this is the first time I’ve been compelled to comment. Here’s hoping this scenario doesn’t take place in Nevada. A woman was arrested for domestic abuse after throwing a cheeseburger at her husband. And a man was arrested after throwing an empty soda bottle at his wife.

    • Mahnarch
      Mahnarch
      August 11, 2012, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

      Did you know that if you’re having a fight with your spouse and you turn around to leave, stub your toe on the edge of the sofa and fall into a lamp, accidentally breaking it, you can be arrested for domestic violence?

      I saw it on an episode of COPS and then looked it up.
      Crazy.

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    August 10, 2012, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

    subway has competition now

    • Niac
      Niac
      August 10, 2012, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

      I read that completely wrong. Now I really want to see Subway sponsor a competition with people battling with 3′ and 6′ subs. Now that is something I would pay to see!

  11. Djorra
    Djorra
    August 11, 2012, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, I finished the archives. Good comic.

  12. Jeff
    Jeff
    August 13, 2012, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    Just got home from a reunion with my siblings. No computer, missed my Bug fix for a few days. This Sandwich theme’d oen was awesome…even if it did inspire a few punny remarks…
    And I loved the ’09 eyes on Nerdbug sans glasses…

  13. ECHO
    ECHO
    August 13, 2012, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    Glasses Bug now has Post Truamatic Sandwhich Disorder

  14. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    April 3, 2013, 10:43 pm | # | Reply

    I wanted to give her the business with a footlong, but alas, I only have a six-incher.

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