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Hair Can Be So Unfair

Hair Can Be So Unfair

by Adam on May 29, 2014 at 12:00 am
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  1. Lucas
    Lucas
    May 29, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    You never fail to make me laugh. Thanks.

  2. MaxOfFewTrades
    MaxOfFewTrades
    May 29, 2014, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    I am a guy and have had my ponytail for almost a decade and have no intention of removing it.

    But yes, guys really have little they can do with hair and not look dumb.

    • bd
      bd
      May 29, 2014, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      It’s one of those things, you know? I remember one time someone made a point about how we long-hairs spend too much time and effort and money on our hair. So I said, “Really, dude? How many times did you get your hair cut last year?” Every six weeks. “I see, and how much did that cost?” With the punch line, of course, being that I get my hair cut once a year, at most, have no mousse, gel, or spray, and it takes me about a minute to “do my hair”.

      And, yes, it is a point of inescapable pride that women who spend far too much on products and services that destroy their hair constantly envy mine. I compensate for this by occasionally seeing hair I wish I could have.

      • Mahnarch
        Mahnarch
        May 29, 2014, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

        I used to be a long hair. When I became a cadet they frowned on that and made me shave it.

        Best thing I ever did.

        Now, I keep it in two options. Army or Marine.

        And, it only cost me a one time price of $30 for a shaver that I use, myself. 😀

      • Korbl
        Korbl
        May 30, 2014, 4:48 am | # | Reply

        I have long hair that i always just tie back. I wanted to try a bun, but couldn’t figure it out…

  3. Craig
    Craig
    May 29, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    There’s also the option of adding “zoinks” to your vocabulary.

  4. Justin
    Justin
    May 29, 2014, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    Ok You need to use that long haired female bug more. She actually looks pretty great. Nice refresher from your normal female bug designs.

  5. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    May 29, 2014, 5:34 am | # | Reply

    Were-Doofus. Heh Heh… I think his hair looks better than any comb over I’ve ever seen.

    I agree with Justin. Malibu Barbie Bug is a real looker.

  6. Jeff Clough
    Jeff Clough
    May 29, 2014, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    I KNEW they hid throwing knives in there! I just KNEW it!

  7. Michael Corley
    Michael Corley
    May 29, 2014, 7:38 am | # | Reply

    “Curse of the WereDoofus” should be the name of the next Bug Book.

  8. Deen
    Deen
    May 29, 2014, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always found that a shuriken can be hidden better in a bun…unless I can find a throwing knife with a pretty, decorative handle.

  9. wingspin
    wingspin
    May 29, 2014, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    I always say I have two choices… get a haircut or buy a Harley!

  10. Noslo
    Noslo
    May 29, 2014, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    My little sister has quite wavy and long hair. She wore a bun to the airport and the TSA had to feel her hair to make sure she wasn’t hiding anything.

  11. MJRydsFast
    MJRydsFast
    May 29, 2014, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    I reckon I’m a ‘Were-Doofus’ then. Maybe I’ll redirect my hippie-like tendencies to my groin. The “Brazilian” thing is kind of old anyway. Plus, if I style it into a bun, maybe I can convince the TSA to feel it next time I fly. I’ve seen some hot TS&A at the airport. Once. In Vegas.

  12. Daniel
    Daniel
    May 30, 2014, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Brilliantly done Adam. Do you mind if I use long-hair bug’s face as my avatar? Pretty much my university look to a tee. Yes, I know…this means I admit to looking like a doofus. =P

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 30, 2014, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      No prob.

  13. tymime
    tymime
    June 1, 2014, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    As a long-haired dude, my only option is: shampoo, brush, be the envy of women.

  14. MikeyZ
    MikeyZ
    June 2, 2014, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

    Awesome. Love this.

    I actually know a dude who’s trying to grow long hair… and that pretty much sums up my thoughts I should email this to him.

  15. Erlend
    Erlend
    June 5, 2014, 3:13 am | # | Reply

    This made me feel even better about just having gotten home from the hairdresser!

  16. Echo
    Echo
    July 9, 2015, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    “we don’t have to watch Krull”

  17. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    September 5, 2016, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

    I actually find that males with long hair get extra bonus points in attractiveness whenever I see them. I notice that the “long hair” you’re showing on the male bug is sort of short, while the “long hair” on the female bug is longer. Perhaps if the male bug grew hair as long as that of the female bug, he’d find that the problem was resolved? You can’t grow slightly longer hair and say “I have long hair now”. It’s a long process.

  18. Farrah
    Farrah
    October 22, 2020, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Pigtails.

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